#deadpool thoughts

[imk1ra]

Wade: Care to give a free sample to a pretty person?

Y/n, manning a bake sale and tired of their shit: Sure! You know one?

Wade:

Wade: Care to give a free sample to an ugly person?

[bigfemboyenergy]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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if you thought this was a book of bill reference youre dead wrong BECAUSE THIS BOY JUST WATCHED DEADPOOL FOR THE FIRST TIME!!!!!

if i wasnt asexual i would be thinking about him and, as my dear friend felix (@snxw-blind) and i have talked, would be desiring him carnally

[spidypool]

Disney just bought Fox meaning they just bought Deadpool and as awesome as it would be for them to have Deadpool in the Marvel Universe I'm not actually happy because you see if Disney had owned the rights in the first place I don't think we'd have gotten the Deadpool film we did. We wouldn't have gotten a rated R film. We wouldn't have gotten something so dark and funny and dirty. With all the cursing and dirty jokes and flat out murder. They just don't make those kinds of films. Disney also has the habit of getting rid of the main actor and redoing the film with their own and I can't see anyone else as Deadpool other than Ryan Reynolds. It's like replacing RDJ as Tony Stark or Chris Evans as Captain America.

[mercwithamouth-real]

does anyone else ever miss their succubus ex wife who left them for an old ass vampire?

asking for a friend ^_^

[kittywillcutyou]

People be like: "Wade can't cook for shit—"

But honestly, "Wade can cook super well but he is the messiest son of a bitch in a kitchen setting you've ever seen in your life—" Is far superior.

Like, imagine him just chattering to the room the entire time.

[hellfirehaley]

My husband’s bestie dropped this off to me yesterday at work and I’m still not over it. His official name in our house is Gary aka Headpool. Iykyk

[hellfirehaley]

It’s been THREE DAYS and Bye Bye Bye is STILLL stuck in my head. I feel like I’m 7 again and No Strings Attached just dropped.

The crispiest scene in my fucking opinion.

[brodudepants]

Okay but what are the limits of Angel's strength? Is it just muscle strength? Skin is less likely to tear? Bones are harder to break? WHAT ARE THE LIMITS TO HER POWERS??