Bruce get ur old ass away from those undergrad students
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Bruce get ur old ass away from those undergrad students
1.) gotta love that this says "sometimes I forget what Bruce ever saw in her", and not, say, a more common expression like "wonder"; he knows damn well what's attractive about Talia 2.) "there's nothing common about you" the ust is fucking killing me.
Speaking of brudick pregnancy jealousy, thinking of an AU where Talia actually informed Bruce about being pregnant w Damian and tried to use this to blackmail him to come live with the LoA but he wouldn’t and after much warring this somehow this culminated in her agreeing to spend the rest of her pregnancy at the manor.
And Dickbin is so fucking profoundly jealous that she’s carrying Bruce’s kid and taking Bruce’s time and attention that at first they have an expected violent rivalry of courtesan-style assassination politics. BUT then it evolves into some kind of really really weird spiritual bond borne by them both being in Bruce’s bed all the time. like 15 year old Dick starts experiencing phantom pregnancy hormone changes and sympathetic back aches and panicking when he hasn’t seen Talia in a while. They’re still all snippy and aggressive at each other but they’re also kind of velcroed together.
Talia was initially planning on killing Dick to pave the way for her kid to be batman’s only surviving child but she finds herself unwittingly drawn into Dick’s like. Growing enamorement and fascination with her pregnancy. And she is like hm. Perhaps he can help raise and train the true heir and be an advisor. If this child has an additional protector and attachment and it is someone this close to Bruce then that is one more preventative factor against Bruce rejecting the child or sending him away.
Ok anyway afterwards Dickbin should help raise Damian from birth and always be referencing like "when I was pregnant with you-" without any self consciousness and it simultaneously amuses and annoys Talia and baffles Bruce but Dick doesnt gaf about what Bruce thinks he's just like You Wouldn't Get It.
Bonus points if Dick has really weird sex with Talia that is literally not born of sexual attraction at all Dick just needs to be Connected to her and to this pregnancy because he’s like going insane experiencing it secondhand. And she’s pissed at Bruce at that moment and horny and is developing some kind of possessive objectifying instinct over this kid so she’s willing to fuck dick to satisfy that. like She wants to fold him up like a piece of paper and put him inside her ribcage just to Have another piece of Bruce’s soul and know her fingerprints are on it. I’m sorry I sound like a fucking nutcase right now I am just talking
DC Rarepair Rumble (Round 1, Part 13)
Dick Grayson/Talia al Ghul
Hal Jordan/Clark Kent
propaganda:
Omg a dicktalia enjoyer!! It's such a peak ship!! Batman fandom is lowkey too puritan to appreciate this ship but i'm so glad other people see the appeal.
Dicktalia hate sex that turns into "oh the other person really understands me huh" and then love. Or just a messy hate obsession there are so many layers!!
YOU GET ME YOU GET ME AAAAAAAAAAA
im so so soft for them falling in love after thinking they hate each other. going to each other under the guise of frustration, but really, the bed is just too cold without you... i hate you -> i should hate you -> i need you -> id move heaven and earth to stay by your side
also theyre really sexy together but that goes without saying
What do think about dick/talia
so Talia is one of those tricky characters for me where i read all the wrong content for her to begin with.so for the longest time i had a piss poor understanding of her and i'm still trying to. rectify that, Grant Morrison when i catch your ass-
but i do have a newfound love for her and i think she and Dick have an interesting relationship. bc they can't stand each other. so i do see the potential for shipping them! i wouldn't say it's a ship i seek out to would ever personally write, but if a fic/art/concept using the ship was top-notch, i would absolutely be into it.
bc there's a lot of fun stuff to play with for them. these two do not get along in canon and it always seems to be such a personal hatred, it's so funny. they dislike working together the rare times they do and tend to be at odds for the typical reasons you'd expect like morality and all. but they always seem to respect each other, which is the fun of it. i love an enemies to lovers situation that's rooted in respect. i think my favorite version of this ship would be the Pre-Crisis version, bc they just always seemed to have issues, usually fighting over Bruce. it's so antagonistic and i love that.
and of course, the fun of it is where Damian falls. because Talia and Dick are both parental to Damian, but clearly have wildly different opinions on what raising Damian should look like. so it'd cause interesting conflict if they were dating how they would be forced to find a middle ground and Damian's just. stuck in the middle. honestly Damian's reaction to their relationship could be fun in general, bc i do think it'd send him through all the stages of grief at once.
all in all, i think there's a ton of nuance that would make a really fun ship, whether you played it straight or took it in a dead dove direction. forcing these two together and seeing them slowly fall for each other is absolutely in character for both of them. tbh if Talia wasn't created to be Bruce's love interest, she and Dick probably would've kissed by now. they do always have an interesting tension when they're on page together. i could see Talia getting obsessed with Dick in a way- his purity, the way he's a virtuous light to the entirety of the hero community. how she would try to get him to see her side could be a lot of fun in a corruption kink sort of way. lots of potential for these two.
The Throuple Omegaverse Bat Clan AU
Ok so, I came up with this idea I really want to work with (ah, if only I could make something original out of it *sigh*) and then started thinking about it in Batman/BatFam context to create a new AU and @bluetalesoftheheart helped me bounce some ideas around (such a bad influence, gave me waaay too much encouragement).
I really want to write sooooo much for this AU but there’s so many angles I don’t know where to start.
Anyway, here’s an overview of the general universe, I want to know what people think (and hey, share your ideas, or send prompts if you want me to write small one-shots for this AU).
I might edit this a lot, I’m still in the brainstorming phase. I just need to know if people actually want this, if it needs to be a fic or stay in my little rare-pair shipping poly brain forever.
Batman Throuple Omegaverve AU
Warning: polyamory literally everywhere (that’s the point), a/b/o (obviously), mpreg implied, lot’s of different ot3 rare ships.
I’m focusing a lot on brudick, nightbatcat, talbrudick, etc, but you can just read this for the other angles and other ships of the universe if you don’t like these. Hell, you can just read for the Alfred part!
I think in one of your ask games you mentioned that you shipped dick and talia a little bit so how would that work out? I do love the idea of exploring their relationship though because they are very similar at the end of the day but still dislike each other
I'm not gonna lie, part of it is shallow LOL. I think they have chemistry and their belligerent tension is hot, plain and simple.
Like. Look at them.
It's fun to think about them finding the other attractive (and not even just for the looks) and being pissed as fuck about it + refusing to deal with it in any way whatsoever. Dick in particular, because I think his dislike is a bigger part of the dynamic than hers (Talia is often seemingly reacting to his hostility and I'm not sure how far she'd go if Dick had ever behaved normally about her LOL, outside those face-to-face encounters she doesn't seem to think about him much).
I don't really imagine it going beyond that, BUT I've wondered about maybe trying for something a bit more involved if I ever write my "what if Bruce was DEAD dead" AU (basically, doing my own thing with Final Crisis + taking it as an opportunity to tweak a lot of things in the al Ghul family, BFTC, the Crisis itself, et al). It would be utterly doomed and messed up and filled to the brim with transference issues and the Bruce shaped hole of it all. Which would be really really fun for me and deeply unromantic in just the way I like.