SOMEONE GET HIM HIS SPIDER BOYFRIEND BACK! I CAN’T STAND SEEING HIM SAD!! 😭💔
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SOMEONE GET HIM HIS SPIDER BOYFRIEND BACK! I CAN’T STAND SEEING HIM SAD!! 😭💔
Some Vincent doodles because I love him.
@redvexillum the boy.
Fuck it I wanna campaign for Alastor for Tumblr Sexyman!!
Idiots are calling him an “industry plant” when this edgy twink is from a 2019 indie pilot that happened to make it big, but he’s YEARS older than that, for fuck’s sake he was made by a deviantART girlie who was RIGHT THERE IN THE SEXYMAN TRENCHES WITH THE REST OF US
but now that the show’s made it big suddenly it’s sooo cool to hate it, fuck that queer woman and her queer show lol
Anyway enough about that we are DOING ALASTOR PROPAGANDA. ALASTOR ONE OF THIS SITE’S BIG HITTERS, STANDING WITH THE LIKES OF THE ONCE-LER AND BILL CIPHER AND SANS UNDERTALE
Design-wise he’s already got it. Tall. Edgy. Red. Suit and bow tie. Carries a cane/staff. C’mon lol.
but on top of that!! Our guy is a sassy serial killer, he LOVES murdering and eating people, and we all know villains make the best sexymen.
He’s theatrical! He tortures people live on the radio so everyone can hear their screams! He literally made a deal with the devil to give him incredible power as soon as he arrived in Hell, and he proceeded to immediately topple long-standing overlords (and carry out the aforementioned torture) because he could! He’s always on the lookout for fresh entertainment!
He likes to dance and sing!
Master ragebaiter!
In life he fought adversity to become a radio host and he enjoyed killing racist fuckwits 💜
Speaking of when he was human, this gif:
Back to demon Alastor, this too:
damn 😳
Not to mention people ship the hell out of him regardless of canon sexuality, can you get any more sexyman than that? Vote for the unhinged deer man who is the EPITOME of Tumblr sexyman please and thank you!!
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I'm not even an Alastor stan like that and the fuck-ass dragon statue still gets me fuming every time I think about it. I'm angry again. What are you people (the hotel crew) DOING.
My GOD.
and yes, I know, I know, "oh but Husk and Niffty could have told everyone off-screen that Alastor was still alive and well because their soul chains didn't break"
but they didn't????
we did not get 2 seconds of screentime to have either Husk or Niffty, both of whom were fighting alongside Charlie, turn around and say anything to that effect. Even to make some offhand comment about Alastor being scrappy or fine to hold his own when the shield fell and Adam went to the roof. And yet we did get like 5 seconds of screentime to cut to Vox being pissy that Alastor escaped, so do not tell me this was a "cut for time" bit of animation, I will not believe you.
I don't think Husk or Niffty said any of that. I think if they did, we would have gotten 2 seconds of screentime for them to say it, the same way we got 2 seconds of screentime in season 2 for Vaggie to be like "well obviously Charlie, Alastor is scheming and not actually an unwilling hostage."
And just -- in terms of plots and themes. In a media literacy sense instead of a fandomhead sense, which I know is a lot to ask from poeple nowadays --
I don't think you're supposed to assume that Husk and/or Niffty cleared everything up about Alastor off-screen.
I think the whole evolution of Alastor's attitude at the hotel between the end of S1 and the beginning of S2, combined with the fact that no one at the hotel seems to know that he's seriously injured while we in the audience are shown him miserably suffering, is supposed to indicate to us that this whole incident has driven a wedge between him and the possible "found family" that the hotel represents because they let him fall the way they did. And I think in terms of future plot points, it is driving Alastor to be a worse person and to fall back on his damaging hyperindependence. Possibly to set him up as a problem for Charlie in the future.
I also think it's supposed to go to a broader theme with Charlie's attitude that connects things like her ignoring Vaggie's advice and not being a good partner in S2, Charlie dropping Lucifer like a hot potato when he is hurt in the S2 finale, and Charlie mistreating Angel/mishandling his redemption arc. I think those all tie together to a potentially interesting character beat for Charlie in the future.
But unfortunately every time I talk about this, people keep trying to explain away with logic and reason every time Charlie falls into this same pattern in the show. Even when it is shoved in your face like with Angel Dust's and Vaggie's entire character arcs in Season 2.
In the same way that every time I talk about post S1/early S2 Alastor, there is some kind of elaborate explanation about why the hotel crew was right to start rebuilding and not asking after him one bit. But the thing is, no matter what she thought happened to him, Charlie didn't do the right thing.
If she thought he was dead because it would be crazy to assume someone survived an angelic wound like the one he got, then there should have been some acknowledgment of that like there was for Pentious. If she thought he was injured but got away, she should have gone looking for him. This should have been a priority before a major construction project. And if she thought he was physically fine and got away, she still should have gone looking for him because he is her friend and vanished in the wake of a major battle for which he provided almost all of the resources.
It literally doesn't matter for Charlie's character if she thought that Alastor was alive, dead, or in the middle. And this is like THE central Charlie character flaw. It's one of the things that I think makes her really interesting. She is a profoundly kind person, she has infinite empathy for people who have done the worst things imaginable, she thinks everyone deserves a second change and a bunch of other ones after that -- And at the same time, she is really really bad at focusing on those people as individuals. And she gets distracted by things like her own reputation and her Vision and high-minded concepts about Redemption and Goodness. Her really positive and admirable traits are in direct conflict with her worst traits. That makes her such a good character.
It's partly Lucifer's fault for agreeing to do it.
It's partly Vaggi's fault for coming up with the idea.
It's partly Charlie's fault for not listening to anyone.
But most of all it's Vox's fault for targeting them.
And if you don't understand this I don't trust you.
Adam, the very first idiot
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I’m really gonna have to spend another season in the trenches defending this girl, huh?
Observation about this scene and Alastor’s body language(May or may not be accurate)(probably not)(super off topic actually)
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So I just heard this audio-
*Cue Alastor tormenting the guests*
Vaggi: *Rubbing her forehead* Omg, you can't just-
Alastor: *Glaring down at her* Am I yours to command? Does the collar around my neck have your name on it? Haha. I kneel to no king, nor god, and I see no crown on you
Vaggi: Y-you wear a collar?
*Angel, Cherri, and Niffty smirk while Charlie blushes and Husk stares at him in open shock*
Alastor: *Ears pin back as he looks away* I may choose to kneel recreationally...
*Everyone turns to look at Reader who attempts to casually sip her drink as her cheeks turn redder*
Lucifer: *Pats Alastors back much to his annoyance* You too huh?
Charlie: Dad!?!
*Angel, Cherri, and Reader wheeze with laughter as Niffty tries to find the collars*
Vox: Babe, please don’t do this! I’ll do whatever you want!
Y/N: Vince, we both know it’s too late for that
Vox: No, no! What do you want from me? You want Shock.wav to sleep on your side of the bed? Fine! You want me to stop obsessing over Alastor? I can try!
Y/N: Vincent, come on. You chose your fate the second you thought this little game of yours would be a good idea.
Vox: No! I-I can cut the network for you! Do you want that? Please! Anything but this! Y/N!
Y/N: Vince, I’m sorry
Y/N: **puts down card**
Y/N: Uno
So one of my favorite Alastor theory/headcannons is that in life he wore shoes to make his tracks look like deer tracks. During prohibition bootlegers wore shoes to look like animal tracks to not get caught. It seems natural that Alastor would uses the same idea to cover his tracks. That would be a very literal reason for a hunter to think he was a deer. He would have been following deer tracks in the dark. Also I'm not the person who had this thought originally no idea where that went it was years ago.
I was talking about this with a friend but a really interesting cultural shift over the last ohhhhhh ten years maybe is that many people in fandoms view themselves as stakeholders and not audience members. Because of that, they think that the fandom should be running things, or at least have an acknowledged say in how something is run. And every reminder that they are not in control, no matter how small, bothers them.
Aww a proud papa and daughter moment
They are insanely JD and Veronica coded. (read the credits for some nice easter eggs)
HEATHERS (1988) dir. Michael Lehmann
Homosexual artifacts.