Idk honestly

They/them. 26 years old. This is literally just a place to dump fandom stuff so I don't clog up my main blog (lets-melt-our-headaches). Probably mainly Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss. Also, I'm gonna say that even if I reblog something with a specific ship, it doesn't mean I actually ship it lmao.

[diuueliz]

I think drawing him is an addiction at this point

[starkspi]

Did this one for Snakiferweek over on BSky a while ago

[its-not-fate-its-destiny]

Fandoms stopped being a fun escape from reality when people started spreading the belief that you should prioritize purity over pleasure and the art you create must be a reflection of your moral standards at all times.

[sncrlynwtms]

fandom etiquette as a whole died when people who didn’t grow up on fandoms became stans during lockdown, yes, but why am i seeing people openly mocking fics on twitter. why am i seeing screenshots of fics with captions like “bro what is this 😭.” why am i seeing people mock fic writers for not knowing how sports or theater or college or any other organization operates in the real world.

“college is absolutely nothing like this” “why are we writing four people on the team scoring a hat trick in one game” “so tech work is nothing like this, hope that helps!”

if you don’t like a fic, and if you can’t suspend your belief enough to enjoy a fic that exaggerates or ignores real-world orgs, you don’t have to read it. you don’t have to screenshot it and put it on blast for twitter. you don’t have to post a link to it in the replies. the back button is literally there on your phone. it’s not giving baby’s first fandom anymore, it’s giving entitled asshole and it isn’t as cute as you think it is.

[blitzy-blitzwing]

It’s just funny. 🤓

[allastoredeer]

Rewatching Hazbin Hotel with my brother and again wondering how tf people see Alastor as overtly masculine

[bluneko91]

Are we talking about this guy? 👇

Seriously? Have we seen the same show? 😆

[denekytzu]

It's pretty fucked up that my comfort character, the one I resort to feel better by instinct, is an evil TV demon with God complex who would laugh at my misery. It's so romantic, I love whatever is wrong with him.

[starguardianniom]

Welcome to the club. <3

[thisbisexualbrainrot]

@phddyke

The last tag fucking sent me into orbit dude oh my god it’s so true

[tailofalastor]

'I'm not gay, I like women!'

[lowpawly]

the authors open fetish that complements the themes of their work

[apathy-tied-in-knots]

important plot device thats also just authors fetish. call that a jackoffs gun

[incorrect-hazbin]

Vox: i’m always two steps ahead of you bitches.

Vox: would be three but i got asthma

[rainyday-deer]

Various Hazbin blinkies I made for my site(s) a while ago. You're welcome to use them for whatever!

Lots of Niss since most were made for my Arackniss Fansite ✨

[top-shelf-tender]

{{I know I can be delulu for fun when it comes to RadioHusk, but I firmly disagree with the idea that Husk and Alastor hate each other.

Their current relationship is absolutely strained, and yes, Husk is pissed with him for a number of valid reasons, but I’ve witnessed enough evidence to show me that underneath the hurt and their opposing approaches to authenticity, there’s still something besides a contract that binds them.

Is it respect? Is it a fucked up bond from forced proximity? That’s up to interpretation until canon says otherwise, but between the infamous hallway scene and the 3v3 battle with the Vee’s, Husk has demonstrated that he will be honest and blunt with Alastor when no one else will (a trait I imagine Alastor appreciates in an ally) and fight by his side even when he’s not obligated to.

Shipping doesn’t always need justification, but I swear my love from RadioHusk comes from concrete subtext I’ve gotten from the show. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk XD}}

[pannman]

Headcanon that when Alastor gets truly close with someone he has this toxic trait where he will tell them to go away, he will insult them, he will act like he’s mad at them when they get him show emotions in front of others. And then… he’ll get mad they went away, felt hurt or decided they didn’t want to deal with him anymore because clearly he ACTUALLY meant the opposite and they should know him better and they are selfish for not being with him 24/7

Alastor bursts into readers room*

Alastor: you better have a good explanation for avoiding me

Reader: what? You asked me to leave you alone

Alastor: of course but you weren’t supposed to actually do it. You haven’t talked to me in a week

Reader: you told me not to talk to you!

Alastor: again! You should know I never meant it. And now you are hanging out with Lucifer to make me angry

Reader: YOU LITERALLY SAID GO HANG OUT WITH LUCIFER INSTEAD BECAUSE HE IS THE ONE WHO IS ACTUALLY LONELY

Alastor: but I didn’t actually expect you to!

Reader: Alastor! Do you think I can READ MINDS!?!?

[incorrectheathers]

Heather Chandler, about JD: Are you just going along with this because you want to bone him?

Veronica: What?? NO! I am NOT just going along with this because I want to “bone” him!

Heather Chandler: Aha! Then you ADMIT that you want to bone him!

Veronica: Can you stop using the word “bone” as a verb?!

[incorrectheathers]

JD, about Heather Chandler and Veronica: I walked in and the blonde one was screaming and the hot one was stuck.

Heather Chandler, the blonde one: "The hot one"?!

[fabuloustrash05]

SOMEONE GET HIM HIS SPIDER BOYFRIEND BACK! I CAN’T STAND SEEING HIM SAD!! 😭💔

[verminv]

Some Vincent doodles because I love him.

[tune-on-in-folks]

@redvexillum the boy.

[spyroforlife]

Fuck it I wanna campaign for Alastor for Tumblr Sexyman!!

Idiots are calling him an “industry plant” when this edgy twink is from a 2019 indie pilot that happened to make it big, but he’s YEARS older than that, for fuck’s sake he was made by a deviantART girlie who was RIGHT THERE IN THE SEXYMAN TRENCHES WITH THE REST OF US

but now that the show’s made it big suddenly it’s sooo cool to hate it, fuck that queer woman and her queer show lol

Anyway enough about that we are DOING ALASTOR PROPAGANDA. ALASTOR ONE OF THIS SITE’S BIG HITTERS, STANDING WITH THE LIKES OF THE ONCE-LER AND BILL CIPHER AND SANS UNDERTALE

Design-wise he’s already got it. Tall. Edgy. Red. Suit and bow tie. Carries a cane/staff. C’mon lol.

but on top of that!! Our guy is a sassy serial killer, he LOVES murdering and eating people, and we all know villains make the best sexymen.

He’s theatrical! He tortures people live on the radio so everyone can hear their screams! He literally made a deal with the devil to give him incredible power as soon as he arrived in Hell, and he proceeded to immediately topple long-standing overlords (and carry out the aforementioned torture) because he could! He’s always on the lookout for fresh entertainment!

He likes to dance and sing!

Master ragebaiter!

In life he fought adversity to become a radio host and he enjoyed killing racist fuckwits 💜

Speaking of when he was human, this gif:

Back to demon Alastor, this too:

damn 😳

Not to mention people ship the hell out of him regardless of canon sexuality, can you get any more sexyman than that? Vote for the unhinged deer man who is the EPITOME of Tumblr sexyman please and thank you!!

If you agree, please share!