An Ode to Lockdown Weight Gain.... 'Twas 8 weeks 'til Christmas, And all round the town, Ex-1:1 slimmers were starting to frown. 'Oh, why did I do it? Why did I lapse? I'll call my Consultant, and maybe, perhaps....' 'She'll welcome me back with a smile and her tape. She's just what I need to get back in shape!' Just then, from a distance, There came such a shout... 'Of course you can come back - of that there's no doubt!' 'My soups and my shakes are just what you need... to lose weight and get in that black dress with speed!' 'I can help! I can help! Just come back on plan! Back to smoothies and bars (the carbs we will ban)' 'Keep drinking the water and step on my scales, (I really don't mind that you slipped off the rails)' 'We'll start right away, I'll be strict, I confess, to help you get back in that little black dress!' 'Those pounds will soon vanish, I cannot deny it. So a huge welcome back to The 1:1 Diet! Written by @one2onedietjulieward ————————————————— I can now be your Consultant remotely wherever you are in the UK with video calls, messaging support and delivery direct to your door, I am just waiting for your call or message to get you started on your own journey to be your best self! ————————————————— #one2onediet #weightloss #weightlossshakes #dietshakes #vlcd #christmas #festive #littleblackdress #partytime #glamour #party #christmasparty #loseweightfast #lowcarb #lowcalorie #lowcaloriediet #barnsleyweightloss #sheffieldweightloss #barnsleybusiness #sheffieldbusiness #weightwatchers #slimmingworld #sheffieldbeauty #barnsleybeauty #barnsleymums #sheffieldmums #penistone #sheffield #barnsley (at The 1:1 Diet with Amy and Steve) https://www.instagram.com/p/CHHcz4ShO10/?igshid=1xmtdy2c62mj4
