#dirk genly

[platonichug]

PSA

THE ROWDY 3 HAVE BEEN BETTER BROTHERS/FRIENDS TO AMANDA IN 3 MONTHS THAN TODD HAS IN 24 YEARS

[accidentally-marvelous]

If Amanda and Martin had a baby, that child would have the coolest bunch of uncles and aunts. All the other Rowdies, Beast, Todd, Farah, DIRK, M O N A and of course one time Tina and Sherlock are visiting at the same time as Amanda and they become honorary aunt and uncle, and at some point they all have to go back to Wendimoor for Silas and Panto’s wedding so no one can babysit, they have to take the baby and the two princes fall in love with h**, too...

Imagine all the possibilities:

Dirk would cry the first time the baby calls for him (and of course he/she calls him Bibbit, because it’s easier than Dirk and he/she has heard Beast call him like that a lot, and Dirk is completely and totally okay with that); 

Vogel would definitely do the same, because his name is the child’s third word, right after Mama and Papa; 

The baby would have his/her own tiny leather jacket and also his/her own set of special abilities - what did you expect, being the child of a psychic vampire and a punk witchakookoo; 

Mona would turn into a soft toy for h** whenever Amanda and the Rowdies were visiting; 

Todd would be terrified the first time Amanda hands him his little nephew/niece because “what if I drop h**, Amanda, what if he/she starts crying” but his sister just rolls her eyes and keeps holding the baby towards him, so he eventually holds h** so very carefully and he/she looks at him for a moment and then reaches with h** tiny hand to touch his face and Todd just beams;

Bart, fresh outta Blackwing, swings by to tell Dirk he’s got nothing to worry about anymore, she dealt with it, and the baby is visiting so they’re all tense and protective (Bart is a little intimidating since she decided to just go straight to Dirk without changing her bloody clothes) but the second Bart opens her mouth to say whatever, the baby starts giggling. They’re all shocked and Bart is very confused. She eventually becomes an honorary aunt, too, and loves making the baby laugh in any way she can;

Monthly playdates with Silas and Panto’s baby - because of course Francis would make it possible for them to have one - alternately in Wendimoor and in Seattle. Amanda and Martin’s child being absolutely fascinated by the pink hair of Silas and Panto’s baby;

Tina being incredibly responsible when it comes to the baby, and it’s a surprise to everyone (minus Hobbs), until she shrugs and says: “That’s what my brother would have done”.

I just... have a lot of feelings about the gang dealing with a baby of their own. It would be everyone’s baby and it would be loved completely and without reserves from conception till the end of time.

[lesbroona]

Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency (2016--)

[lizzisgeek]

wing!AU

The reason Blackwing is called BlackWING is that the second person is given a project name, their wings turn black. Dirk spent the whole first night there crying, because no one could tell him if his wings will ever be rainbow again.

[platonichug]

The rowdy 3 are going to fuck shit up and I am here for it!! (Also how did they find spray paint in Wendimore???!????)

[platonichug]

TODD BROTZMAN IS NOT A GOOD PERSON BUT THAT DOSN’T MEAN HE’S NOT A GREAT CHARACTER AND WE CAN ALL STILL LOVE HIM

[platonichug]

I can’t believe Hobbs is dead! I loved him so much