OH GOD IT'S THIS BASTARD'S BIRTHDAY FUCK FUCK FUCK OH SHIT OH GOD FUCK PANIC IM SCARED HE SCARES ME anyways uhhhh ignore my screaming let's just jump into the world of Cardfight!! Vanguard to celebrate another birthday~! Everyone, say happy birthday to the man who loves JUSTICE, Kenji Mitsusada from Cardfight!! Vanguard!
Kenji Mitsuasda is one of the rivals introduced within the Cardfight!! Vanguard series and is another beloved character! He's a pro vanguard fighter who's always upholding the meaning of justice with the power of his friends and his trusty deck and ace unit, Daiyusha! Because of his headstrong love of justice and his caring nature, his friends often nickname him "Koutei" which can be translated as "Emperor"!
Personality wise, Koutei will always be a very friendly and caring man who loves justice throughout all iterations. He sincerely loves his teammates and, although dense, does his best to take care of them! He's always respecting his opponents and having fun with all of his cardfights, never being sad if he loses and always learning from his mistakes! He can be a bit airheaded though but that just adds to his charm!
Koutei is voiced by Kenji Akabane who's known for voicing Shigeo Chiarai from Komi Can't Communicate, Gamel and the Smilodon Dopant/Mick from KAMEN RIDER: memory of heroez, Shinichi Sakura from Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out!, Keiho Ishida from My First Girlfriend is a Gal, Xiahou Ba from the Dynasty Warriors series, Guido Mista from JoJo's Bizarre Adventures Part 5: Golden Wind, MInamoto Kyomaru from Touken Ranbu, Koji Kabuto from Super Robot Wars Z2, Sakuya Fujitaka from Senki Zesshou Symphogear, and so much more!
Koutei runs a Dimension Police Clan deck, hailing from the Star Gate Nation, a nation filled with aliens, robots, cyborgs, and a bunch of other science fiction stuff that provides an immense amount of security for the entire planet. The Dimension Police clan specifically are your usual tokusatsu stuff that you often see on TV like Power Rangers and Super Sentai cause the Dimension Police Clan is filled to the brim with police officers who uphold the justice on Planet Cray and arrest criminals! Their play style revolves around gaining BIG amounts of power! It doesn't matter how, they'll find a way to achieve 30,000 attack stats or more! Koutei runs the popular Dimensional Robo archetype, the main police force that vanguard players think of when Dimension Police is mentioned! With the power of his Dimensional Robos and his starting card named Goyusha, all of them can combine with the power of Trans-Dimensional, and with Koutei as their pilot, Goyusha combines with his friends to form Super Dimensional Robo, Daiyusha! Throughout the series, Daiyusha has gotten multiple upgrades, but we'll talk about the original which just allows Daiyusha to deal an extra damage to your opponent when he hits, but only if Daiyusha has 14,000 or more power. In general, all versions of Daiyusha are very simple and involve gaining power and an extra damage, but that's why we've gotta go even further BEYOND! By combining with his friends once more and performing Ultimate Dimensional Combine, Daiyusha levels up in order to become Koutei's most recognizable ace card, creating Ultimate Dimensional Robo, Great Daiyusha! Great Daiyusha follows up on the power gaining effects of Dimension Police by just...well...gaining more power. If you have the original Daiyusha, Great Daiyusha gains an extra +2,000 power! But if you have four or more damage, you can activate this skill! Daiyusha gains another +2,000 attack and deals an extra damage! With enough power, your opponent won't be able to guard ALL of your SUPER high powered attacks that reach 30,000 every turn!
Ah Koutei! VERY overrated ESPECIALLY THOSE FUCKING STUPID ASS ANNOYING DIMENSIONAL ROBOS I FUCKING HATE THEM I HATE THEM THEY'RE SO FUCKING SCARY HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK MAN OH GOD IM TERRIFIED
Long story short, Koutei and the Dimensional Robos bully me
You know how I said they're easily able to reach 30,000 or more attack power EVERY turn?
EVEN THOUGH I'M AN EXPERT PLAYER WHO'S GOT A PRETTY GOOD WIN STREAK, I STILL STRUGGLE AGAINST DIMENSION POLICE! ALSO THE KOUTEI AI IN THE VANGUARD GAME ME AND MY SISTER HAVE IS TERRIFYING! IT'S SO HARD FOR US BOTH TO BEAT HIM! Legit I'm TERRIFIED of them-! But still, I do have a soft spot for Koutei and the Dimensional Robos, especially Dailiner! Dailiner's probably my favorite but this isn't about him. Plus, Koutei is very sweet and the Dimensional Robos remind me of Gundam and Super Sentai/Power Ranger zords lol.
Anyways fuck Koutei I hope you and Daiyusha die alone /j
Happy fucking birthday Koutei I fucking hate you /j













