I was talking and lost track of the butter.

"It was like they took a slab of ham and went a-bleeb-a-deeb-a-blurgh-a-hurgity-blur-dirba-jrrppppppp." - Kyle Herpington

[dirkstrid3r]

Please support Kharon's Crypt on #Kickstarter! Help the spirit of Death break from his prison! #IndieDev #PixelArt http://thndr.me/RcjZ0A

[dirkstrid3r]

Mages of Mystralia is finally out on Steam - I'm super excited to finally play around with its spellcrafting system! http://thndr.me/6GAAk4

[rah-bop]

Some photos of my kenku costume at Anthrocon 2016, taken by @adammillerstudio! Oh boy did I ever have a lot of fun! The other raven in these photos is @qawstume and the snowy owl we are mobbing is @crystumes, who made both of the blanks that we used for our masks.

If you have any questions about this costume please check out my FAQ!

[etbaal-deactivated20200927]

#Ankha #acnl #sketch

[varnishroan-blog]

Meet Clyde…

[kaciart]

I don’t know what I was expecting

[thepacificrimjob-deactivated201]

i expected cute noises

[iron-bae]

This video must have come up on my dash at least 5 times before I watched it because I knew I wouldn’t be able to handle it

[msdbzbabe]

Vegeta looking FINE in that suit and that’s GOKU it appears lol https://twitter.com/DB_super2015/status/804520519475175424

[msdbzbabe]

Here come the men in black

[thathomestar]

[dirkstrid3r]

The ending makes it worth the read

A man walks into his local detective agency, looking to hire an investigator to tail one of his less than savory employees. "I'm afraid the detective is unavailable," the secretary states. "He is currently on a very important case." "My problem is more important," the man argues. "I'll double whatever he is getting if he starts working for me now." "I'm truly sorry sir," the secretary sighs. "This is top priority for our agency and will greatly improve our standing with the local law enforcement." Growing flustered the man pounds his fist on the desk. "What could be so important that you don't even want to hear what I have?!?!" "Well sir," the secretary explains, "the bay area has been suffering from an outbreak of, erm, ladies of the night." The man rubs his chin thoughtfully in response. "The news said police suspect there is only one pimp in charge of almost a hundred women. They called it his personal harem." "The detective is investigating their supposed ring leader," the secretary continues. "Because of the sensitivity of the issue he may take quite some time." Nodding apologetically the man begins to head towards the door. "You're right, that's extremely important. I'll go find another detective. I didn't realize that the dick's out for Harem Bay."

[outofcontextarthur]

[cidio]

Historical Presidential Election Events 2016

Donald Trump asks Russia to hack Hillary Clinton’s emails, and promises that they will be rewarded. (Source 1)

Hillary Clinton’s emails are hacked, possibly by Russia. (Source 2)

United States Citizens have started a petition to have Presidential candidate Donald J. Trump charged with Treason. Because that is literally the definition of his actions, and that is how the law works and needs to be enforced. 

SIGN THIS PETITION

[evilkitten3]

GOOD GOD PLEASE SIGN THIS

[learning-to-let-myself-live]

Remember that non US citizens should not sign this. I am reblogging to help spread this to my US followers.

[dirkstrid3r]

Me: *picks up cat* Explain to me why you're so cute.

Cat: :3

Me: Interesting...

[cheekbonered]

the other night i tried to make a curry and i got chilli burns all over my face, so i thought to myself ‘hang on, doesn’t milk soothe chilli burns? it does’ and i couldn’t google because i couldn’t see so i just had to blindly feel my way to the fridge and pour out a bowl of milk, and then plant my face in the bowl of milk, anyway at that point the rice cooker went off and triggered a power surge which turned my electricity off, which i didn’t notice at first because i had my face in a bowl of milk and when i did emerge from the dairy prison i thought i had gone blind with chilli burns. so no i don’t really cook much.

[bitterempress]

1800’s French Military Uniform

Today’s Military Uniforms

where did all the style go

where was the time when you could just

out-fab your opponents

[candlelion-deactivated20140107]

do you really think it’s a good idea to take military advice from the French

[miindt-deactivated20180429]

REBLOGGING BECAUSE OF EVERYTHING OMFG

[vaporwavevocap]

Historically the “style” died in 1914 because the French would wear bright blue and red uniforms and the British said “that’s a bad idea” and the French said “we look great” then they got sniped.

[darthkyros]

[heckboymoved-deactivated2016033]

[firejutsu]

my grandma downloaded pokemon go this is so pure

[halloweentrickortreat]

It’s August which means Halloween is basically tomorrow 😍 👻🔮🎃✨