#death hacks

[z0mbi3-s0krat3s]

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[obesitysherpa]

#DeathHacks

[broadsiderenegade]

Commiting 1 evil act for every good act

Im trying to perfectly balance my morality score so I can go to purgatory when I die, cause the low stimulation, cool fog atmosphere is peak.

[wakwaffle]

You’ve heard of “life hacks,” get ready for DEATH HACKS:

instead of burying someone with a coin to get into the underworld with Charon, bury them with three dog treats so they can get back out past Cerberus.

[dammitfandoms-blog]

Pray for people you hate so you won't see them in hell

[jesusofnazarethofficial]

Pro Tip

Make sure you’re buried with a get out of jail free card to give to Satan. Dude thinks they’re legit and he’ll let you go.

[permissionlips]

if you are drowning in a glass case of water just start drinking as fast as you can because it is essentially just a giant glass of water

[dionne-warlock]

this will be / a beacon / when i'm gone