DEXNURSEY AU
AU where Derek “Nursey” Nurse is the director of a musical. Will “Dex” Poindexter is the master set builder. Jack is the leading man. Lardo paints EVERYTHING. Ford is the stage manager. Chowder does lights. Bitty does costume and makeup. Ransom and Holster are the comic relief duo. Shitty plays the motherfucking piano. Whiskey and Tango bust it up on the drums and saxophone respectively. We have Farmer as our leading lady. Johnson is the critic coming to see the musical. HMU with anyone I forgot. Here’s some deets:
Nursey wrote this musical himself over a week where all he consumed was coffee and granola bars (basically sleep wasn’t a thing when he wrote it)
The musical is Nursey’s child, so he will only be satisfied when his vision is perfectly fulfilled
Nurse is a nice director. He doesn’t push you past your limits, but he will ask you to get close. He makes sure there’s enough food for everyone. There are group hugs at the end of any tough rehearsal
That all said, he knows absolutely nothing about building something, which frustrates Dex to no end
Derek will have these ornate set designs drawn out only to have Will shut them down because they’re just not physically possible
Will can build anything if you just say the word though
Directors have gotten into fist fights to have him build their set
Little does Derek know that Will volunteered to do this set because he thinks Derek is HAWT
Concept: Will and Derek end up in bed together. Nursey has a nightmare about the show being a disaster and Will comforts him
Jack takes acting Very Seriously. He’s amazing too. The man can go from decrepit, old beggar to prince in 0.5 seconds
Lardo is a maestro with a paintbrush. She is known for her hyper realistic painting style.
Marry someone like Ford tbh. The whole cast loves her and she loves them back. Ford is the single string holding everything together. She is a blessing
Chowder is a beast in the lighting booth. His focus is unshakable because he cannot miss his cue. Then when he leaves the booth, he’s his sweet self again.
Chow and Cait are rumored to have done some deeds in the lighting booth
Bitty can sew faster than any sewing machine and he will race one to show it to you. All he needs is your measurements and a design and he will have your costume done in no time.
He will also Beat Your Face. Bitty can do any transformative makeup on you and you won’t even recognize yourself
Jack and Bitty are In Love. They are often found giving each other kisses and pep talks in the men’s dressing room.
Rams and Hols can just walk onstage and the audience will be roaring with laughter. Their energies are so compatible and infectious that no one can watch them and genuinely say they hated them
More deets to come, but somebody should write it