#dinahbarry

[what-if-i-imagine]

Len: On the bright side, I’m not addicted to crack cocaine.

Barry, very sleep deprived: On the downside you’re probably rich enough from heists to afford one.

Len, Diana and Oliver: ...

Dinah: One crack cocaine?

Barry: Shit-

Oliver: Hello Mr. Drug Dealer, yes I would like to purchase one crack cocaine.

Len: Will that be debit or credit?

Dinah: Actually I have a gift card!

[what-if-i-imagine]

Len: *kicks the door open holding Dinah with Oliver held up by one of his arms around him, all of them disheveled, slightly bloody, and out of breath*

Barry: What did you do?

Len: Nobody died!

Barry: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

[what-if-i-imagine]

[when Oliver isn’t home to do the grocery shopping]

Dinah: Okay! Mission number two, finding where the popcorn is!

Barry: Wait, what was mission number one?

Len: Fucking getting here Barry.

[what-if-i-imagine]

William, messing with his parents: Good response to being stabbed with a knife, go!

Dinah: Rude.

Oliver: That’s fair.

Barry: Not again!

Len: Are you going to want this back or can I keep it?

(Alternatively with their secondaries)

Felicity: Rude.

Tommy: That’s fair.

Eddie: Not again!

Mick: Are you going to want this back or can I keep it?

[what-if-i-imagine]

Black and Blue Christmas get too know my ship!

This is a out there OT4 @a-single-drop-of-ink and I came up with a wee or two ago and I’m hooked on it. This is a all a weird combination of their comic, Arrowverse, and Injustice 1&2 characterizations thrown together. Len’s age Gao with the others is cut in half because that big of age gaps makes me uncomfy.