#disaster child

[safflowerseason]

Okay but why is River the floppiest runner

[hawkdisaster]

Me : Yeah, yeah, I love Ten.

Also me : *Obsessed with him.*

The Him I'm talking about :

[thephoenixandthecrocodile]

Rewatching Babylon Berlin as I (IMPATIENTLY) wait for Netflix to get its act together and give us season 4 and every time I rewatch it I actually grow fonder and fonder of Alfred Nyssen because he’s such a disaster and I’m eagerly waiting to see how he’s going to fuck up next.

[cigamfossertsim]

tim: its 5:51 am and let me tell you why we get up early SIKE cause i never went to bed early i accidentally took an adderal instead of a melatonin im a vampire *hisses loudly*

[julincantations]

BOLD what your muse can do. italicize what they can do to some extent.

REPOST, don’t reblog.

bake a cake from scratch But you shouldn't eat anything a witch gives you. Even if it's delicious. | ride a horse | drive a submarine | speak a second language | dance | catch a fish | play an instrument | throw a punch my girl is a badass hellspawn with magic and totally useless in a fight without it | build a deck | ice skate | roller skate | unclog a drain | program a computer | change a flat tire | fire a gun | sew | juggle | play poker | paint | fly a kite | sculpt | write poetry | change a diaper | sing | shoot a bow and arrow | ride a bike | swim | sail a boat | do a back flip | play chess | give cpr | pitch a tent | flirt | stitch a wound | read palms | use chopsticks | write in cursive | use an electrical drill | braid hair | make a campfire with magic | make a mixed drink | do sudoku puzzles | wrap a gift | give a good massage | jump start a car | roll their tongue | magic tricks She is great. It looks like real magic!! | do yoga | tie a tie Probably watched a bunch of youtube tutorials just in case so she is ready to help Tristan any day. | skip a rock | shuffle a deck of cards | read morse code | pick a lock Tagged by: @kingofthewebxxx Tagging: @lordofthestrix @fablewoven @kingmakercastle @ladamedemartel @ungraciousknight

[jeremysknoxes]

i got second hand embarrassment from this scene

[separatist-apologist]

Hello! I just finished reading your original work on Wordpress and I really liked it! Very intriguing yet sad. Mother/daughter stuff always gets me. Thank you for sharing it with us! I hope to read more of it in the future! 💕

I was just wondering if I should like, say something about this. Since you read it, do you think that format works? I know I am like, always talking about penis on this blog but this is wildly personal and I go back and forth between like, putting it here and just asking people to type in the password to read it there.

Also THANK YOU. I'm gonna post a new chapter each week!!

[mariekavanagh]

I have been attempting to get Important Work done for the last 15 minutes and Anakin has successfully removed almost every item from my desk one misjudged leap at a time.