#dissapoint

[robylovi]

also shoutout to that waiter that asked my aunt if I was the artist of the art exhibition ahe was hosting bc I was making messy ass ppl sketches to not have to socialize, you’re an icon

[programmer-waifu]

I made a new meme:

When you are looking for t4t but only get cis dudes in your dms

[lakshleeping]

There is nothing I can do for them that someone else can't, if it wasn't me it would be someone else they'd be loving at first glance.

I am not the right person or the ideal person, I am just someone they met through mischance.

[lovesquotes333]

[crimsonletter]

Can we just normalize breaking down over the library of Alexandria ? That stuff hurts deep ngl

[imagine-loki]

Imagine Loki getting the bright idea to get involved in all the Christmas festivities by making a batch of traditional glögg. “You’ll love it, (Name). I just know it!”

You nod dumbly as he gathers all his ingredients. No wife wants to disappoint her husband, but... well, you sort of wish you could stop him without hurting his feelings.

Or spoiling an upcoming surprise.

“I bet I would! It’s just... maybe I should, y’know, not drink? At least for a bit?”

“Not drink? I’ve never heard you say no to wine!” He plops a cinnamon stick into the gigantic carboy in the kitchen. “And how long is ‘a bit,’ anyway?”

“Oh...” Here goes. “Nine months?”

“Hm.” Loki takes a whiff of the concoction so far. Likely not paying attention.

You stare. You wait.

His green eyes fly open in realization at what you just said. “... Nine months?”

Time passes, and Loki’s project is finished.

“Glögg for me, and hot chocolate for my queen.”

“You’re the best.” Your hot chocolate tastes wonderful, but the glögg in Loki’s cup smells like it’s to die for.

“Is everything alright, my love?”

“Peachy. Hey, take a sip of your glögg and then kiss me.”

[charmspoint]

HAHA I GOCHU xD

Damn i was hoping for a kitty ;-;

[juneberrymongering]

Ordered new gamecube remotes from the internet and they were supposed to be light blue and dark purple but they turned out to be dark blue and light purple ://