#disaster queer

[crooked-wasteland]

OH MY GAWD I NEVER REALIZED MODO HAS GLITTER POLISH ON HIS TALONS I LOVE HIM!

[neopronouns]

flag id: the top left flag has 6 stripes which, in order, are dark red, red-orange, light yellow-orange, yellow-green, dark faded blue, and very dark purple-grey. the top right flag has 5 stripes which, in order, are red-orange, orange, very light grey, orangish-red, and dark red.

the bottom left flag has 5 stripes which, in order, are yellow-green, light yellow-green, very light grey, dull blue, and dark faded blue. the bottom right flag has 3 stripes, with the second being half the size of the rest. in order, they are orangish-red, very dark purple-grey, and dark faded blue. end id.

banner id: a 1500x150 teal banner with the words ‘please read my dni before interacting’ in large white text in the center. end id.

rainbow | lesbian gay man | bi

disaster flags for 🍒 anon! they're meant to look like fire, nuclear radiation, floodwater, etc. - literal disasters.

dni link

[modernwizard]

Reasons I love the Spymaster #61: Playing even more with gender!

Find my full series under the HELP I WUVS HIM tag or at the why I love Dhawan Master tag.

#61: Playing even more with gender!

In The Power of the Doctor, the Spymaster wears the Doctor's earring in a way that has caused fans around the world to swoon, but let's check out another example of his gender play in the same ep. Before he steals the Doctor's clothes, he defaces enhances 15 of Western art's most famous paintings for no other reason besides that of getting the Doctor's attention. Check out his alterations [from top to bottom] to Mona Lisa, American Gothic, and Girl with a Pearl Earring:

Yeah, he just stuck himself in Rasputin guise into each painting. Hilariously enough, it's not quite a self-insertion. He doesn't change the head hair and skin color of the original figures. He just pastes in the facial features and the beard. The ridiculously long and profuse beard accentuates the fakeness of the new faces and kind of makes it look like he put 🥸emojis on all the paintings.

Besides THE FREAKIN' SILLY BEARDS, the other thing that jumps out here is that the Spymaster pastes himself into portraits of women. Furthermore, when he has a choice of two characters to paste himself over, as in American Gothic, he deliberately chooses to paste himself in as the woman.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again. The Spymaster's gender doesn't fit into the masculine/feminine binary. It seems to be the same as the Thirteenth Doctor's, which is possibly "feral bastard" [#49] and/or "disaster queer" [#44]. Whatever his gender, it's flexible and includes a lot of room for play! >:}

P.S. Do you need MORE of the Spymaster in your life?

My most recent charity anthology, Gender Who?,features loads of Thirteen/Dhawan being their feral bastard selves and being happy!

If Masters in general are more your thing, you’re looking for Master Works, my first multimedia charity anthology about Master[s] + companion{s].

All proceeds from these two charity anthologies will go to Migrant Justice, a US-based nonprofit that aids migrant farm workers in political organizing.

And if, after all that, you still want more Spymaster…well, then you need help. And help is here!

Your Villain & You by modernwizard

What your favorite baddie reveals about your personality

Look who’s on the cover! How can you go wrong?! [This is a creative work of fiction intended solely for entertainment and parody. If you’re looking for self-help, it’s definitely not here.]

A humorous, sarcastic overview of the many personalities and faces of the universe’s most notorious supervillain, Your Villain & You invites you on a journey of wicked self-discovery. Choose the characters that you identify with the most, and then be amazed at what that reveals about your personality, childhood, style, gender, kinks, and more.

[soloragoldsun]

Watching “Wing It Like Witches” and, not to be dramatic, but I would die for Amity. She is my precious disaster dork daughter. You’re doing great, sweetie! Everything you do now is amazing!

[sundry-whovengerslocked]

Thank you

I had a whole thing written out, but the internet spazzed and tumblr ate my post so I'll try to keep it short and sweet. It was cheesy anyway 😂

Today I cut my hair short, nothing new. But it was the first time I've ever shaved my sideburns short. Doesn't seem like a big deal, I know. But as an afab person who recently came out online as genderqueer, it is for me.

A lot of people inspired me to take that next step, and I just want to say thank you.

Thank you to people like Harry Styles and Elliot Page, whose presence in my feed remind me to say "fuck you" to gender expectations.

Thank you to characters like Crowley from Good Omens and Loki from Marvel, who remind me that I can change every day but still be me.

Thank you to everyone who interacts with me when it comes to queer things, liking my posts and answering my asks, for example @worstloki and @stevekepttheoutfit . You guys make me feel seen.

And thank you to @gravityshifter9 , for listening to all my rants on gender even when you don't really relate to all of it! 😂🐭

Just overall, thank you guys. Thank you for helping me come to a place where I look at myself in the mirror and instead of just looking at what's wrong, I see this one new part of me that fits the puzzle - and brings me joy.

[almost-every-nhs]

[sweaterkittensahoy]

The Poe Dameron Attempted Hetero Society Has a Meeting

Disney: Okay, we need to make sure people know Poe Dameron is straight.

Writers: Got you.

Disney: It is super important we counter act Oscar Issac playing Poe as in love with Finn.

Writers: Uh-huh. We hear you.

Writers: Okay. What if we introduce a sexy lady.

Writers: Who never takes off her helmet.

Writers: But has a skin-tight jumpsuit so you know there are boobers.

Disney: With you so far.

Writers: And they have HISTORY.

Writers: And there's CHEMISTRY.

Disney: Uh-huh.

Writers: And he asks to KISS her.

Disney: Love--

Writers: And she says NO.

Disney: Huh?

Writers: And Poe flat-out accepts it. Because we wanna show he understands consent.

Disney: Yeah..okay. That could work.

Writers: Great. And we'll totally make his friendship with Finn completely straight. They'll only hug a couple of times, but they'll be manly hugs. MANLY.

Disney: Yeah. Like that.

Writers: And we'll have Poe silently ask the sexy lady if she wants to bone, and she'll shake her head no, and he'll shrug it off because he RESPECTS BOUNDARIES.

Disney: Yes. Yes. Good. Really show the social justice people we're not just writing this to appease the fuckboys.

Writers: And then Poe and Finn will have a final hug, but then Rey will be included so it's not gay.

Disney: Perfect. Thank you.

EVERY DISASTER QUEER IN THE AUDIENCE WATCHING POE STRIKE OUT WITH A PERSON SO OUT OF HIS LEAGUE WHILE STILL MAINTAINING CONSTANT CONTACT WITH FINN: oh look it me

[neiiiin]

Diego: “I told you to wait in the car.” Klaus: “Yeah, but you also told me that licking a nine-volt battery would give me pubes.”