Umm...I smiled at a guy, and he just fuckin' gave me $100???
He didn't say anything, so I don't think he was flirting
A: He was paying it forward to the universe, which is awesome.
[Faith in humanity restored...for now...]
Good karma to you Sir, of course
[You dropped these BTW 👑👑👑👑👑👑]
But now I shoulder the burden of passing on $100+ worth of good deeds.
The pressure be too much.
B: I just look that fucking broke...
This dude took one look at me and went "Dayum Bitch!
Edit: Shout out to the manager who flat-out asked why I even told her about it and walked away from me without taking it.
I was so shocked it brought out the bootlicker in me.
I was standing there, about to hand it to you like a dumb-ass.
Thank you for bringing me back to reality.
I bought weed with it, and will happily share my bounty with you.