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@kashlyn
Contrary to popular belief, DPxDC or DCxDP is not my favorite crossover. Neither is MariBat, Marvel crossovers or MHA crossovers.
NOT EVEN THE RISE OF THE BRAVE TANGLED FROZEN DRAGONS!
Surprisingly, even if I don't like twilight nor do I know much about it, it's Harry Potter x Twilight crossovers.
(More specifically, "Save me, my wolf" cuz that fic is my comfort fic that I can read anytime)
Jason: I allowed you to come with me under one condition. Don't forget that condition.
Dick: I know, I know. I'm not allowed to date your friend.
Jason: I mean it, Dick. You have a weakness for red heads and Jazz-
Dick: -Is not looking for a relationship or situationship. I know. You said so at least ten times on the way over here. Come on Jay, have a little faith.
Jason: Alright. Just be cool. *opens door* and welcome to Jazz's Bookshelve. The best place to read and listen to slow jazz.
Dick: *whistles* You weren't kidding when you said this place had a cool theme. But is that shelve all the books they have?
Jason: Nope. I told you the front part was a Coffee shop styled like a bar for a reason. This was a speakeasy back in the 1920s, and behind that bookshelf is the entrance, which leads down into the speakeasy, which is what they turned into the bookshop. The live jazz band plays down there too.
Dick: Very nice. Whoever thought about the idea was a genius
Danny behind the bar: Thank you for the compliment. I'll let Jazz know someone loved her idea today.
Dick: ....
Jason: Hey Danny!
Danny: Hey Jay, back again for another drink and a speakeasy read?
Jason: You know it. By the way, the man frozen in place like a idiot is my older brother. Dick this is Danny Fenton, the owner's brother and my friend.
Danny: Nice to meet you.
Dick:.....
Danny: He doesn't talk much, does he?
Jason: No, he does. A lot Normally he be a chatter box. The only time he freezes is when- Oh come on! I told you the condition!
Dick: He doesn't count! You said the redhead! Not the cute barista!
Danny: Cute barista? Thank you. I try.
Jason: I can't believe you. This is junior high all over again! Stop flirting with my friends!
Dick: *gasp* I don't flirt with your friends! They flirt with me!
Danny: Can't blame them.
Jason: No! Et tu Danny!? ET TU?
Just wait til Dick finds out Danny loves puns…Jazz is going to throttle Jason for bringing a known punner to meet her brother
did i mention ( i think that's the song ben sings in the crowd for mal) but it's apollo to percy
Descendants AU, with Apollo as Ben and Percy as Mal
*insert big brain meme here*
The song in Question btw lololol
And I can see it. Like, the whole music number and everything.
You know how in the Athenide AU people talk about how Leia from Star Wars would've been inspired by Perseleia? Well, the comparisons would be outright blatant in the Kronide AU. Tell me if you've heard this before.
Perseleia and Zeus, two siblings, are separated at birth. One is raised a princess, the other in isolation so that he remains hidden from those who would do him harm - namely his evil father. He is trained with the expectation that he will overthrow the current regime by a figure of great wisdom and experience.
Much later Zeus encounters his sister in the lair of their father. They help one another to escape with some new companions, defeat their dad and overthrow the evil empire, though Zeus remains fearful that Perseleia will turn to the dark side.
Greek Mythology fans would be talking about how it is so obvious that Luke and Leia are siblings and Darth Vader is their father because A New Hope is clearly a retelling of the Titanomachy. Also Han Solo may or may not have Apollo vibes, which is clearly fan service for people who know the source material.
Which means Star Wars is obviously something Apollo inspired George to write based on his fantasies about his aunt! Episode 6 especially.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Someone else come fuck that guy for me
Ryan Gosling’s career has just been one long quest to climb the Warner Bros water tower
that man has been trying to climb this tower since he was 16. he has asked multiple times, and every time they said no, but now he’s famous enough & variety was able to convince them to do a shoot on the tower. it all led here. it was all for this.
I’m obsessed with the implication that this was a coming-of-age ritual where a boy becomes a man, like a bar mitzvah
getting a note on a super old post
reblog to slap op with some paper in the wind
My Cliff thoughts are that Ilya mentions his stress about his visa to him once when they're drunk together, mentions how he doesn't want to return to Russia and that he's scared he'll be forced to. Cliff doesn't question why or how Roz might be forced to go back to Russia, I mean, he's seen movies okay? Russia is totally scary and like, super depressing.
Cliff doesn't know anything about the technicalities of visas, and citizenship, and immigration, but he does know one way someone can get citizenship in the US.
He asks Roz to marry him.
Okay, but now I need ten chapters on Cliff Marlow compiling an (mostly) okay case for why he, an adult, should be allowed to adopt another adult (his knife-booted gremlin bestie) to his lawyer the next morning, hungover and very stubbornly squinting at him across the desk and reading from his notes he’s been making from the moment Ilya started talking all the way through the cab ride to his lawyer’s office.
That’s what my brain got hung up on in the tags.
I need certified knife-booted gremlin, party man Cliff Marlow very earnestly and seriously asking his lawyer how good of a chance he has with this, literally two minutes after the office doors open.
Shane accidentally breaks Ilya’s chain. The two are roughhousing at Shane’s place when Shane reaches up to grab the back of Ilya’s neck. His hand slips, his fingers get caught in the chain and it breaks. The necklace falls onto Shane’s chest and the room falls silent.
“Shit! Rozanov, I’m so sorry. I didn’t mean-.”
“I know.” Ilya quickly scoops his mother’s necklace and examines it. He sees that the clasp is broken. He looks up to tell Shane about the clasp that’s when he notices Shane’s heavy breathing. Shane’s hands are trembling and there are tears in his eyes. “Hollander, it is okay.”
Shane shakes his head. “No, I’ve ruined it.”
“Hey, it is fine, is just clasp. I broke it before. It is easy fix.” That’s a lie. Ilya has never broken his mother’s chain but Shane is on the verge of a panic attack and he needs to calm him down.
“Really?” Shane questions and Ilya nods. “Let me up.” Ilya moves off of Shane and watches as he goes over to his dresser. He looks through a box before going over to Ilya.
“I got this from a brand deal but I don’t really wear jewelry. You can use this until the chain gets fixed.” Shane offers Ilya the box. He opens it to find a thin gold chain staring back at him. Ilya carefully takes the cross off the broken chain and threads it onto the one Shane gave him. He asks Shane to put it on him and Shane happily obliges.
If Shane notices that Ilya is still wearing the chain he gifted the next time they hook up, he doesn’t mention it.
Some time, probably a long time later, probably when they're already married, Ilya does get his mother's chain repaired and gives it to Shane.
No, Shane still doesn't really wear jewellery, but his wedding ring needs to go somewhere. He can't wear it on his finger while playing, too dangerous (don't google degloving injuries, I warned you!), and he was on the verge of a panic attack at least once when he thought he'd lost it in his locker or wallet or wherever he put it to keep it safe. He doesn't like taking it off anyway. It's not like it's jewellery, it's his goddamn wedding ring.
Ilya might not have had a family heirloom engagement ring to propose with, but that chain's the next best thing. Always close to Shane's heart from that day onward.
They never mention it again.
Omega Shane had to essentially suppress his omega tendencies in Montreal because the team viewed it as silly or a burden, so he is shocked when the equipment manager in Ottawa comes up to him and asks what type of materials he likes to use to build his nests so they can get things for road games. The equipment manager also asks if Shane needs the team to scent stuff or just Ilya. “Some of the other omegas I’ve worked with like the team to scent things for them but they were all unmated so I wasn’t sure. You’re the first mated omega that I’m working with so sorry if that’s a dumb question.” Shane explains that he didn’t know teams did that stuff for omegas and the equipment manager is dumbfounded because there’s a whole section in the CBA that details what omega players are entitled to. The equipment manager tells him to file a grievance because they violated the CBA. Shane just shrugs it off and tells him it’s in the past but when Shane tells Ilya about it later, he calls Yuna and she’s on the phone with their lawyer before Shane can finish his explanation.
Iris: Barry! Barry wake up!
Barry: hm-Wha?
Iris: Someone is in our house!
Barry: Is it Wally?
Iris: No, he's still on that space mission.
Barry: Okay. Stay here. I'll go check it out. *Picks up bat* If you hear me shout Code 16 use our home invasion plan delta.
Iris: Okay.
Barry walking through the dark house until he sees a light in the kitchen: AH-HA!
Danny eating out of the open fridge: Hmm-whaa!?
Barry: Wait a minute, you're just a kid. What are you doing?
Danny: I'm sorry! I was hungry! I didn't know anyone was home, but I swear I didn't mean any harm!
Barry: I see. How long has it been since you last had food?
Danny: I don't know.
Barry: Really?
Danny sniffing: I'll leave, I'm sorry. Please don't call the cops.
Barry putting the bat down: Leaving before my one am meal? You can't! Stay, I could use the company.
Danny: ....one am meal?
Barry: Yeah, I can whip us up some pizzas. *turning to yell* IRIS, IT'S ALL GOOD. GO BACK TO BED. I'M GOING TO EAT
Iris: OKAY! ENJOY!
Danny: Um?
Barry: I have pepperoni, sausage or plain cheese. Which do you prefer?
Danny: Wait. Are you really going to make me pizza?
Barry: Well, it's frozen pizza. It takes about 15 minutes in my toaster oven, but trust me, it's the best brand. My nephew swears by it. My name is Barry, by the way, what's yours?
Danny: I...Ugh I'm Danny.
Barry: Nice to meet you Danny. You want to crash here after we eat?
Danny: What?
Barry: Spend the night here. A nap after eating always feels best.
Danny: ....what?
A few hours later Barry slipping back into bed: Iris.
Iris: Hmm?
Barry: I've adopted a son. His name is Danny. He's fifteen, meta, and running from his parents. Sweet thing. He took over the guest room, so now when we have guests stay over, they have to sleep on the pull-out couch.
Iris half alseep: Sounds good. Does he have your eyes?
Barry: Yeah surprisingly he does. I tucked him into bed.
Iris: That's nice.
Danny two walls away dressed in Wally' pjs, with a full stomch and freshly showered: How...how did he convince me to be adopted in only one hour???? Is he a witch?????
Some time in the future JL has been razzing Batman about his adoption problem, and a Green Lantern (Hal probably) notices that Barry never joins in on it. At first people just dismiss it as Barry just being nice, but he is perfectly willing to joke about other things so it eventually becomes noticeable. Green Lantern eventually asks (harasses) him about it and Barry: sighs shaking his head "I do try to avoid being a hypocrite whenever possible." GL: "I mean yeah, you took care of Wally, and have adopted Bart, but adopting abused and time displaced relatives is just not the same thing as old Spooky is doing." Batman chuffs softly but doesn't make a statement . Batman knows Barry's family make up because he helps fund the Justice League and subsidizes the hero's household budgets as needed. Barry: Rolls his eyes "Yeah I have Wally and Bart, I also have Danny, Jazz, Dani, Dan, and occasionally Sam and Tucker who I didn't actually adopt but come with the Danny package." GL: "Danny, Dani, and Dan? Why do I feel like there is a story there?" Barry: "Probably because there is." *several seconds of uncomfortable silence with GL just stairing at Barry. "Fine." *Barry throws up his hands.* "Danny was sneaking into houses, he though were empty, to eat food after his parents attacked him and chased him out of his home town when they found out he was a meta. Even though the lab accident where he got his powers was their own damn fault! Like the crackpot mad scientists they are." Barry muttered the last darkly before in true Flash fashion lightening up. "Jazz is Danny's older sister, who was also impacted by their parents "work" if not as severely, and followed Danny after laying a false trail thoughout the lower 48 states and Mexico." The JL shares some looks around at that, that is some extensive false trail laying for being kicked out for being a meta. Barry: Dani, that is Dani with an "i", is an imperfect clone of Danny made by his super villain Godfather when Danny refused to be his evil minion, she eventually also turned against him and was taken in by Danny." Wonderwoman nodded: "So of course you took her in, I would expect nothing less of you Flash." Barry: *blushed* "Well, she actually happen about six months before I found Danny riffling though my fridge like a particularly tall and dexterous raccoon. He had spent around a year and change after his lab accident as a small town vigilantly before his parents found out about his meta status and forced him to go on the run." GL: "And Dan?" he asked with some trepidation. Barry: "Reformed evil alternate Danny, from a future timeline that can never now happen, that has had his spirit put into an other wise empty Danny clone." GL: *Faintly* "So he had the full superhero *experience* before you even met him then?" Barry: *Nodding* "Yeah, pretty much."
Imagine in the universe where Jason was bitched in the hopes of saving their unborn child, the miscarriage manages to form a full ghost child/neverborn.
Jason keeps hearing a child's laugh and seeing the glimpse of little girl in the corner of his eye. Danny can sense a ghost somewhere but can't find them.
When they finally clear the mess the bats caused. They're holding a funeral when a ghost shaped like a 3-5yo girl wanders up to them, leaving a pretty pebble on the stone. "Daddy, I like the name you picked for me. It's really pretty! Ms Gotham says I'll be strong enough to stay with you now."
Jason drops to his knees and starts sobbing, throwing his arms around his baby only to have them pass through her. He can see her now, but still can't touch her.
Will she age? Is she this way forever? He loves her dearly, but in some ways the lack of closure is worse than if she'd just died. Now she's here, but still gone at the same time. So close, yet so, so far.
#ilya baby get behind me
HEY HELLO JUST GIVE ME THE GUN INSTEAD
(sorry @joyousmistake these tags killed me)
Not enough people are understanding the funniest part of this. Everyone's making colour theory jokes but the dad is colour blind. The most common colour blindness is red green colour blindness. It's the one where red and green look relatively the same shade of brown.
Everyone's talking about the blood carpet. Dad is seeing a carpet absolutely blasted with shit.
Alien robot meet alien rock
I will never forgive how quickly the majority of the fandom got over Cinderella's Castle
