#dear gog

[everydaygremlin]

gosh i just love the law i love obeying it so so much

[adddmg]

XTC, "Dear God"

[notaplaceofhonour]

TV ad: "American workers are swiftly being replaced by illegal immigrants and Internationals with work visas! Don't fall victim to the!"

me: "Ah... good old white fright..."

dad: "It's not just black people!"

me: "Oh no. Please..."

dad: "But I've been refused a job because I was the wrong race and gender."

me: *screams, flying into the sun*

[kuruka-paxora-blog]

ooc;

omg guys i think i nearly started flipping my shit

I'm sitting here quietly watching Avatar: The Last Airbender since there's this whole marathon going on all weekend. And all of a sudden I hear this noise that sounded a lot like honking, and I was like

NO FUCK YOU GAMZEE GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE I DON'T WANT YOUR POTIONSDFKJLADSNF

But then I realized it was just squeaking from something going on in the show.

Still just freaked me out, omfg.

[shattereddestinyandemptybottles]

....I posted those privately, didn't I?

[i-am-rynnistrad]

I just... Found this thing... And... Omg...

So a kid is outside and hears his mom and dad fighting. All he seems to fully hear are the words "Bastard" and "Bitch". The Childgoesinside and sees his momand dad in an intense verbal fight. The child asks "mom, whatdoes bastard mean?". She replies "Ermmm... it means gentlmen." The child asks "What doesbitchmean, Dad?" He responds "LADIES!!! bitch means ladies.". The child goes back outside and the fight continues. This time, the child hears "Penis and "Vagina" He rushes in and asks what those mean. He asks "Whats a penis?". The man responded"It uh... Its another word for hat!".He asks again "Whats a Vagina?". The woman responds "Another word for coats!!"The next day, the day before thanksgiving, the child is playing with his toys. His dad is shaving and cuts himself. The dad yells "SHIT!!" The child rushes to the bathroom and asks "Whatsshit?" The father responds "Its shavingCream, son. Now go downstairs with your mother. The child goes downstairs and his mom is cutting the turkey. she cuts herself and yells "FUCK!"The kid asks "Whats fuck?" The mother responds "Its a way of cutting the turkey.". The next day, It's Thanksgiving and the reletives have arrived. the boy greets them. "Excuse me Bastards and Bitches. Can i have your Penises and Vaginas? My dad is wiping the shit off his face and my mom is in the kitchen fucking the turkey."

[deadingay]

So today I decided to do a drew draw of Mr. Slyfoxhound. Top one is the recent one: 10/23/13 The Bottom one is from: 1/27/13 Yep

[dirkstrid3r]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO