#deidera

[mikyapixie]

𝙽𝙴𝚆 𝙽𝙰𝚁𝚄𝚃𝙾 𝙾𝙵𝙵𝙸𝙲𝙸𝙰𝙻 𝙸𝙻𝙻𝚄𝚂𝚃𝚁𝙰𝚃𝙸𝙾𝙽!!!

[tora-the-cat]

Honestly being deidera is SO hard. you are 15. you are forcibly dragged from your teenager rebellion terrorism to join a real terrorist cell, composed almost entirely of annoying people that don't remember you exist unless you are actively yelling at them, which only makes them more annoying. The only exceptions are the three people who DO know you exist and actively dislike you- the accountant that has to budget out the property damage you refuse to stop doing, the shark dude who seems cool all around but doesn't like YOU for some reason (you have beef with his pet uchiha's so he has beef with you), and the gross puppet you are chained to who is wrong about ART, a crime of higher import then any body count. No one wants you here and you are not allowed to leave on pain of death. you are 19 and the closest thing you have to a friend is probably Hidan, because he is SOMEHOW the least insufferable person present. when the puppet dies (yay!) you are paired with, impossibly, someone more annoying then the rest of them combined. you quickly and fairly decide 'fuck this for REAL, I'm OUT', kill yourself in a fated battle with your second least favorite person's annyoing little brother, and aren't even allowed to die forever. you are brought back by that annoying orange asshole, who is now. god. he does not remember your name. you are now a weird zombie that kind of can't die (and, genuniely, the only silver lining here is that the puppet-bitch doesn't have enough free will to bitch at you about this proving him right or something), and are killed by, and you CAN NOT make this shit up, what seems to actually just be. a cheap knockoff of that shit kid that you killed yourself fighting in the first place. and even walmart-brand-uhciha ISN'T FUCKING PAYING ATTENTION to you as he kills you cause his fucking brother is there or someth!!!

[dandelions-fandom-stuff]

I recently rewatched Naruto and I'm currently watching Naruto shippuden and oh my god Deidera has gotta be the funniest Akatsuki member to me. Like he's very much just an edgy teen/Twenty something who's super pretentious about his art. But I lost my mind when Kankuro threatened to cover his mouth or whatever to shut him up and he straight up said "I'm not into S&M".

[doktorventure]

Deidera is my fave akatsuki boi I love him

[imjustanothercowboy]

Do you have any naruto headcanons? Or unpopular opinions?

My unpopular opinion was that Neji was never a bad or cruel hearted person. He was sharp and unforgiving with his words but man was in a bad place.

Head Canon, Neji takes great care of his hair and helps with Lee and Tenten with theirs.

Also unpopular opinion, Tobirama low key embodies the curse of hatred more than any Uchiha.

Kiba and Naruto like talking about pet care together.

Unpopular opinion out of all the konoha 11, Shino was the most suited for anbu work.

Sasori and Deidera often talk to each other about what life really is. A life where they can make art forever with nothing holding them back is a life that holds meaning beyond words, at least to those too

Itachi was not that great of a older bro to Sasuke and justifying his actions either needs you to do mental gymnastics or disregard the happiness of the person itachi was trying to protect. Also he was pretty obsessive and lots of his lies didn't even do anything good.

Team Taka still talks to each other and often write letters to each other.

sorry it was so short I couldn't think of anything

[blockoframen]

Kisame: I'll buy lunch for whoever can get Itachi to go to sleep.

Deidera, holding up a pan: Where is he?

[thestrangest-doll-inthe-valley]

Fate is a Fickle Thing

A Naruto Alternate Universe

Preview (Trigger warning: mentions of abuse, scars, disabilities and more- don’t like, don’t read please):

“The woods were full of sounds, anyone knew that. The song of birds, the trudging of heavy paws, branches breaking, deer fighting over mates, and so many other predictable sounds. Imagine the shock when two wanted S-ranked criminals aligned with a growing organization heard a sound that was not part of the usual pattern. They followed the curiously out of place sound to find a blonde toddler sitting beneath an old tree with a backpack as big as him and a plush fox designed for a teething baby- soft materials, different textures and sounds, and bright colors- as the child cried aloud to the occupants of the forest with no obvious guardian anywhere to be found.”

“Meanwhile, back in Konoha, an ailing instructor and his renowned ninja husband were panicking. Said instructor was collapsed just outside the gate, wheelchair left behind somewhere in the streets of the village, his yukata filthy from repeated falls to the dirt streets and pathways, feet dirty and battered, and tears falling as he laid on the ground, staring down the tiny scuffed footprints leading towards the surrounding forest. The guards had tried to approach, but the instructor angrily told them off if they weren’t going to help him search. Neither guard was willing to bring the wrath of the man’s husband down on themselves. His husband was back at their home, summoning his best ninja hound to search for his missing spouse.

…

Kakashi’s heart broke as he came upon the sight of the guards watching his husband sitting in the dirt with all his weight on his right hip and his arms shaking as they strained to keep him up. The silver haired jonin could just barely hear the sounds of misery that rose from his husband’s throat as if he were being crushed from the inside out.

“Never so tragic a sight as my sweet husband on the ground,” Kakashi spoke up as he approached his grieving husband, kneeling down and pulling out a handkerchief to wipe away the tears and dirt. He tucked the long brown hair behind his husband’s ear, still not receiving a response. “What happened, my love?”

“If you’re not going to help me, then you can go home,” Iruka sniffled, smearing more dirt on his face as he attempted to wipe away the returning cascade of tears. His tone was almost cold, but the despair broke the ice.

“We will follow the trail, but you need to understand that we may not find him before the scent runs out,” Kakashi promised, caressing the brunette’s scarred face. “It’s about to rain and that will erase the trail and we will be going home until we figure out what to do.”

“He can’t be gone… he’s just a baby…” Iruka shakily breathed. “I knew we should have taken him.”

“There was nothing we could’ve done more than we were,” Kakashi disagreed, helping the instructor to his wheelchair. “The hokage made the decision and we couldn’t risk defying him.”

…

““Little Bird, where did you get this necklace?” Deidara inquired as he gently removed it to set it on the bathroom counter. “Where did these charms come from?”

“Baba, Yaya,” Naruto babbled, clumsily tapping the crystal charm. He then pointed to the fang. “Papa an’ Papa.”

“Did you run away from these people? Were they bad to you?” Deidara gently pressed, holding the necklace just in case Naruto would try to point out one of the charms being from an abuser. Naruto shook his head though. “What happened to Baba and Yaya? Did they go bye bye?”

Naruto nodded, sorrowful of the time passed since he last saw them.

“What about your Papas? Did they do bad things to you?” Deidara worried, watching the toddler’s face.

Naruto shook his head again, even more upset.

“Did they go away too?” Deidara softly questioned, caressing the baby’s cheek.

“Nu,” Naruto mumbled.

“Then why did you run away, Little Bird?” Deidara questioned in a soft tone. He was having trouble understanding why the child had run away if the White Fang’s Son was Naruto’s guardian, especially if he wasn’t abusive… “Were there people keeping you away from them?”

Naruto nodded again.

“Did they threaten you and your Papas?”

Naruto sniffled and Deidara realized it was time to let up. Clearly the only people that truly cared for the baby were being kept away from him. The sculptor wasn’t sure why, but given the various scars, he could guess there were very few nice people in that village. Land of Fire, indeed. As Naruto grew more upset, a black sigil began to appear on the child’s stomach and Deidara suddenly understood why the child had been abused by most of the village.

“Alright, that’s enough sad things,” Deidara spoke up, setting the necklace aside. He smiled warmly and held up his hands so the mouths on them were showing. “Gimme kiss, Baby! Gimme kiss, gimme kiss, gimme kiss!”

Naruto’s eyes went comically wide as they darted between the three mouths that were on course to smother him with kisses. At first, Deidara just showered Naruto’s face, cheeks, forehead, neck and tummy with a flurry of little chaste kisses, but then he laid the toddler down and escalated to a series of raspberries until the baby was a giggling mess. By the time Deidara let up as he couldn’t hold back his own giggles, Naruto was a squirmy, happy baby beaming up at him.”

That’s all for the preview!

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[tamale104]

this mans is deidera