Showdown Bandit Liveblog Pt. 1
Meowdy howdy! So, right now, I'm playing the new game from Kindly Beast Studios, and I feel like I should document my experiences thus far. A bit of a spoiler warning for these!
- First off, I gotta say, Miss Undertaker may I please hold your hand you're so pretty;;;
- Ah, taking a gun off of my own corpse. This is a delightful, kid-friendly game.
- Mr Banker man? Amazing. 10/10 would give gentle smooch.
- I've started collecting some clues... it looks like the valley started losing people. To what or whom I'm unsure, but things are closing down, people are disappearing, and not even the birds are singing.
- Is everyone aware they're puppets? That would make sense given the rules, but it feels odd to me that they know someone's controlling their actions from above. This is why omnipotent gods freak me out.
- Oh! Little lady! She sounds like Fluttershy with her singing and little 'yay!' I like this one! I've known her for five seconds, but if anything happens to her, I'm shooting everyone with this cork gun and then myself.
- WHAT THE FUCK REAPER MAN??? WHOMST??? WHY DO YOU COME AFTER ME MENACINGLY??????
- New outfit! Oh dear god it looks like the Bandit sells drugs. I do not want this drug-dealer Bandit. This is a children's show for fuck's sake.
- What. What the hell. Is that a big-ass puppet. It's huge. I could physically hug it with my entire arms and it would eat my head. Put that thing back where it came from or so help me
- A quote from me, staring at the reaper man: "GO AWAY BRUNO"
- Note from Davy saying something about Araknits? Adorable pun, but I know exactly what those are and I am not prepared to face them.
- I've heard the warning sirens thrice now and it now activates my fight or flight instinct. Dear god I hope this guy is on my side.
- FKFJWHDJFHFH WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS THIS THING SO BIG AND FAST WITHOUT LEGS! DID IT GO TO EVERY ARM DAY!
- Bandit. Why are you so slow. I can't even run past this thing because you're so slow.
- hwaaaaaa edgy man spotted getting liquid coal lung
- MA'AM WHO TOOK YOUR EYES
I died to the giant thing again, so I'll call it a night. I'll watch some other gameplays to see how people got past it and not anything further to not get spoiled. Until next time!