Devilsburger Characters Watch Lord of the Rings
Junior: (crying) they're all such very good teammates….I mean friends..look at everyone working together and hugging … I wish that was real 😭 (texts Maggie a photo of the aragorn and Arwen scene being like # us. It is left on read.)
Geoff: did you know that viggo mortensen actually broke his toe when he kicked the h
Philip: (completely missing the moral of the story but kicking his feet thinking the evil siege engine and explosive technology is sOOO cool)
Louis: (shaking his head disapprovingly) Invasions of foreigners from the south…this is sadly just like what's happening to Europe today...
Alys: If only guys were hot and nice like this in real life 😔
John: blond lady is so pretty <3
Richard (also crying but trying to hide it): Everyone SHUT the FUCK UP!!!! This is a really important climax!!!!!
Henry: (walking in from the back) wowee I forgot how homo this movie is