#finn rarepairs

[lucifers-brain]

sev "do you love me? say you do. oh, please say you do." prince

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bruce "i would have killed a thousand men for you to be mine, and revive them once more at your very plea." mulciber

KingsPotion

[lucifers-brain]

fisher!remus: "c'mon, sev. its not that difficult, just put the worm on the hook."

( he gestured the fishing rod towards her, grinning. )

sev: "remus— remus, its alive. actively moving, even."

( she grimaced. remus rolled his eyes. )

remus: "love, you are a potioneer. ive seen you cut up worms just like this."

( remus tried to sooth her. sev shook her head. )

sev: "dead, lupin! pre deadified! erugh, this is so horrid. you know that, right?"

( remus smiled lovingly. )

[lucifers-brain]

been seeing a lot abt marauders era wlw ships on my feed... is now the time to bring back the fireseed agenda... (marlene x alice)

[lucifers-brain]

Jeverus??

OUUU BABY

deertongue

james potter x sev prince (tfem)

(deertongue is a plant btw)

first year. james obsession w lily.

sev side eyed him SO HARD

lily wanted the crazy ass boy to meet his favourite girl so she introduced them in 3rd year

she tried to avoid it before that out of sevs social fears

sev hated every second

james found a new crush SO QUICK

at some point in 3rd year james and lily had just become friends... BUT WHEN HE SAW SEV??

ohmygod. thats the most gorgous emo girl hes ever seen

and shes mean to him. this is glorious

sev is essentially very weirded out by this boy essentially floating at her like a cartoon character w pie

she genuinely thinks hes bullying her for MONTHS

on day in fourth year she blows up at him like

"YOU DONT HAVE TO MAKE FUN OF ME, POTTER! ITS BEEN A YEAR. THIS IS JUST RUDE"

james is like ????OHMUGOD I MADE HER UPSET I NEED TO KMS

lily finds sev n comforts her like No love he wasnt making fun of you. yes he really likes you. Yes you like him we all noticed the way you look at him

sev is like Ou... erm i fucked up

she finds james and apologized for like 20 minutes saying how she gets he'd never want to talk to her again

hes like WHAT I LOVE U WANNA GET MARRIED

??? "marriage is far.. id like to go on a date with you?" "YES!"

they started going out n dating

sev is still james biggest bully and he'd never have it any other way

he likes his mean gf whos a bit evil w potions. she helps him w pranks against ppl she hates (which is a lot)

shes still confused why he chose her but she would kill for him

awwww my skrunklies

[lucifers-brain]

tbh bartylily is growing on me just bc i know THE lily evans could match bartys freaky intelligence and walk him like a dog ❤️ but may i suggest evan x barty x lily

name ideas : firerosekiller , firepainkiller , bombfire (intentional spelling)

OR EVEN JUST

LILYEVAN

searingpain... pls.... evan evans.... lily rosier..... these names could be so funny...

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SYBILL AND BARTY PLZ FOR YHE RAREPAIRS

i know thos reference

grimfuture !

barty crouch jr. x sybill trelawney

psycho bf x whimsical gf

nobody is quite sure how they met?? theories are pandora but she denies it with her whole soul

everyone was REAL confused when they started dating bc?? it was so out of the blue?? they didn't even tell anyone they just started kissing and assuming ppl knew

barty is so head over heels. he listens to his (maybe crazy) conspiracy theorist seer gf for HOURS

"no, art, im telling you hes evil. i dreamt of him having an uprising againsts his own name, we are all just pawns— barty?" "hm? oh yeah, hes like so evil i agree"

sybill forcing barty on nature dates

he LOVES sneaking out past curfew so hes all for it

sybill is like a penguin and gives special rocks to all the ppl she loves. barty keeps them all in his dresser

barty needs to be touching sybill everytime hes near her. its magnetic

AWWW MY BABIES

when they graduate they get a small apartment in town

barty comforts sybil after her nightmares visions everynight

they are so inlove and so crazy for eachother

he would kill for his whimsical crazy gf

[lucifers-brain]

im obsessed w starplayer as of recent so u all are 2 <33

transgirl regulus putting on her estrogen patch while butch marlene takes a t shot

he/she butch tmasc marlene looking at his chest after top surgery

she/her mtf femme regulus asking marls to clip up her bra

[lucifers-brain]

i saw someone say mary/peter the other day and I wanted to ask if u have any thoughts on them,,,,,,, I keep thinking about them,,,,,,, /pos

EEEE POPPYMOUSE !!!!!!!!

i mean... heh... hey mudkip :3

i have so many thoughts abt rarepairs all the time and u bet i have thoughts on this one (canon or not canon)

they are my little babies. they call for HOURS because mary loves talking to him but he gets nervous in person

peter fell first, mary fell harder

they send each other notes in class and giggle under their breath when they get caught. They spend mornings inside playing chess or reading after spending the night sneaking about the castle

they both are gryffindors to the core, they spend ever hogsmeade together at the sweets store, they share hot chocolate at breakfast

they werent the first in the friendgroup to have crushes on eachother, but they got together faster than ALL of them

mary helped peter with his history of magic homework, peter kept mary entertained when she was dreadfully bored, UGHHH THEY R SO CUTE I NEED TO TALK ABT THEM MORE

and if i said mary helped peter with sole gender identity problems what then...

oh ALSO for a bit of angst ;; poppyseeds have the ability to kill rats, yet some think they are alright for them.

when peter went off the rails, there was one person everyone turned to:

mary.

her and peter had just broken up, the war had gotten too stressful. they were fighting constantly, and peter had been worrying her.

they all assumed mary could get it under control, but in the strive to get peter back, they just drove them both away.

POPPYMOUSE MY BABIES!!