#decadent-prince

[amiwritesthings]

Hi! For the drabble game, could I ask for Sam/Dean as a pairing, with the line "Are you cheating on me?"

Feel free to ignore my prompt if you don't like it or aren't comfortable with it! <3 Thank you!

so i absolutely have no handle on Sam whatsoever and this turned out ridiculously fluffy but anyway, here goes

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Dean uncaps a beer as he walks back into the library and the sound makes Sam jump, turn his phone to screen down on the table as he looks up at his brother. Dean hands over the unopened bottle as he sinks down in the chair opposite Sam, sprawling gracelessly before taking a pull from his beer.

'So what's with the-,' Dean gestures towards the table where Sam's things are spread out '-phone-flipping and shit? Been doing that all day.'

'It's nothing,' Sam says, eyes fixing on his laptop. On the table, the phone vibrates with a text and Dean can see the nervous flush creeping up Sam's neck.

'You gonna get that?'

Sam types something on the laptop, eyebrows knitted together. Dean straightens in his seat, kicks Sam’s foot under the table and Sam finally brings his eyes up to meet Dean’s. ‘What?’ he asks, voice strained.

Dean looks pointedly at the phone and Sam’s fingers flex for a second before he flattens them against the table top. ‘No. It can wait.’

‘Dude,‘ Dean sets his beer down on the table, squared shoulders belying the carefully schooled expression on his face as he jokes, ‘you cheating on me or something?’

Sam’s features soften and he grabs the phone, tosses it over. It hits Dean square in the chest and he rubs at the spot as he types in the code to unlock the screen. ‘You’re texting mom?’

Sam nods, tapping his pen against the wood of the table, waiting for the hissy fit he is sure will follow. ‘That’s the big secret?’ Dean asks, thumb moving over the touchscreen far too fast for him to read anything.

‘Look, I know you’re pissed she left, but-,’ Sam starts but Dean huffs a laugh as he tosses the phone back onto the table.

‘I don’t care, Sammy,’ he says as he reaches out his hand across the wooden surface. Sam takes it without hesitation, brushes his thumb over the scabbed-over knuckles, pressing just a bit against the bruise underneath until Dean’s lips part in a soft sigh.

‘You know you’re it for me, right?’ Sam asks, softly. Dean rolls his eyes, but Sam can see his ears pinking, the little quirk of his lips that Sam knows will bloom into a smile if he just waits long enough.

‘Yeah, yeah,’ Dean says, pulling his hand away to peel at the label of the beer bottle ‘just don’t hide shit from me.’

Sam grins, uncapping his own beer as he leans back in his chair. If past flares of jealousy were any indication, he was in for a treat tonight.

[prince-of-elsinore]

Every time I read "bus in jello" it makes me smile. I never would have thought of it, but after you came in with it, I can't unsee it. Maybe it could be the name for some obscure underground band that plays at a dive where Sam and Dean are investigating.

Thank you 😁and... sorry for "ruining" the phrase for you? 🙃omg it IS such an indie band name you're right!! Haha I love that idea ❤️ (really wanna use that in a fic now lol)

[vintagedean]

Henloo! I wanted to ask about bed sharing for warmth (so cozy!) + magic made them do it! <3

ahh!!! i meant to answer this earlier, but i was making dinner, and then i was eating dinner, and then i was finishing my s6 rewatch, and then i got on tiktok lmao and that really took me out. but im back and excited to answer this! 

it’s good you’re asking about the ones i don’t have anything written for yet, bc it gives me the chance to think them through in a way i haven’t before because big bad good took over my life. so, lets think through these!

bed sharing for warmth was another prompt from way back, from schmidt, and there were a couple of different ideas around how they end up trapped in the cold/a snowstorm. a plot bunny was provided that i think i’ll adopt, but moderate, which is dean and john hunting, killing the monster just in time to avoid a snowstorm, but having dean fall into a lake or stream and getting wet, which is of course a problem when they end up in an abandoned cabin to stay the night. 

ive been thinking about this one off an on since i got it (i kind of rotate through all the prompts as a breather from bbg, never writing anything much but just kind of formulating) and you asking about this one and the magic made them do it prompt (which is...you know, also does what it says on the tin) has me thinking of combining them. so let me move on to the magic one and then circle back to this. 

i have started writing some of the magic made them do it one! not much, but here’s a snippet:

“That bitch,” John spits, slamming his phone closed. “Do you remember what we were doing before you got knocked out?”

Dean tries to remember, but it’s hard through the heat coursing through his veins. But then his mind snags on a faint memory--a phrase in latin, a hand extended, a wave of power rocking through him. “The witches,” he whispers. “One of them did something.”

John swallows. “Yeah.” Then he darts into the bathroom. 

Dean can hear him running the water in the tub, and while he has no idea why, he becomes suddenly aware of how he’s still wearing socks and shoes and pants and--too many things. He immediately works at his laces, fingers fumbling in their hurry, until he can tug off his boots and socks, and then finally work at his pants zipper. He has to stop, though. The moment he feels the faint pressure that comes from unfastening his button, he has to gasp. God, on top of everything else, Dean is hard. 

Suddenly Dean has a better idea of what kind of spell the witch hit him with. 

A moment later, John emerges from the bathroom, rushing back to Dean. “We need to get you into cold water,” he says. “Anything to stop this fever.”

“Dad,” Dean says, looking at John now in a way he never intended. A way he knows John’s going to be repelled by. “Dad, tell me this isn’t a sex spell.”

John’s whole body stiffens. “Dean, I--” he cuts himself off, and Dean knows it’s because he can’t tell Dean what he wants to hear.

“No,” Dean whispers. They’ve both seen enough of the kind of fallout a witch’s spellwork can cause to know this isn’t going to end well for Dean. 

John just sets his jaw, getting back into motion. “The tub, Dean,” he says as he reaches for Dean’s arm.

But the touch is a mistake. Dean leans into it with a moan, the sensation too intense. “I’m so hard, Dad,” he says before he can stop himself. 

“Dean, please,” John says in a tone of voice Dean’s never heard before. “Get in the bathroom.”

He moves then, steps unsteady as he heads for the bathroom. It’s a short walk, even for how many times Dean thinks he might fall over from discomfort and disorientation. When he feels the cool bathroom tiles under his bare feet, he hisses in relief. Then he tries to unfasten his pants again, the veracity of his erection making the chafe of his pants against his length almost painful. But as with the first time, even the slightest pressure from Dean’s unsteady hands causes a spike in discomfort, and Dean can’t bring himself to finish the task.

“Just get in,” John orders, but Dean shakes his head. 

“It hurts,” Dean says pathetically. “Help me, please.”

John looks like it’s the last thing he wants to do, but he only refuses for a moment. Then his hands are at Dean’s hips, working as quickly as they can against Dean’s button and zipper. Despite his best efforts, the feeling of John against him has Dean rutting against his hands, seeking more. 

“Jesus, Dean,” John says as he tugs at the denim.

so the basic plot of this one is like all the others. witches curse dean, he needs to fuck someone, john is there. they can’t wait. there’s probably definitely tension beforehand that makes it just a little too easy for john to give in, and then there’s fallout, and then acceptance that sex feels good and nice and they like doing it with each other!

but that fallout is what has me thinking of combining these two prompts, bc being stuck in a sleeping bag together in a snowstorm in a cabin might further exacerbate issues started from magic-induced sex. like the delicious illicitness of being close to the person you most want to be close to, having to tell yourself not to touch even though you’re already touching. they can feel each other getting hard, they can hear each other breathing...memories of what was done before, wanting to do it again. 

so that’s where these prompts are at! maybe i will combine them.....

THANK YOU FOR ASKING!!! im sorry it took so long for me to answer. i may also have gotten caught up in watching yt commentary videos on the james charles situation.

[pricklerick]

on rick sanchez and his poison of choice

Rick probably drinks something strong and alien. But if we’re talking earth shit, I think that his go-to is probably triple distilled vodka.

We’re pretty familiar with the XXX brand of liquor that Rick drinks directly from the bottle. Decent vodka is usually distilled three times. Super fucking fancy vodka can be distilled up to five times or more, but really, after three you get diminishing returns on the quality for the price you’re paying.

Why vodka?

I would still headcanon vodka even without the XXX branding in the show, just because of all liquor, vodka contains the least congeners - the toxic shit in alcohol that contributes to a hangover. There’s a lot of truth in the supposition that clear stuff is less likely to fuck you over the next day. I think that Rick is likely to approach his drinking scientifically, just like he does everything else in his life. The clear spirits - vodka, gin, sake - go down smoother, are easier to regulate and control, and much less likely to induce world-ending hangovers. Also, Rick is a very high functioning alcoholic. Of the clear spirits, vodka is by far the easiest liquor to maintain a nice, even buzz if you know what you’re doing, and a “nice, even buzz” is crucial for Rick to even be able to stand up straight. In other words, buzzed Rick is baseline Rick, and sustaining a good buzz is easiest with vodka.

When Rick drinks to get drunk, he probably reaches for whatever does the job. Really, it’s anybody’s guess. Vodka just keeps him stable. Beer, whiskey, rum, even Birdperson’s cooking sherry will do in a pinch. I like to think that Rick hates tequila to the point that he refuses to drink it, but that’s a personal headcanon - nothing based on evidence in the show. I also think that Crown is a weakness for Rick - one that he usually succumbs to, and always regrets the next day.

[evilwriter37]

Your art looks soft and colorful and vibrant. When you draw birds they always look so friendly and I wanna hug them. ☺️

Awww, thank you! I want to hug the birdies too!

[jackklineisperfect]

WIP Game!

@venhedish, @decadent-prince, thank you both for tagging me <3 <3 <3

Rules: post the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them and then post a little snippet of it or tell them something about it! And then tag as many people as you have WIPs.

Here we go!

1.) Wincest Reverse Bang - Rain Art - Rusalka Casefic! - Wincest with side Cassie/Dean

2.) these accidents of faith and nature - Wincestiel with Samifer and Deamara

3.) Archer x T'Pol x Trip OT3 AU with Las - a Star Trek Enterprise fic I’m working on with @las-lus

4.) Beestiel - Destiel post-s15 AU - a Destiel fic for the SPN reverse bang.

5.) Michadam post s15 AU - a Michael/Adam post s15 AU where they try and figure out the rest of their lives for the SPN reverse bang.

6.) Lady!Sam as Jack's mom - a super, super self indulgent “I am working through my trauma using Sam” fic where Samantha carries and gives birth to baby!Jack.

7.) Human Voices - a NBC Hannibal + SotL AU where Clarice Starling works to solve the case of who killed her brother.

8.) Hold for Release - a NBC Hannibal AU where Freddie Lounds and Will Graham fake date in order to try and catch Hannibal Lecter, and Will Graham falls in love with Hannibal.

9.) Second Wincest Reverse Bang - Waltz Art - Demon!Dean and Soulless!Sam - What it says on the tin! :D

I have 9 followers on this account, so I tag all of you!

[evilwriter37]

Random ask for your boredom! One character you should kiss on the cheek, and one you most definitely would not.

I would definitely kiss Hiccup on the cheek! He deserves it and would look so cute while getting kissed on the cheek!

I love Viggo, but I would run from that man in real life. He does not deserve a kiss on the cheek.

[evilwriter37]

Ask for these trying times! Do your cats accept you touching their paws, or do they get offended and turn into a loaf?

Oh, they get very offended when I touch their paws. I just want to touch the beans! But alas, I cannot. However, I feel quite blessed when they touch me with their paws.