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Short DPXDC Prompts #744

Jason doesn’t want to bring Lancer anywhere near his nightlife and Lancer is perfectly fine with that. Lancer manages to convince Jason into some martial arts and combat training to defend his students if need be. It’s pretty concerning how often he has to use said training.

stealingyourbones

@precarious-hermit

the-witchhunter

“Babe, can you run that by me again?”

“I used what you taught me in class today-“

“YOU JUDO FLIPPED A GOVERNMENT AGENT!”

the-witchhunter

Okay but now I can’t stop thinking about WHY Lancer judo flipped a GIW agent

The GIW agent was trying to detain a number of his students for “high levels of ecto contamination.” The fact it seemed to be his entire homeroom class seemed odd, but Lancer had read the anti ecto acts. He knew what they said, and he knew what would happen if his students went with the agent

No one would see them again. Not him, not their parents, no one.

So he acted

the-witchhunter

Lancer: I don’t think it’s a good idea for me to be here. I’m a wanted man, and I don’t know if I can protect you

Jason, tank of a man, avid gun enthusiast, trained by assasins and Batman: ... I think I’m probably fine

plotwholls

Desperately want a fic where Lancer shows up at his boyfriend’s place with twenty teenagers

Jason: …babe what am I looking at

Lancer: absolutely nothing you never saw us I just need someplace to stash the wiggly ones while I go get supplies. Please forget me, it’s for the best.

Jason: ….’kay, I’m gonna need some answers later, but… “wiggly one’s”…?

Lancer: *hoists Danny up by the scruff of the neck*

Danny: *hisses*

Lancer: wiggly ones.

Jason: ……….kkkkaayyyyy babe changed my mind I’m gonna need that explanation now

Lancer: no, we don’t have time—

Jason: yeah uh-huh no that wasn’t a request

Paulina, in the back: ARE YOU TWO GONNA KISS?? GROSS

Lancer: MISS SANCHEZ FOR THE LOVE OF JANE AUSTIN—

spooky-the-owl

the fact that Lancer keeps trying so avidly to protect Jason is sending me like this man will bring you the heads of the GIW in sacks for Valentines and you will be scared of getting him into trouble for getting a speeding ticket

hdgnj

And then there is Jason who is just, even more smitten. His man just bodied a government worker, committed grand theft auto, kidnapped his own class and is on the run from the law. And he is as much of a book enthusiast. Jason is just, so in love right now.

lirabuswavi

And for Danny he could be

1: Suspiciously eyeing Jason. Why is this ghost/halfa/liminal dating his teacher? Is it a plot to get to him? Spectra tried being an employee, maybe the new plan to get close and hurt people is to date an employee. Well not on his watch! This 'Jason' guy is going to be so closely watched, Danny will learn his every secret. Every. Single. One. No one hurts his class + teacher!

2: Mr. Lancer is dating a ghost/liminal/halfa? Mr. Lancer protects them all from the anti-ecto acts? Does that mean Mr. Lancer and Jason could accept him? Jason just pulled a gun on a GIW agent. Yeah, could you sign right here? No, this isn't an adoption form, what are you talking about.

Either Jason coaxes Danny in like a feral cat, or Danny 'Batman Adoption Bait' Fenton is doing his level best to get adopted, despite Jason's confusion (and deep desire to never let his siblings know).

hdgnj

Danny sidling up to them like a feral alley cat. And then stopping the truth in them. Waits for bad reaction. And the bad reaction is Mr Jason swearing to get revenge. Oh, wait. Why is Mr Lancer hugging him? Mr Jason, why is he crying! help! Mayday!

britcision

Jason agonising about when his past as Red Hood is gonna catch up with him and ruin his perfect domestic bliss with his perfect domestic boyfriend

But Lancer deserves to know, it’s dangerous to date a former crime lord and also vigilante

People could try to hurt him to get to Jason

Then one day Lancer comes home from work with HIS ENTIRE CLASS OF STUDENTS and tells Jason he loves him but they’re going on the run from the government and it wouldn’t be safe for JASON to be seen with HIM

Jason’s actual first words (once he finds his tongue) are just “I love you”

Lancer assumes it’s gonna be a passionate plea to stay, to let Jason ruin his life along with theirs, he planned a whole soliloquy on the way here

(The kids helped, especially Paulina, he’s never known her to be so interested in english class)

Jason’s second words cut him off though as he just blurts out “I’m the Red Hood”

Lancer is speechless

Paulina and Star come in on the perfect tella novella GASP

The jocks all oooooo in unison because of course they’re all watching

Jason goes and pulls out his old helmet and reveals all his crime equipment on a secret revolving bookshelf or some shit he’s a nerd

Jason gestures vaguely and just. Asks what they need

Lancer grabs him by the collar, dips him, and kisses him like the climax of a disney movie

All the class cheer and Jason accepts his destiny of going back on the run and simultaneously doubling Bruce’s previous adoption record, and they’re ALL fucking drama kids

chaos-deimos-et-eris

they're all giving suggestions while lancer paces in anguish in the bus walkway. suddenly their bus narrowly avoids hitting a building, three cars and a babystroller again for the 13th time in the past hour. lancer looks up to realize, vaguely horrified, that they have been letting Danny "genetic can't drive" Fenton sit behind the drivers wheel since they left amity

aph-mable

Okay throwing my two cents into this amazing idea after reading some of the new replies.

So after escaping and the whole identity reveal, and also wrangling Danny away from driving the bus because he thinks it's rge same as driving the Gav, I would feel that due to the time crunch they have to head stright to Wayne Manor since that's the only place that can house so many people on sort notice.

Jason barely has enough time to get all the into from the technology geeks in the group and send it to Babs that he pretty much calls Alfred at the last minute, like just goes;

Jason: "hey Alfred, ha to drop in unexpectedly but my boyfriend is on the run with his kids due to the government being scummy, we're going to crash at the manor okay? I'll handle everything, ive sent all information to Babs."

Then just hangs up and doesn't explain any further because of the whole 'minimum communication' trope, mostly due to panic.

So when they pull up Alfred is thinking maybe at most 3 or 4 kids might be coming through the door, like a good handful. Tim and Damian where waiting in the kitchen when Jason came in and gave the all clear.

Let's just say they where not expecting a whole class of 20 super powered kids that fear nothing to show up and start settling themselves in very quickly. Like already climbing every where and seeing who can hack the security systems the fastest.

For hells sake the one that looks almost like a mini Jason challenges Damian to a sword fight!

It's going to be a long night for sure.

(Also when I read it was Danny driving the bus my mind went to the movie; St Trinian, mostly because of the scene of two young girls driving the bus)

doctormead

If this is a version of DC canon where Alfred and the Kent’s know each other…

Martha: *picking up her phone* Hello, this is the Kent residence.

Alfred: Good morning, Martha.

Martha: Alfred! So good to hear from you!

Alfred: I sincerely hope you still have that opinion once this call is over.

Martha: What? Alfred, what’s wrong?

Alfred: Not so much wrong as complicated. One of Master Bruce’s wards has had to rescue a group of endangered children…

Martha: Oh, dear!

Alfred: …and brought them to the mansion…all twenty of them…

Martha: Oh, DEAR!!!

Alfred: …and they are all at least meta adjacent. I know this is a terrible imposition but…

Martha: Say no more, Alfred! If you can’t send a plane for us, I’ll call Clark.

Alfred: *relieved sigh* Thank you, Martha. Master Bruce’s jet should arrive shortly. I will endeavor to keep the chaos contained until you arrive.

Martha: I’m sure you’ll do fine. Be there as quick as we can. Bye. *hangs up* Jonathan! Pack a bag! We’ve got some superpowered kids to wrangle!

hdgnj

The grandparents those kids deserve.

Martha and Jonathan finally got to the manor and found the sight admittedly amusing. None of the bats seemed to know what they were doing. And the class was, as far as they could tell. Just being their usual selves. A man was stood next to Jason looking relieved. But also tired. He looked up at the ceiling and sighed.

"Mr Fenton! If you don't come down right now! I will call Jasmine!"

A teen floated down sheepishly from the ceiling and say next to a pair of napping teens.

" sorry Mr Lancer! But! It's got such high ceilings! And it's just all so pretty! "

Jason grinned into Lancer's shouler, trying to middle his snickering.

"Don't worry love. Dickie-bird used to practise trapeze with the chandeliers. Danny's doing fine."

Martha and Jon shared an amused glanced then walked over to introduce a themselves. Martha coughed lightly to get their attention and smiled warmly.

"Hello! I'm Martha, this is my husband Jonathan. Y'all can call us Ma and Pa! We came over to help out. We've raised three fine lads with meta powers. So you won't spook us! "

Jon grinned as well. They all looked so young. And it hurt to had they were in danger. But at least they were safe now.

"As Martha said. Call me Pa! Now. We know kids with powers are always hungry. So we grabbed a load of stuff of our farm to cook y'all. Just let us know what you can't eat ok! "

As he thought, the idea of food brightened them all up a bit. He looked over to Alfred who looked. Not rumpled exactly, but a slight bit. Rushed perhaps. Well, he and Martha would be helping with that.

Danny but his lip a bit. And thought about it. 20+ kids and like 8 adults? That was a lot to cook for!

"Um! I'm not good at the cooking bit. But, I can chop and wash and pass thins when I'm told! Three a lot of us. Let us help?"

Alfred looked at the class. Most of them were looking over, clearly interested in his answer. And wekk. It really was a lot of people to cook for. Well.

" Well. If we are to do that . I may as well get Martha to help me teach you the proper steps. So, I suppose a quick wash for all of you. And then a cooking lesson hmm? "

The class all grinned and stood. Ready to be directed to various bathrooms. Mr Lancer looked over and nodded at Alfred.

"Thank you for that Mr Pennyworth. The last 2 years have been... difficult. And I've just found out why Mr Fenton was failing his classes. He was out local vigilante. Lord knows how little sleep he's had these past two years. "

Alfred smiled at his boys partner. He clearly cared for his kids.

"I'd say for not knowing you've done a good job. You risked your own life to save theirs. Your future too. Master Jason chose well. Young Mr Fenton clearly trusts you more than most. He would never have told you otherwise. "

Jason pulled his partner into a hug as he slumped. Clearly exhausted.

"Babe. We are going to sort this. I promise you they will be kept safe. Even if we have to adopt them ourselves yeah?"

Martha smiled at the sight and then chuckled.

" Oi! Leave a few for us. Our farm is empty now Clark is gone. His boys don't visit near enough! "

doctormead

Imagine if Bruce has been recovering from a head injury or something similar while this was going down. When he finally comes out into the family areas of the mansion.

Bruce: *blinks several times as he takes in the 20+ new kids who are either wrapped up in a video game tournament with Tim and Duke, clowning around with Dick and Stephanie, sparring with Damien and Cass (or are they getting dance instruction...kinda hard to tell) or ferrying snacks out of the kitchen under the supervision of Alfred...and when did the Kents get here?* What the....

Jason: *waving from a couch where an unfamiliar man is napping on his shoulder* Hey, B! Welcome to Alfred Pennyworth’s Home for Wayward Meta Teens!

Bruce: *sigh of relief* Oh, so I’m NOT seeing things.

Alfred: *stern look* Indeed, you are not Master Bruce, but, if you do not sit down immediately, I will turn you over to the tender mercies of Mrs. Kent.

aph-mable

Coming back once more for the fun!

With pretty much everyone settling in to do their own thing Bruce settles down on a nearby chair, trying to process what the hell happened while he was physically out.

Do to the concussion information is only trickling in as he watched his own wards and the new children all play or help one another, he is slowly counting the number of new heads... And recounting them because of the number is right there are currently more then 20+ kids and a new man who is clearly just clinging to Jason at one point or another.

Bruce squints his eyes as Alfred hands him some pain meds and a glass of water, his foggy mind finally catching on what has had happened.

Bruce Wayne's son, Jason Todd, has a life partner and 20 kids...

HE WAS A GRANDPA TO 20 KIDS!!

Bruce in his now newly panicked mind was now in full grandparent mode, he was planning to learn all their names, birthdays, pretty much everything so he can spoil them rotten and send them back to Jason so he can deal with the chaos.

The reality of it all finally settled in as a young black haired girl, no more than the age of 12, climbed into his lap and with a big thoothy smile stares into his soul.

"So your our other grandpa? Sweet, I call dibs on the jet downstairs!"

And from there so many more kids joined in.

yodeler12

Mr. Lancer continues to be the only responsible adult in Amity Park, Illinois.

hdgnj

Oh gosh! So that's Ellie, Jazz, Tucker's sister extra as a minimum. Bruce would be in awe. He has so many new children to spoil! Even if he is sure some will probably end up elsewhere. Ma Kent has been very clear on her desire to spirit them away as well.

The bat kids are loving the level of chaos. Jason, what did you DO? Wait, your partner did this?!?! Amazing!

Ma and Pa have been helping Alfred contain the chaos. Thankfully the manor is large. They can let the kiddos run around the expel energy. A few have hidden in the library. Some are in the pool. Danny and Ellie are... SomeWhere(probably the batcave). Tucker and Sam are thrashing everyone at gaming challenges.

Lancer is cooked out on Jason. Finally resting from the last days stresses. Cass is learning cheer routines, and showing them some ballet moves. Dick is teaching the younger ones acrobatics. Steph is watching the dance practise. And trying to be useful. Tim and Duke are part of the gaming marathon. Damian has retreated to his art room.

Bruce is still feeling very out ofnit. But so many kids! He is not currently allowed to help. So he gets to sit and talk to the free kids! And wow, Jaylad found a good man. He's a bit salty Jay hid it. But he knows now. And if his partner is the kind of man who would knock out two government agents and commit all manner of crimes just to protect his class? That's a pretty good indication of the type of man he is.

Alfred and the Kent's have been taking small groups of kids into the kitchens for cooking lessons. Rather than trying to cook one large meal they have been just making constant meals. And filling up the dining room with food to eat from. A sit down meal right now? Not going to happen. Danny, Jazz and Ellie have gone to help several times. They are going to learn cooking dammit!

And, Ellie found the dinosaur. She looks at Danny with big pleasing eyes. And he caves. So he losses it. When the bats go to get dressed for their night activities they are going to get the scare of a lifetime. Ellie has been playing with Danny ain a dinosaur suit. And Danny grabs her to 'eat' Ellie just as they walk in. And caused a heart attack.

Which of course leads to Danny popping out of the dinosaur like, "I'm sorry! We were playing! OmA are you ok? Lokk! Ellie's fine! "

Ellie is too busy cackling to help him. But that's pretty reassuring in and of itself. Tim just flops down to think about life as Dick can't decide if he should scold them or not.

tiredwriter2003

I know this mentioned younger siblings but this got me thinking about the other effects of ecto-contamination. There was a fic I read that mentioned child ghosts not being considered mature until they were like 400 and matured slower. And would being contaminated make the class the same? They all age slower than normal humans and act more childish then most their ages. And just Lancer explaining that to the bats.

"So how old are they?"

"17, they still have another decade before they're matured but they already so responsible for their ages" cue bats screaming due to the Danny's playing with a dinosaur.

Lancer is a responsible adult and took them all to frosbite once he noticed his class had stopped aging when they were 15. He was perfectly happy to keep them in school for longer. More chances to properly teach them the wonders of literature.

hdgnj

Bruce: They won't be adult for another decade?

Lancer: Depends on how liminal they are really. Sam and Tucker probably have another 20 years. Danny and Ellie won't be adults until they reach a few centuries. Luckily they do have a guardian on that front already.

Bruce: How long will their life span be?

Lancer: Oh, for the less liminal students probably double? The more liminal they are the longer though. So. Who knows.

Bruce: How are the being so well behaved?

Lancer: Well. They have been suffering constant attacks from ghosts and from the government. For the last two years. It's hardly surprising they are more mature than they should be.

Bruce: And until now it was just you?

Lancer: Sam's Grandmother helps as she can. Old spot fire that one. I shall have to tell her we are safe. If Sam hasn't already.

And then Tim sprints into the room.

Tim: Danny possessed the dinosaur! And I think Dick is having a breakdown because of it? I don't know? I just know he's frozen!

Danny and Ellie float Dick in between them sheepishly.

Danny: I didn't mean to break him!

Ellie: He only did it cause I begged him! I'm sorry!

Lancer sighs as he looked at them.

Lancer: Set my future brother in law down please? Thank you. He should be just fine. Now. Maybe go help in the kitchen again? I believe Mr Pennyworth is baking cookies. And Mrs Kent is making pies.

The two ran off excitedly as he shook his head fondly.

Lancer: Always into everything. Completely incapable of sitting still those two. And Poor Ellie. She's actually a clone you see. Very little life experience. Danny can't help but indulge her.

Bruce: So, she should be a baby?

Lancer: She's about 18 months now. So yes.

Bruce: It's good she has people who care then.

Jason: Uh, not to break this up? But babe? One of our kids is stuck in the roof? Paulina? Yeah she got spooked, grew wings. How do we coax her down?

Lancer: Call for Star. She will be your best bet.

Jason bent over and gave him a quick kiss before running off.

Bruce: Wings?

Lancer: Possessed by a magic amulet. So now She can turn into a dragon. Of all the beasts it could have been.

Bruce: Well. At least the manor has the room! Any other notable powers?

Lancer: Hmm. Well, Danny and Ellie have the usual ghost abilities of course. Dash has a measure of strength and speed beyond even the usual liminal amount.

Sam: I have plant powers!

Tucker: Technopathy! And uh, Eygyptian magic. I'm a reincarnated Pharoh. So...

Kwan: Super speed. And uh, density shifting?

Sam: Star can become animals.

Tucker: Everyone else has like, improved speed, strength, durability and healing as well? Like thats...

Sam: Standard liminal package yeah. Oh! We get extra spooky on Samhain!

Tucker: Glowing eyes and all!

Sam: Oh yeah! I forgot. Most of us have fangs!

Kwan: Oh yeah. Extreme bite force. Not as bad as Danny though!

Sam: Ohh! When him and Ellie grew in their fangs was a nightmare!

Bruce looked at Lancer who looked pained.

Bruce: Dare I ask?.

Lancer: Danny can chew metal. And did chew on rocks to help while teething.

Brcue: Oh. Oh dear.

doctormead

Bruce looks over the organized chaos that his manor has turned into, but is attention is distracted by an urgent beep from his WayneTechPhone. A custom “beep” from Barbara which translates roughly to “Bruce shit is going down!”

He pulls out his WTP and glances at the text (pointedly ignoring Alfred’s glare - he IS supposed to be on “minimal mental labor” given his concussion) as well as the link Babs has included to a seldom frequented government website...and blanches. He hands the phone to Mr. Lancer. “This is what set you and your class on the run?”

Lancer takes the phone and skims the screen. He sighs and hands it back, once again slumping against Jason’s shoulder. “Yes,” he says shortly. Jason rubs his back.

“Don’t sweat it, babe. We WILL be taking care of it.” He glares up at his adoptive father. “Isn’t that right, B?”

Bruce nods, a sharpness in his gaze that is seldom seen without the cowl. “Yes, We will. But, given your class’...talents and potential lifespan...” he winces as the post concussion headache decides to send a spike of pain to the back of each eye, “do you mind if I contact a few more potential mentors? As far as my family is concerned, I say ‘the more the merrier’, but I don’t want to chance anyone falling through the cracks as it were.”

Lancer gives him a measuring look. “Do you trust them?”

Bruce smiles. “With my life. And, more importantly, I trust them with my kids’ lives.”

Lancer looks at Bruce for a few more moments, then at Jason who nods reassuringly. “Ok. Managing 20+ teens is herding cats in normal times, but when they’re also liminal...”

Bruce leans over to give both Lancer and Jason a hug. “You’re now in a community that will help and protect you. Leave it to us.”

Conscious of Alfred’s scrutiny, Bruce doesn’t retreat to the BatCave. Rather, he asks Tim to bring him one of the “JL Secure” laptops and begins composing a pair of emails. The first is a general one to the Justice League (with a CC to the Green Lantern Corps) about the Anti-Ecto Acts with an admonishment that “THIS MUST BE DEALT WITH!” along with Barbara’s data as an attachment. The second is a call for help with mentorship for a passel of superpowered and potentially longer than human average lifespan teens addressed to specific members of the JL. The recipients of this particular email include Wonder Woman, Aquaman, Martian Manhunter aaaaaaand CAPTAIN MARVEL!!! After all the good Captain has been around for centuries! Who better to mentor two kids who won’t be true adults until a couple of centuries have passed?

thevanillahorizon

Billy, as Captain Marvel, trying to get out of babysitting kids older than him: You sure Supes isn't a better choice? Since he's actually got experience with super-powered kids and all.

hdgnj

Danny and Ellie sense shenanigans are afoot. Danny nudges Ellie forward and she uses 'I'm baby'.

Ellie: Are we really that difficult?

Marvel: No! I just.. I don't want to mess up! I don't know how!

Danny: Can we at least be friends? Cause, then when we are grown ups!

Ellie has grabbed his hand, looking up with big teary eyes. Billy is sweating. And. He drags the kids off to Diana.

Marvel: This one is crown Prince of the Infinite Realms! He should study with you!

Danny puffed up like a startled cat.

Danny: How do you know that! I didn't tell anyone?

Marvel: It's on your aura! So! Princess Diana if the best option for you two! I can help! But i don't have experience teaching, and I'm not royal.

Everyone stared at the small group after Marvel's loud exclamation. And well, he is right.

Bruce: Does that make Ellie a Princess? What about Jazz?

Danny nodded glumly.

Danny: Yeah. I beat up the old tyrant. So I made us all royal by accident.

Ellie: The treasury has some cool stuff in it at least?

Danny: Yeah but I'm pretty sure most of its stolen, or war prizes or cursed.

Diana smiled at the young ones.

Diana: I would be more than happy to mentor the both of you. I know J'onn was hoping to help as well.

Ellie immediately switched targets and had taken to following Diana around like a duckling. J'onn also had a small following of his own. None of the children seemed phased by his appearance. But when a few showed their liminal changes more openly? Well that made sense.

The children, when not controlling How they looked had a range of interesting skin tones, and hair colours. Not to mention the ears and teeth. Add to that the shape shifting students? No, they would not be out off by J'onn.

All of the other heroes were thoroughly charmed by the class. And each one had dropped by Jason and Lancer to congratulate him for keeping them safe. Jason's partner looked, overwhelmed at the support. Which a few of the kids seemed to notice. The class would drift past giving him quick hugs every so often. Yes, Jason definitely found a good partner.

Bruce had been hoping these kids would be the ones to get Marvel into being a mentor. There was definitely some reason he wouldn't. Why he seemed so uncomfortable with the idea. But he could work on that later.

Right now they had to work on those laws. And the first thing was getting them to be known. Clark and Lois were both very excited to get stuck into it. Hmm.. He should offer to put Jon and Kon up for the time being. Let them really go for it. Two more kids would not be an issue. Especially now they had some more adults around. Not that Kon seemed willing to leave just yet.

Poor boy had been cuddled into Tim for hours. Danny and Ellie broke him a little. Bruce had been sent a copy of Danny's little speech. So he understands why. He should show that to Diana actually. It's the sort of thing she enjoys. And it shows the sort of perain Danny is. Yes. Let's just forward that.

avidreaderffn

But Lancer's GOTTA be liminal too, right? What are his powers? His appearance changes? At some point before all this he tells Jason that he's not fully human and Jason has to find a way to say both thank you for trusting me with this and babe, you have FANGS, i've known for ages

hdgnj

No, it's funnier if he hasn't noticed. Because he is LESS liminal than his class. So sure he's stronger. But to him it's still not enough to control his kids? And yeah his hearing and eyesight have gotten better. But that's just hyper vigilance? And he's paler? He's barely been sleeping! Of course he looks pale!

So make it Jason having to sit him down, a week or so in.

Jason: Babe, What powers do you have?

Lancer: What? Me? Heavens no!

Jason: I hate to break it to you love, but you have fangs. You are liminal as well.

Lancer: Huh. That does explain my ability to keep up with my hellions I suppose...

thatrandomsarahchick

I have a desperate need for Wes to take one look at Captain Marvel and declare: "That is a literal child!" but his Cassandra curse kicks in, and nobody believes him.

Billy, meanwhile, is sweating on the inside. How did he know?

glowinggemma28-fangirl

Danny who knows Wes isn’t wrong about that kind of thing pulls Marvel aside and explains the Cassandra curse Wes has to him and that now that Wes has talked about it any one who witnessed it will believe the opposite.

Danny: So you’re Secret is actually safer now! At least from anyone who hears him talk about it. It’s how I kept my secret unwraps for as long as I did.

Marvel: Really?

Danny: Yeah so just between us what’s your real age and name?

Marvel: Billy and I’m 12.

Danny: *nods seriously* if you want extra protection taunt Wes with that and he will hide it even more.

tiredbitchposts

Fun fact about the Lestercy au! After geting with Lester, Percy stopped telling her friends that she doesn't care about looks because she feels that'd be hypocritical coming from her when she's dating a guy as hot as Lester...yes, she genuinely thinks she bagged a 10/10, a smoke show, the hottest guy she's ever seen in her life. There's no hint of irony coming from her, she really thinks Lester's all that and a bag of chips

anotheroceanid

Maybe she’s been gifted with the gift of prophecy so she sees him as his glow up version…

tiredbitchposts

Top 10 things people say when they see old couple's photos of the two of them (Apollo wants to burn those but Percy likes them too much)

anotheroceanid

This and that one movie about the guy who saw the beauty within after a hypnoses

tiredbitchposts

SKSKSSKSKSKSKSKKSKSKSK NOT THAT MOVIE 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Lester watched that movie once and ever since then he tries his best to make sure Percy avoids magicians and people who do Hypnoses...he doesn't think that's what happened, but you never know and he's not willing to risk it

delightfulmakertidalwave

I like to think that when Percy looks at Lester she sees all his good qualities over his bad.

Others see a face full of pimples.

Percy sees the high cheek bones, dimples and cute nose.

Other people see the ugliest hair. Percy sees curls.

Others see a lanky guy all awkward. Percy sees a tall brawd man. And his big hands. That somehow manage to remain delicate and gentle. Must be from his skill as am artist I guess. Painting and strumming the strings of whatever instruments.

Everyone is caught up on the visual that no one is seeing the VISION. Percy doesn't just see what's to come. She sees what's already there and they can't. 😭😭😭

They don't hear that melodic voice? They don't see that smile? 😭

Lol

tiredbitchposts

Yes!!!!!!

People are too distracted by the glaring obvious that they're unable to see what Percy see, that Lester is a total hottie with thousands of qualities that INCLUDE his looks.

His eyes are her favorite shade of blue too 😔

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