｡𖦹 DEADS 𖦹°

he him or eat my axe. 🪓

[thepanwhodied]

OOC INFO POST !!!

Deadpan is an oc / self insert who belongs to @hisbrunetteroots (also my bf teehee) !!!! This rp blog was made with his permission for funsies! He also drew the lovely art featured in my pfp :3 If you don't know anything about Deadpan definitely check Jonah's tumblr out hes great 100000/10!!!!!!!!!!!! My base account is @calicokittiez !!!

BOUNDARIES

Do not make any attempt to say anything weird about Deadpan because as previously mentioned he is a self insert and thats just weird. (Bfs rp sideblogs are an exception to this!!!!!!!!!!!!) Also don't take everything I say as canon incase I make any little mistakes in any posts as I am not Deadpans creator ^_^

MY DNI: endogenic 'systems', proship, bigots, people 15 and under and people over 20. also anyone who is a dick about selfshipping

ALSO anybody who selfships with Joker dni thank you!!!!! Deadpans creator is a non sharing selfshipper so its important to me that those boundaries are followed on this account as well despite me not being the creator myself

OTHER

Anyone outside of my DNI are welcome to send me asks or interact with my blog as they please so long as my boundaries are followed!!!!!

[spreadassholesdotorg]

[thepanwhodied]

( ooc ) WRONG BLOG BUT. IT WORKS.

[spreadassholesdotorg]

[clownprinceofgay]

Joker, Do you agree to the terms and conditions of Deadjokes Disco? (Everything you say and do is now on file for the Disco HR peeps btdubs)

... A what disco?

Why does everyone keep bringing up this "deadjokes"??

I keep seeing deadpan posting about it too but even HE won't explain what it is!

Someone explain before it drives me EVEN MORE INSANE THAN I ALREADY AM!!!

[thepanwhodied]

it's unimportant don't worry :] just some bowling club or something with a random name. boring stuff you wouldnt like it

oc / self insert by @hisbrunetteroots

[thepanwhodied]

How does one stop himself from yearning for his right hand man?

— NOT the joker xoxo

idk ngl i would just go for it if i were you. give him a fat kiss mister DEFINITELY not the joker. i would even go far as to say that if you don't you're a chicken. <3

oc / self insert by @hisbrunetteroots

[clownprinceofgay]

You are horrible at giving out advice, Deads. Why would I ever kiss you??? That's just going to make my need for you grow stronger!! I DON'T WANT THAT!!!

I mean.

Ahem,

Man get a load of that guy, HAH, yearning for his sidekick!! What a loser! Could never be me! Xoxo

[thepanwhodied]

mhm, whatever you say boss. <3

oc / self insert by @hisbrunetteroots

[thepanwhodied]

How does one stop himself from yearning for his right hand man?

— NOT the joker xoxo

idk ngl i would just go for it if i were you. give him a fat kiss mister DEFINITELY not the joker. i would even go far as to say that if you don't you're a chicken. <3

oc / self insert by @hisbrunetteroots

[thepanwhodied]

Kiss the joker.

Now!!!

I mean.... I guess I don't have a choice..... (Totally not just using this as an excuse to get away with doing it)

Gives the Joker a giant smooch !!!!!!!!! Multiple even. Only because I'm being forced obviously...... I'm absolutely very normal about my boss...... (Winks but you can't tell because of my eye bandage)

oc / self insert by @hisbrunetteroots

[clownprinceofgay]

Joker sits there, utterly flabbergasted and covered in kisses.

I- uh-

For once Joker is speechless

[thepanwhodied]

Sorry boss,, I feared they might have had a gun

He did not ever fear that once, it was just excuses

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[clownprinceofgay]

Joker pulled himself together, shaking his head in amusement with a chuckle.

I don't believe they had a gun, dear.

I have a feeling you just wanted to kiss your dear old boss.

[thepanwhodied]

If that's what you really want to believe, sir,,,,

very flustered that joker saw through it (even though it was pretty obvious to begin with)

oc / self insert by @hisbrunetteroots

[thepanwhodied]

Kiss the joker.

Now!!!

I mean.... I guess I don't have a choice..... (Totally not just using this as an excuse to get away with doing it)

Gives the Joker a giant smooch !!!!!!!!! Multiple even. Only because I'm being forced obviously...... I'm absolutely very normal about my boss...... (Winks but you can't tell because of my eye bandage)

oc / self insert by @hisbrunetteroots

[clownprinceofgay]

Joker sits there, utterly flabbergasted and covered in kisses.

I- uh-

For once Joker is speechless

[thepanwhodied]

Sorry boss,, I feared they might have had a gun

He did not ever fear that once, it was just excuses

oc / self insert by @hisbrunetteroots

[thepanwhodied]

Kiss the joker.

Now!!!

I mean.... I guess I don't have a choice..... (Totally not just using this as an excuse to get away with doing it)

Gives the Joker a giant smooch !!!!!!!!! Multiple even. Only because I'm being forced obviously...... I'm absolutely very normal about my boss...... (Winks but you can't tell because of my eye bandage)

oc / self insert by @hisbrunetteroots

[thepanwhodied]

Gives you a sour patch kid that is nice and new and very delicious

For you ♡

— @clownprinceofgay

Why thank you boss !!!!! Gives you a tiny model of the Jokermobile

For you ♡

oc / self insert by @hisbrunetteroots

[thepanwhodied]

shower thought

if i put the joker into a blender do you think he would turn into green goop or would he turn into acid or would he just be normal

oc / self insert by @hisbrunetteroots

[clownprinceofgay]

WHAT.

[thepanwhodied]

nothing.. (hides blender behind my back)

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[thepanwhodied]

shower thought

if i put the joker into a blender do you think he would turn into green goop or would he turn into acid or would he just be normal

oc / self insert by @hisbrunetteroots

[clownprinceofgay]

.....................can i have the day off ( @thepanwhodied )

But I'll miss you :(

[thepanwhodied]

...you could always.... idk.... take the day off with me...... (with rizz)

oc / self insert by @hisbrunetteroots

[thepanwhodied]

i wanna take care of his needs and gently massage his scalp as he falls asleep and make him a hot water bottle and just let him relax for once, give him some time to just lie there and feel at ease and forget about anything stressing him. just listen to him tell me about all his evil plans and rub his shoulders and just enjoy the feeling of being with someone who truly understands. helping him with his skincare in the morning (totally not as an excuse to be close to him and touch his face), too. he would probably be so groggy and sleepy too it would be so cute.

anyways who said that ummm

also not aimed at anyone???? hahaha why would i ever....

oc / self insert by @hisbrunetteroots

[clownprinceofgay]

Gay rights 💜

[thepanwhodied]

sweats thanks boss,,,,

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[thepanwhodied]

i wanna take care of his needs and gently massage his scalp as he falls asleep and make him a hot water bottle and just let him relax for once, give him some time to just lie there and feel at ease and forget about anything stressing him. just listen to him tell me about all his evil plans and rub his shoulders and just enjoy the feeling of being with someone who truly understands. helping him with his skincare in the morning (totally not as an excuse to be close to him and touch his face), too. he would probably be so groggy and sleepy too it would be so cute.

anyways who said that ummm

also not aimed at anyone???? hahaha why would i ever....

oc / self insert by @hisbrunetteroots

[thepanwhodied]

that's all

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[clownprinceofgay]

JABABY ‼️‼️

You should see her when I break into your apartment. She gets so excited to see me everytime!!

Btw Deads, you need to clean your room.

[thepanwhodied]

sigh. yes boss

(fifth time this week)

also it's bajabee ...

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[thepanwhodied]

that's all

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