#dicknette

[kashlyn]

Something that lives rent free in my head is that Collab fanfiction some of the Maribat (Miraculous x DC comics) fandom people wrote... like a full prompt list on with what happens in each Book (yes. Book not chapter) that was a Descendants AU

We even made book covers and a whole playlist and everything. We made headcanons on what happens in Movies 1-3 in our AU hahahhaa

It was a dicknette fic

... I wonder if anyone knew that I finished chapter 2 hahahaha

Like, everyone stopped writing it mid chapter 2 and I just write updates there from time to time.

I practice my writing there.

Does anyone remember that?

[bee-a-garbage-shipper]

Best MariBat Ship*

Timari [Tim x Marinette]

Jasonette [Jason x Marinette]

Cassinette [Cass x Marinette]

Stephinette [Stephanie x Marinette]

Brunette [Bruce x Marinette]

Dickinette [Dick x Marinette]

Daminette [Damian x Marinette]

Dukenette [Duke x Marinette]

Babinette [Barbara x Marinette]

Helenette [Helena x Marinette]

Harpinette [Harper x Marinette]

Katenette [Kate x Marinette]

Voting ended onFeb 16, 2024

*MariBat meaning Non Polyamory Marinette x BatFam Member Ships

[mystarlightlight]

Weird, but true.

I used to love adrienette, bit know I cannot stand. Nothing against anybody. I just realized how unrealistic it is and how perfect it would be. I personally like drama and character growth which does not normally appear in adrienette. I have totally jumped off the band wagon with this. Even with peternette (Peter Parker x Marinette), there is drama and sort of that weird anticipation. I don't really know how to explain it, but even though Peter is a total cinammion (cinammon?) roll, we see the struggles he goes through with bullying, superhero responsibilities, and everything else. Even with all of these weighing him down, he is still an awesome hero. However, I mean no disrespect to Chat Noir. I just believe that he is a little bit goofy and immature when it comes to being a hero at times. He has definitely gotten better. Okay, if we are being honest, I love seeing Marinette being, pardon my language, badass. She is depicted as helpless damsel in a lot of adrienette fic (I am not saying all, but I have seen a lot) and I don't really think she is. She is an independent women who is smart, resourceful, and doesn't need any boy or person to save her.

Please don't hate. These are just my personal opinions. I am not trying to force them on anybody.

If you see any grammar errors, please tell me. I always am looking for ways to improve.

[im-ordinary-valka]

What if Marinette had Hanahaki Disease?

I have recently known about the Hanahaki Disease, and I thought what if Marinette had Hanahaki Disease? For those who don’t know about the Hanahaki Disease.

It's a disease where the victim of unrequited or one-sided love begins to vomit or cough up the petals and flowers of a flowering plant growing in their lungs, which will eventually grow large enough to render breathing impossible if left untreated. There is also no set flower that blossoms in the lungs but it may be the enamour’s favourite flower or favourite colour. There are 2 cures for this Disease. The Victim’s Feelings are returned or The Plant is surgically removed.

No. 1 Cure

These Disease cannot be cured by the feelings of friendship but must be feelings of genuine love. The victim may also develop Hanahaki Disease if they believe the love to be one-sided but once the enamoured returns the feelings, they will be cured.

No. 2 Cure

Hanahaki can be cured through surgical removal of the plants' roots, but this excision also has the effect of removing the patient's capacity for romantic love. It may also erase the patient’s feelings for and memories of the enamoured.

Symptoms ;

Fever

Uncontrollable Shaking

Loss of Appetite

Low Body Temperature

Hallucinations

This Idea has been bugging me. I have mental issues. Someone, please help me( ͡╥ ͜ʖ ͡╥)

[purple-goo-writes]

Don't kill me...

But what if Marinette was Ra's youngest daughter?

And as compensation for training him and letting him leave, Ra's made Bruce swear a magical oath that his first son would marry Ra's youngest daughter.

Now before you get the pitch forks- I said First son Not Blood son.

And guess who is legally (once Bruce remembers to adopt him at 18) Bruce's first Son? His first protoge? The first Robin?

That's right Richard Grayson.

So imagine Bruce forgetting the oath until Ra's comes a calling with Marinette to unite their families?

[zambie-trashart]

Incorrect Dicknette

wot’s this?

Marinette: *tumbles down the stairs* Dick: I got you! Marinette: ... Dick: *smiling* ... Marinette: .... Dick: I think you just Marinette: Don’t... Dick: Fell for me Marinette: put me down

[fangirling-101]

Birthday Surprise

Marinette: So the big box is a present from all the boys?

Bruce: *Sigh* Yes

Marinette: All of them are hiding in there, aren’t they?

Bruce: Yes

[idunnodudeijustwokeup]

Maribat AU where Robin gets kidnapped and ends up getting free about a week later but is In Paris doing a akuma attack and thinks the whole thing is a drunk induced dream.

This means that Robin is just going abselutly creazy and fighting and jumping of buildings and acting as if nothing can hurt him as he thinks it’s a dream.

And then we have ladybug who finds this hero on her home turf, acting absolutely crazy and kicking ass while doing it.

And bc Robin doesn’t think this is real anyway her flirts with her the whole time, but in a fun way.

This goes on for a while (it’s a long battle and Chat is nowhere to find (Adrian got killed early in the attack) (the miraculous cure will bring him back Don’t worry)) and then at one point robin does get hurt, and finally realize that like, shit this is not a dream.

And ladybug is like, I freaking wish it was a dream dude I have to fight this shit every second day.

Anyway, they have a angsts conversation and ladybug comes with a absolutely crazy battle plan that just leaves robin sitting there like??? I have had military levels strategy classes since I was 10 how tf did you make this plan?? And ladybug is like, it’s gonna work, trust me. And robin is like, bet.

(They do actually bet a date )

No surprise for anyone but robin, ladybugs plan works. And they win the battle and all is great + they have a icecream date at the lovers icecream place thingy.

( + a scene where Robin is like??? Why are shops still open y’all were just attacked, and ladybug is like, we do this everyday & we don’t have enough fucks left to give about this butterfly furry to shut down the stores everytime)

And then Robin has to go home and Ladybug gives him a lift with the butterfly miraculous.

(Droppes him of at the manor going “I found your birdy” and then winks at Robin and hearts away. That batfam is just there like???? The fucj just happened also are you okay?)

And then after that robin and Ladybug keep in contact over comes and do date night in each other’s city’s for a few months before something really dumb reveals their identities.