#dhazzy

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kiddos

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your fave is problematic: dhazzy peltis

-wears riding boots and jodhpurs even tho she doesn’t ride

-is dating a 9 sweep old as a 12 sweep old

-is dating said 9 sweep old behind the 9 sweep old’s intergalactic crime boss gf’s back

-has a terrible smile

-sold her bestie to a fucking fighting ring to be brutally murdered

-has had the same haircut since literal first pupation

-made some poor teenaged fuck kill a baby for her because she was mad at him

-sells babies that she smuggles out of the caverns

-dated a fake mutant as a kid

-#jadeprivilege 

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lesbeans

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😥 for Dhazzy?

😥 For someone my muse finds annoying

...any handler who monopolizes beamer’s attention, lmao. 

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Dhazzy? eue

important things abt dhazzy:

-grew up in a tiny cavern that split off from the larger one in the area a while back. it’s very small, very insular, and very isolated. 

-basically a weird homeschool kid

-unaware of her own #jadeprivilege 

-tremendously socially awkward and prone to cluelessly saying the exact wrong thing

-rationalizes the way she sells babies to a fighting ring because it’s giving mostly-cullable trolls a chance to live (as property)

-rationalizes the way she’s fucking her boss’ girlfriend away as some harmless fling

-doesn’t actually like to kill people

-extremely lonely

-carries a lot of guilt over how she sold her bestie to the fighting ring to be torn apart by killer

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èné

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☼☁ ♫ For Dhazzy!

☼ - Something that/Someone who makes them happy.

beamer, when she’s not making her feel like shit! could you choose a worse person to base your world around, dhazzy.

☁ - If they’re caught out in the rain how do they react? 

she’d play in it like a little kid, probably. girl’s never been out of the desert, water’s a cause to be celebrated.

♪ - Are they musically inclined?

she’s never had the chance to find out! none of that nonsense was tolerated in her caverns.

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maroon salestroll that has medical psi and sells prosthetics door to door, and also maybe removes legs from their customers to ensure sales. hella salty but acts very sweet, would probably pretend to be broke so someone else would take them on the date. has a really nice (head) rack.

razvan, stajak, klimen, lattie, and maybe dhazzy would all be interested! raz would admire her business acumen lmao, jak would like the ruthlessness and the veneer of sweetness, klim does prosthetics on the side and would be interested in what hers were like, lattie, much like jak, would like how she cut ppl’s legs off, and dhazzy has too much money and not enough friends or quadrants (that she can admit to having, at least.)