#disney post

[beautifulphoenixchild]

[zaramel23]

Pot 🤝 Kettle

Mother Gothel (the outside world is a horrible and dangerous place filled with cruel, selfish people. You [Rapunzel] must stay in here where it's safe)

meet

Claude Frollo (Remember Quasimodo, you are deformed, and you are ugly. And these are crimes for which the world has little pity. I am your only friend, your one defender. How can I protect you unless you obey and stay in here)

The monsters are outside 🤝 you, the monster, must stay inside

[gottaeattolivegottastealtoeat]

So, a while back, I bought this fun and lovely little book(Copyright 2020 so it's only five years old).

It's called "Disney's Who's Who An A to Z of Disney Characters". Posting the rest under a read more to shorten this post slightly-

For one thing, it's really funny to see Maleficwnt and Hercules right next to each other on the cover. And Yzma and Jasmine next to each other. Pls help. XD

Anyway, so... this book has tiny random facts about some of the characters in it and I'm just-

I don't know why the pic ended up sideways. Guess my camera turned. XD

But this little factoid blurb says that Jasmine herself says she learned how to ride a horse before she could walk!!! I don't know exactly how that's intended to come across, but I see it able to be thought about in two different ways.

1. Either she was so spoiled by her overprotective daddy that she learned horseback riding before walking. Albeit this only half makes sense since one can also get hurt riding horses, and arguably hurt worse riding horses than walking.

2. The theory that makes more sense: This adventurous little tot was so fuckin' smart and precocious that before she ever put two feet to the ground, she just immediately hopped the fuck on horseback and was learning how to ride before she could walk. Which, technically that would've made walking easier for her because you need HELLA leg strength and core strength to ride a horse. Like, Jasmine would have had absolutely NO trouble walking after learning to ride a horse.

The second little "Did You Know" factoid says that though the exact date is unclear, Jasmine was born sometime in February, because the movie takes place shortly before her birthday. Apparently, she probably had her birthday DURING the movie because Chinese New Year is usually observed in February and it looks like Chinese New Year is happening when they stop in China after "A Whole New World".

I just love things being canonized and clarified on. It can be really fun!!

[lateforcakes]

yeah old disney movies are poorly paced and have a lot of serious issues but have you considered how Fucking Magical the random-choral-singing-as-narration truly is

[asexualone]

ARO CULTURE IS:

Loving the hug in Tangled more than the kiss. Observe: The Kiss

Meanwhile

THE HUG!! uwuwuwuwu

This is solely my opinion, but doesn't the kiss seem "forced" for lack of a better word? It's probably my aromantism speaking, but I think it looks awkward and unnatural.

But the hug oof (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)

The way Rapunzel tightens her grip and Eugene closes his eyes because they were both so scared of loosing each other. For a few seconds nothing matters to either of them, except for that tight contact.

Then they kiss and the moment is gone (for me at least)

Kissing isn't the ultimate best way to portray romantic love is what I'm trying to say

[fandomgoddess]

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[galaxygalthemess]

ok wierd thing but im thinkin about sleeping beauty. can we just apreciate philips father for a quick sec? philip said'yo im not marrying the princess i fell in love, peace," and while his father didnt like it, he was still ready to call off the engagement?