fandom: omggg snape x marauders is so toxic.. like snape os evil!! the marauders are bullies!! if u ship them u gotta be insane like they HATTTEE eachother ur so delusional. ughhhh i hate those ships!!!!!!!!
me, hearing snape x marauders and daydreaming: wha
okay going to start making up some extra bio info for the BasilSmall litter, starting with Smokyflame!
Mentor: Kiteburn (he wanted Sparktail but Alderstar and Myrtlewing were like HAHAHAHAH NO WE DON'T WANT TO BE BURNT ALIVE)
Dark Defects: His voice is always scratchy and hoarse, very similar to a heavy smoker. Very thin and ragged.
Dark Benefits: EXTREMELY good sense of smell
Extra Fun Facts:
-His best friend is Beechblaze, a fellow pyromaniac Dark Kit (who was also Sparktail's apprentice!)
-Out of all his siblings, he's closest to Deertongue and Sandspark - they're kind of a chaotic trio
-Also pretty close to his "cousins" Cypresstail, Badgerfoot, and Pebblespots (Cypresskit, Badgerkit, and Pebblekit, who have gotten their warrior names by now!) :3
amazing! chaotic trio!
Myrtle would LOVE to be burned--he's a weirdo for pain, but his poly would be like 'ARE YOU INSANE??"
lily wanted the crazy ass boy to meet his favourite girl so she introduced them in 3rd year
she tried to avoid it before that out of sevs social fears
sev hated every second
james found a new crush SO QUICK
at some point in 3rd year james and lily had just become friends... BUT WHEN HE SAW SEV??
ohmygod. thats the most gorgous emo girl hes ever seen
and shes mean to him. this is glorious
sev is essentially very weirded out by this boy essentially floating at her like a cartoon character w pie
she genuinely thinks hes bullying her for MONTHS
on day in fourth year she blows up at him like
"YOU DONT HAVE TO MAKE FUN OF ME, POTTER! ITS BEEN A YEAR. THIS IS JUST RUDE"
james is like ????OHMUGOD I MADE HER UPSET I NEED TO KMS
lily finds sev n comforts her like No love he wasnt making fun of you. yes he really likes you. Yes you like him we all noticed the way you look at him
sev is like Ou... erm i fucked up
she finds james and apologized for like 20 minutes saying how she gets he'd never want to talk to her again
hes like WHAT I LOVE U WANNA GET MARRIED
??? "marriage is far.. id like to go on a date with you?" "YES!"
they started going out n dating
sev is still james biggest bully and he'd never have it any other way
he likes his mean gf whos a bit evil w potions. she helps him w pranks against ppl she hates (which is a lot)
shes still confused why he chose her but she would kill for him
aaaa thank you so much for sending me one!!! i really appreciate it!!!
for anyone who wants to reblog the meme for themselves!
21. a favorite song with a person’s name in the title
i didn't expect this to be super hard right off the bat, but narrowing songs down is surprisingly hard! i ended up going with roxanne by the police, mainly because of the nostalgia of listening to it on martha's vineyard radio when i was little while it was still around as a radio station, and also it was one of the reasons that i found out i was allergic to soda.
24. a song by a band you wish were still together
i'm actually really bad with band names/knowledge, so my answers for this will be basic, but mamma mia by abba is and probably will always be one of my all time favorite songs by any band that isn't together anymore. ( also my favorite cover of mamma mia is when austin weber covered it )
30. a song that reminds you of yourself
this one was actually really hard to decide on, because i listen to this band on repeat when i'm feeling down, and i feel like a lot of the happier/faster paced songs have my energy ( if that makes any sense whatsoever lmao ) but this one makes me feel the best and feels like me a little: joy by sleeping at last
