#discworld polls

[longearedhare]

Which Discworld Protagonist most deserves to say the word "fuck"?

Rincewind

Tiffany Aching

Sam Vimes

Granny Weatherwax

Moist Von Lipwig

William de Worde

Polly Perks

Mort

Voting ended onAug 29, 2024

[birondragon]

if you got to discworld food or drink would you want to try

dwarf bread

"water" from Ankh River

Nanny Ogg (championship variety)

Horace the Cheese

Special Sheep Liniment

Knuckle Sandwich

Dish of Glistening Crunchy Orange Stuff

Distressed Pudding

Sausage inna bun

Trucklement's Yummy Assortment

Voting ended onFeb 6, 2023

[longearedhare]

As a follow-up to my previous poll,

Which member of the Ankh-Morpork City watch (other than Vimes) most deserves to say the word “fuck”?

Nobby Nobbs

Fred Colon

Angua von Ubervald

Carrot Ironfounderson

Detritus

Cheery Littlebottom

Visit-the-Infidel

Sally von Humpeding

Buggy

Lady Sybil (honorary member)

Reg Shoe

Wee Mad Arthur

Voting ended onSep 2, 2024

[longearedhare]

WORST workplace in Ankh-Morpork GO

The Palace

Harry King’s compound

Unseen University

The Post Office

Clacks tower

The Golem Trust

The Ankh-Morpork Times

City Watch

Guild of Fools

Guild of Assassins

Other/In the Tags/Where is Ankh-Morpork

Voting ended onSep 3, 2024

Personally I think it’s the Palace, the other bosses might be bad but unlike Vetinari, they probably don’t know all of your secrets. Second to that i would say the Times because then William de Worde is employing you and there’s not much lower you can be

[birondragon]

which witch are you?

Tiffany Aching

Esmerelda Weatherwax

Gytha Ogg

Magrat Garlick

Agnes Nitt

Petulia Gristle

Miss Tick

Annagramma Hawkin

Sarah "Granny" Aching

Geoffrey Swivel

Voting ended onFeb 9, 2023