I had a hilarious conversation with my wife via text today while she's at work. For context, yesterday I had one too many spoons and thought I could do anything I wanted to avoid the Trauma Thoughts°.
Me: I just spilled my drink on the bed twice now. >:(
Wife: Oh no :c time for new sheets
Me: Bleh. No spoons. But wet. I hate being -2 in dexterity.
Wife: Yucky that sucks.
-45 minutes go by-
Me: Okay. 1st round of laundry is in the wash. I noticed 2 more blankets afterwards that are wet and I currently do not care. If they make it into the dryer at some point, great; if they spontaneously combust and I don't have to get up an extra time to deal with them, even better. I put the new pillowcases on the bed and picked out new sheets. Am currently drinking a coffee and eating chips to make the pain in my hips better. Oh! I also moved the couch to plug the new charger into the wall for you. Am 💀 now. Pls send halp.
Wife: Wow. Please stay down now. You did great.
Me: I will at some point get up and change the sheets over to the dryer once they are done BECAUSE I have to take more pain meds. MAYBE at the same time, I will CONSIDER throwing in those two blankets into the washing machine. However, as that is not enough for a load, I will not run it. I will, however, CONSIDER putting the mattress protector and such back on the mattress once they are dry. It is doubtful. 😂