all these hullabaloo about the billionaire death capsule reminds of last year when a local (Mexican) entrepreneur suddenly died at her home, and it was all tragic and such until it was revealed how she died.
You see, this woman created a religious brand for kids based on the Virgin Mary, obviously to appeal to the more conservative people here, it's the tackiest shit you'll ever see, and for a while in the 2000's it was *inescapable*. It's called "Distroller", look it up.
Well, coming back to her sudden passing, she died when she fell off her couch. How so? Well, the tacky shit wasn't limited to her stupid Catholic brand; her home decor was extra as fuck, including a god-damned couch elevator.
Yeah, she had a couch that could lift itself to the second floor, for some reason. And, obviously, this is a couch elevator that lacked any safety measures, like seatbelts, or anything to break your fall in case you slip. Which she apparently did, although the version going around was that she fell asleep on the couch, it somehow got up in the air, and she fell head first from the second floor.
And yeah, the whole "don't make fun of this hilarious death" cycle happened as well, but come on. She fell from her elevator couch. Pretty sure the Virgin Mary received her with open arms after proselytizing for years.
I live for these stories, guys.
