#dexter posts

[bunnydexterloveselvis]

small upset rant

f you people who post porn in the tags "sfw interaction only" like wtf that is not what it means?? please stop rubbing your body with your hands i dont want to see that i seriously searched the tag "sfw agere" and porn came up??? im going to cry cuz im scared im gonna get in trouble cuz that's on my search history but i did all i could to not see that stuff?? tumblr KNOWS im a minor yet they do this shit to me im really scared guys im gonna get in trouble because they thought i was looking at naked girls NO!! naked girls appeared on my screen and it's not my fault!!!!!!

fuck you in particular if you post nsfw with absolutely no or one tag or put "sfw only" in the tags intentionally

[bunnydexterloveselvis]

small rant about 5 seconds of a silly kids cartoon from the 60's and a ship

I'm having emotions. George sounds so sweet idk why. That adorable little chuckle. i want him. Also Ringo looks so.. enamored!!!! like they would just kiss right then and there lmaoo

no like they're so in love. people talk about mclennon all the time but i don't see enough starrison rants

yeah this cartoon was a shitshow but it's my shitshow and it actually kinda provides comfort for me in a weird way. like. ringo gives kitty cat vibes and george gives kitty cat lover vibes (not in a zo0philic way lmao)

starrison gives me a weird itch in my brain idk why. i just really really enjoy this dynamic. yeah yeah they (probably) weren't like that irl (i dont watch much of them irl someone fill me in if i lost details) but in this show, chemistry is there. maybe they could be queerplatonic like john and paul or sumthin idfk

idk they are just my blorbos and i project a lot of things on them i guess

[bunnydexterloveselvis]

hello!!! (new intro)

Hi, i'm Dexter/Sparky!!!

A bit about me:

-He/they

-autistic/adhd+add

-minor!!! sfw please

-I'm very normal about Elvis. mhm. not trying to crawl out of my enclosure rn. (liar)

-age regressor and pet regressor/therian!! i promise i don't bark at people /srs

-i found a recent interest in the beatles (specifically that cartoon from the 60's, if i post a lot about Ringo don't mind me)

i have an agere blog, it's @babybunnydexterloveselvis !! ^^

Sometimes i write fics (mostly elvis, taking requests!!!!!!!)

!!!!FIC MASTERLIST!!!!

🧸= age regression, 🐑= fluff, 💧= angst

Sick Little Baby.. (Agere!Big Daddy Elvis x reader) 🐑🧸

Nightmare (50's Elvis x reader) 🐑

(another one on the way!!)

(also i might start a series with my own au if y'all are interested)

[bunnydexterloveselvis]

oops.. i did it again (britney spears reference)

another little e edit ^^

edit: forgot to tag @lookingforrainbows teehee

[bunnydexterloveselvis]

im bored af!!!!!! send me asks

[bunnydexterloveselvis]

guys what would be dr john carpenters favourite colour (poll)

def not for a little fic i may write!!

dr carpenter's favourite colour?? idfk

Red/Dark red

Orange

Yellow

Light Green

Dark Green

Light blue/light-ish blue

Dark blue

Purple

Black

Brown/Beige

Pink

White

Voting ended onFeb 25, 2024

Does this need a taglist?????????? idfk!!! tagging anyway!!

@jhoneybees

lmk if you want to be added to the tag list btw <3

[bunnydexterloveselvis]

hey guys!!!!!!!!!

@jhoneybees @lookingforrainbows ummm shit other mutuals uhh @aliengoth3 shit reblog if you remember my mutuals (if you dont wanna be tagged im very sorry i wont do it again)

anyway

would you slap this baby for one billion dollars?

i guess you could also ask smash or pass but i think the other thing was much sillier

[bunnydexterloveselvis]

My ECU husband list because I'm bored (this is partially a joke) (please don't send hate I'm beggin) (might update if this gets a bunch of notes)

Dr. John Carpenter (Change of Habit, 1969) <3

Husband qualities:

-good with kids

-smart

-doctor (he can heal you)

-hot!!!!

-not perfect but he tries his best

-sings very well plays the guitar!! (good for bedroom time ;) )

-clean, he keeps his hair combed, face shaved, and skin and nails washed. i bet he smells nice. if he don't use cologne then you would smell hand soap probably. idk i feel like he's a compulsive hand washer (ocd??????? idfk)

-cozy and nice fashion sense

-genuinely wants to help people in need

-did i mention hot (look at the way he's staring you down in the above pic. lawdy!!)

Jess Wade (Charro!, 1969) (current brainrot as of writing this) <3

Husband qualities:

-pretty smart

-hot as hell!!!!!!!!!!

-cowboy (save a horse ride a cowboy)

-beard (sorry this gets a category on its own)

-can be mean when needed to and can protect himself

-good lord he has a veryyy high pain tolerance (good for bedroom time ;) )

-scars (some people like that right?? i do. someone please hear me out)

-i feel like he has a high body temperature so if you ever get cold he is there to warm you

-also fashion sense (he's a cowboy)

-is a sheriff so he can protect you (can protect you in general honestly)

-good lord he is hot!!!!!!!!!! sorry

-daddy? sorry. daddy? sorry. daddy? sorry. daddy? sorry. daddy? sorry. daddy? sorry. daddy? sorry. daddy? sorry. daddy? sorry. daddy? sorry. daddy? sorry. daddy? sorry. daddy? sorry. daddy? sorry. daddy? sorry. daddy? sorry. daddy? sorry. daddy-

-rough and would probably slap you if you wanted him to (also good for bedroom time ;) )

Ross Carpenter (GIrls! Girls! Girls!, 1962) <3

Husband qualities:

-smart

-h h h hh hot

-fisherman, he can bring food to the table

-he can cook full-blown meals!!! like dinner and breakfast and stuff!!! just imagine him cooking dinner for you.. i wouldn't know what to do! now who's gonna write the fic?? /hj

-young (ehh i mean whatever i love dilfs but ross is hot af)

-knows how to operate a boat

-can fight and protect

-sings!! very well actually!!! he can sing upbeat and happy, to slow and sultry, to, well, anything really!!

-knows how to treat a woman right

-can dance, normal upbeat dancing, or tango-like slow dancing

-btw did you see that "walls have ears" scene?? look down. good lord it isn't big it's huge (good for bedroom time ;) )

-pretty good with kids. he can tolerate them at least. if they listen well

-a bit protective actually

-love love love the shirts and pants he wears. and that hat. oh god i love him so much

OVERALL QUALITIES

-pretty smart

-hot n sexy af!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! good lord!!!!!!

-have jobs

-great fashion sense

-pretty good with kids

-outstanding in the bedroom

-can sing and/or play guitar

-unique in their own way

-all have their own imperfections but still try their best (lookin at you jess /lh)

-overall pretty loveable and husband material

-blue eyes and long eyelashes (yes this gets its own point. i like eyes. esp blue or brown eyes. and they twinkle at the right spot, oh yes im on my knees. love your eyes sm honey)