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Military mail call at a French colonial disciplinary camp in El Mérada, Morocco

French vintage postcard

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There is a 57% chance that Donald Trump wrote this tweet himself.

This is tweet number 434 mentioning Russia from @realdonaldtrump -- 345 since inauguration. This is tweet number 242 mentioning the FBI from @realdonaldtrump -- 223 since inauguration.

Word probabilities: 25/74 (Trump/Staff) Time probabilities: 43/56 (Trump/Staff) Metadata probabilities: 80/19 (Trump/Staff) Posted at: Fri Dec 13 21:13:09 2019 EST [Link] Tweet Source: Twitter for iPhone

The most informative terms in this tweet were: fbi (Trump, 1.8:1), absolutely (Trump, 3.3:1), action (Other, 2.1:1), russia (Trump, 3.6:1), case (Trump, 4.2:1), despite (Trump, 3.1:1), nothing (Trump, 3.4:1), leadership (Other, 1.5:1), either (Trump, 1.4:1), corrupt (Other, 1.3:1)

A computer sees the following emotions in this tweet (NRC): {'sadness': 1, 'disgust': 2, 'anger': 3, 'trust': 1, 'negative': 4, 'fear': 4, 'anticipation': 2, 'positive': 2}

Grade level of this tweet (Flesch-Kincaid): 8.0

“The FBI declares in a court filing that it has absolutely no records of disciplinary action against any lawyers in Russia Fisa Case despite 17 acts of misconduct. There is nothing noble about their leadership. FISA Court appears to be either corrupt or incompetent.” @LouDobbs

-President Donald J. Trump

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Britain Demands FIFA Investigate Falklands War Banner

Britain Demands FIFA Investigate Banner, Hopes VAR Can Also Review the Falklands War FA Requests Formal Review, FIFA Requests Everyone Please Calm Down Britain has formally asked FIFA to investigate a controversial banner displayed during a recent match, while simultaneously floating — mostly in jest, though nobody in Whitehall will fully confirm this — whether the Video Assistant Referee system might also be repurposed to settle certain unresolved matters of 1980s geopolitics, on the grounds that VAR has proven remarkably good at reviewing things nobody thought needed reviewing. "If VAR can overturn a goal for a toenail offside," said one FA official, "surely it can offer a ruling on sovereignty." The comment was widely reported as a joke, then quietly not denied, then reported again as possibly not a joke, in what one columnist called a flag-rant abuse of the news cycle — a pun several editors initially rejected before ultimately, and somewhat reluctantly, running anyway. An Unlabelled Bit of Background The banner dispute itself follows a well-worn pattern in international football, where flags, chants, and displays occasionally stray from sport into far older disputes, prompting governing bodies to issue statements that are, technically, rulings, while functionally resembling a teacher confiscating a note passed in class without reading what it said. The Portmanteau Nobody Wanted Social media has already coined the term "Falklandball" to describe the ensuing row, a word that manages to trivialise both a football match and a war in a single, mildly horrifying stroke. Meanwhile, a radio host offered what may be the tournament's finest spoonerism, referring to the incident as "a fan of the blags," a phrase that, on reflection, several listeners agreed was funnier than intended and possibly funnier than the actual banner. The comedy circuit leapt on the sovereignty angle. "If VAR can rule out a goal for a toenail, surely it can settle sovereignty disputes. Thatcher's handbag was clearly over the line in 1982," said one comic. Another imagined the Foreign Office's submission: "They've submitted 400 hours of footage to FIFA. They're hoping for a retrospective red card for General Galtieri and a free kick just outside Port Stanley." Diplomatic Reaction, Such As It Is The Foreign Office has declined to comment on VAR's jurisdiction over historical territorial disputes, though one spokesperson did note, with the dry understatement of a Miranda Hart aside, "We've handled trickier requests. Not many, but some." Football pundits, for their part, have embraced the oxymoron at the heart of the story — a "friendly" international rivalry reviewed under the same slow-motion scrutiny usually reserved for handballs — while noting the obvious malapropism of calling any of this "routine," a word FIFA uses roughly the way most people use "fine" when they are not, in fact, fine. The Alliterative Headlines Write Themselves Tabloids have already settled on "Falklands Furore," "Banner Battle," and, from one particularly committed sub-editor, "VAR vs. History," a headline that somehow ran above the fold without a single follow-up question from the editor. What FIFA Actually Said FIFA's statement, when it eventually arrived, confirmed only that the banner "will be reviewed under existing disciplinary procedures," a sentence containing zero references to islands, penguins, or sovereignty, much to the disappointment of absolutely everyone. Bohiney.com has more on America's own tendency to drag Cold War disputes into unrelated sporting events, most recently a curling match. What The Funny People Are Saying... Fern Brady "Britain's asked FIFA to review the Falklands with VAR. Finally, a use for technology that makes sense. I've been saying for years we need slow-motion replays with dotted lines for colonial disputes. 'Margaret, your empire was clearly offside. Disallowed.'" Larry Dean "My gran doesn't understand VAR. I told her they're using it to review the Falklands War and she said, 'Can they review why your uncle never married Sheila while they're at it? That was a bigger disaster than 1982 and nobody's held an inquiry.'" Janine Harouni "The Foreign Office said they've handled trickier requests. Not many, but some. I grew up in Lebanon — our Foreign Office once tried to solve a power cut by sending a strongly worded fax to a generator. Britain asking FIFA to review a war is peak diplomatic energy. Very on brand." Glenn Moore "They've submitted 400 hours of footage to FIFA. That's longer than the actual war. By the time VAR reaches a decision we'll have had three more World Cups, another Brexit, and I'll still be explaining to my London friends that Glasgow isn't in England." Rob Auton "VAR. Video. Assistant. Referee. Three words. Video. Assistant. Referee. Britain wants it to review a war. A war. Wars don't have referees. Wars have... winners? Losers? Penguins? There were penguins in the Falklands. Penguins don't need VAR. Penguins just stand there. Looking. Judging. Better than VAR, probably." Auf Wiedersehen, amigo! IMAGE GALLERY Read the full article

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Britain Demands FIFA Investigate Falklands War Banner

Britain Demands FIFA Investigate Banner, Hopes VAR Can Also Review the Falklands War FA Requests Formal Review, FIFA Requests Everyone Please Calm Down Britain has formally asked FIFA to investigate a controversial banner displayed during a recent match, while simultaneously floating — mostly in jest, though nobody in Whitehall will fully confirm this — whether the Video Assistant Referee system might also be repurposed to settle certain unresolved matters of 1980s geopolitics, on the grounds that VAR has proven remarkably good at reviewing things nobody thought needed reviewing. "If VAR can overturn a goal for a toenail offside," said one FA official, "surely it can offer a ruling on sovereignty." The comment was widely reported as a joke, then quietly not denied, then reported again as possibly not a joke, in what one columnist called a flag-rant abuse of the news cycle — a pun several editors initially rejected before ultimately, and somewhat reluctantly, running anyway. An Unlabelled Bit of Background The banner dispute itself follows a well-worn pattern in international football, where flags, chants, and displays occasionally stray from sport into far older disputes, prompting governing bodies to issue statements that are, technically, rulings, while functionally resembling a teacher confiscating a note passed in class without reading what it said. The Portmanteau Nobody Wanted Social media has already coined the term "Falklandball" to describe the ensuing row, a word that manages to trivialise both a football match and a war in a single, mildly horrifying stroke. Meanwhile, a radio host offered what may be the tournament's finest spoonerism, referring to the incident as "a fan of the blags," a phrase that, on reflection, several listeners agreed was funnier than intended and possibly funnier than the actual banner. The comedy circuit leapt on the sovereignty angle. "If VAR can rule out a goal for a toenail, surely it can settle sovereignty disputes. Thatcher's handbag was clearly over the line in 1982," said one comic. Another imagined the Foreign Office's submission: "They've submitted 400 hours of footage to FIFA. They're hoping for a retrospective red card for General Galtieri and a free kick just outside Port Stanley." Diplomatic Reaction, Such As It Is The Foreign Office has declined to comment on VAR's jurisdiction over historical territorial disputes, though one spokesperson did note, with the dry understatement of a Miranda Hart aside, "We've handled trickier requests. Not many, but some." Football pundits, for their part, have embraced the oxymoron at the heart of the story — a "friendly" international rivalry reviewed under the same slow-motion scrutiny usually reserved for handballs — while noting the obvious malapropism of calling any of this "routine," a word FIFA uses roughly the way most people use "fine" when they are not, in fact, fine. The Alliterative Headlines Write Themselves Tabloids have already settled on "Falklands Furore," "Banner Battle," and, from one particularly committed sub-editor, "VAR vs. History," a headline that somehow ran above the fold without a single follow-up question from the editor. What FIFA Actually Said FIFA's statement, when it eventually arrived, confirmed only that the banner "will be reviewed under existing disciplinary procedures," a sentence containing zero references to islands, penguins, or sovereignty, much to the disappointment of absolutely everyone. Bohiney.com has more on America's own tendency to drag Cold War disputes into unrelated sporting events, most recently a curling match. What The Funny People Are Saying... Fern Brady "Britain's asked FIFA to review the Falklands with VAR. Finally, a use for technology that makes sense. I've been saying for years we need slow-motion replays with dotted lines for colonial disputes. 'Margaret, your empire was clearly offside. Disallowed.'" Larry Dean "My gran doesn't understand VAR. I told her they're using it to review the Falklands War and she said, 'Can they review why your uncle never married Sheila while they're at it? That was a bigger disaster than 1982 and nobody's held an inquiry.'" Janine Harouni "The Foreign Office said they've handled trickier requests. Not many, but some. I grew up in Lebanon — our Foreign Office once tried to solve a power cut by sending a strongly worded fax to a generator. Britain asking FIFA to review a war is peak diplomatic energy. Very on brand." Glenn Moore "They've submitted 400 hours of footage to FIFA. That's longer than the actual war. By the time VAR reaches a decision we'll have had three more World Cups, another Brexit, and I'll still be explaining to my London friends that Glasgow isn't in England." Rob Auton "VAR. Video. Assistant. Referee. Three words. Video. Assistant. Referee. Britain wants it to review a war. A war. Wars don't have referees. Wars have... winners? Losers? Penguins? There were penguins in the Falklands. Penguins don't need VAR. Penguins just stand there. Looking. Judging. Better than VAR, probably." Auf Wiedersehen, amigo! IMAGE GALLERY Read the full article

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Judge rebukes Trump and DOJ over IRS lawsuit, refers lawyer for disciplinary proceedings

A federal judge on Monday imposed professional penalties against lawyers representing President Trump in a civil lawsuit he brought against the IRS and harshly criticized the Justice Department for its handling of the case, concluding that the suit was brought for an “improper purpose.” CBS News legal contributor Jessica Levinson has more. Source link

Judge rebukes Trump and DOJ over IRS lawsuit, refers lawyer for disciplinary proceedings