#dickmove

[true-king-of-monsters]

C(CCP)NN suspending Toobin for this? If he was a MAGA Hat wearing schlub, he’d be destitute faster than you can say “Sponsored by Harvey Weinstein”. #dickmove https://www.instagram.com/p/CGlAFlTjpMF/?igshid=162zz6sl8tz6b

[livelifeonlegendary]

@stuffthatlookslikestuff would appreciate this 😂 (check out my boy @stuffthatlookslikestuff he's hilarious!) • • • #cheetos #food #foodie #foodporn #lookslikeadick #seanspeezy #omg #funny #joke #wow #lol #meme #memes #memesdaily #dank #dankmemes #memeoftheday #chips #snacks #dickmove #worksafeporn #savage #savagemenes #wsporn #tuesday #picoftheday #photooftheday #instagood #surprise #me (at Wang Wang Eating House)

[graceyhearts]

So I was eating a muffin in bed. I didn't want to get up to throw away the wrapper, even though I was in a bungalow and the garbage can was like less than 15 steps from my bed. But I also didn't want Wendell to eat it, so I hid it in my journal. I forgot about it for a few days and all the pages now have an oil spot. #dickmove #personal #bulletjournal #moleskine (at Woodstock, New York)

[hiraethstar]

*approaches someone reading a Victor Hugo novel*

Me (whispering): He dies in the end.

[ellesworth86-writes]

How much of a complete arsehole do you have to be to leave your wife for another woman after she develops dementia (after being abusive to her for years), try and stop the people who do care for her from seeing her, try to take control of her finances, and then star in a movie where you play a character who has dementia?

ISTG if he even thinks about referencing his ex wife in promo, I am going to throw hands.

[stijlcycles]

Project #longhorse Suspension redux- it drives much better! #phew Taking it out to Costco to get some pizza. And to make the FJ feel bad about itself. #dickmove But hey! Just sayin’. That and I couldn’t find a 6th Gen to ridicule. #fordbronco #earlybronco #trailrig #crawler #rockcrawl #vintage4x4 #built #classicbroncos https://www.instagram.com/p/CdrRvYNuXvt/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[djhaii]

Idk why Mozart disliked her, but this has got to be the funniest shit ever. I wish video recording was invented then, can you imagine her bobbing her head like a chicken 🐔 😂😂😂 #savage #dickmove #fuckedupshit #senseofhumor https://www.instagram.com/p/CYGHwcWLeEo/?utm_medium=tumblr

[eric-sadahire]

Convincing your girlfriend she's crazy or paranoid is called gaslighting, and it's a dick move. But convincing her she's a robot with artificially implanted human emotions is called bladerunning. It's a Phillip K. Dick move.