There was a really bad lightning storm last night so we were inside playing games and my little cousin says “we should play Simon says!” And my sister fucking said “Simon says go outside with a frying pan on your head”

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There was a really bad lightning storm last night so we were inside playing games and my little cousin says “we should play Simon says!” And my sister fucking said “Simon says go outside with a frying pan on your head”
Guess who got sprayed with champagne tonight?
This dumbass!!
This is the face of the bastard who climbed into my scooter, broke the zipper on my lunchbox, and tore through the ziplock just to eat half my peanut butter sandwich. That is the face of no regrets.
god i was sewing a patch onto my jacket today ( got about 1/5 done ) and my legs are so sore from sitting criss-cross for probably 2-3 hours
My day after watching the Justified season finale. 4pm- finish watching episode and roll off the couch and into the fetal position on the floor 6pm- move from said floor to my bedroom and proceed to wrap myself up with large blankets 9pm- wake up from my depressed catatonic state have a glass of Kentucky Bourbon and proceed to watch the very first episode again January is a long way off