Ruby: (Yawns) I think she's finally asleep... Told ya tonight wasn't going to be so bad, Ja-
Ruby: You used your aura to cushion your steps. I should've known it was too good to be true.
Ruby: (Hops out of bed, Walks to living room)
Jaune: (Sitting with baby in lap) Please don't be mad at me.
Lancaster Baby: (Coos)
Ruby: (Sighs) Jaune, we've talked about this. Just because she cries doesn't mean you can run in and be her hero. She's going to start thinking that every time she cries, she gets to watch her favorite...
Ruby: (Sees Pumpkin Pete on TV) ...show.
Jaune: Whenever I was upset, I'd watch Pumpkin Pete. I'll put her to sleep; you can go to bed.
Ruby: No, because I am not going to risk waking up to find you sleeping in her crib with her for the umpteenth time. Now hand her over.
Ruby: Pillows! I was changing her diaper! Now get back to bed!
01:06 AM
Ruby: I know this is hard to hear her cry and do nothing, but this is something we have to do as parents. Besides, even if there was anything dangerous, we would know from any of the other monitors around the house.
Jaune: You're right, Ruby. The monitors may not be showing us anything dangerous, but... (Jump out bed) I NEVER DID TRUST TECHNOLOGY! I KNOW MY LITTLE GIRL NEEDS ME!
Ruby: (Tackles Jaune) Dammit, Jaune! She's going to be stronger for this and learn to sleep on her own!
Jaune: (Pushing off the ground) Maybe, but who says it has to be tonight?!
Ruby: (Shoved off, Barrier tossed) Oh, are you serious?!
Ruby: (Sees smokescreen) AND a smoke grenade?! You are taking this way too far, Jaune!
Jaune: Shit, this is too much smoke... I need to turn on the light...
Nurse: It looks like she's waking up. She might be a little loopy from the anesthesia.
Jaune: (Comes into view)
Nurse: I'll be right back with her doctor.
Jaune: Hey, how ya feelin'?
Nora: ...
Jaune: We're at the hospital. You had to get surgery. Your appendix bursted while we were out on patrol. Gave us a pretty bad scare.
Nora: Hey, handsome... Is that my jacket? It looks good on you... If you want it, you can have it. It looks really cute on you. You look really cute in it.
Jaune: (Thinking) Wow, she's really out of it.
Nora: Sorry... You're just so cute... I have a crush on you... I really like you... I love you... I should stop talking...
Jaune: She's so cute~!
Jaune: (Kisses her)
Nora: (Wide-eyed) The... The cute boy kissed me... My first kiss is with someone so cute...
Jaune: (Sighs) Nora, I'm your boyfriend. Also, that wasn't your first kiss.
Yang: Looks like both of our kids lost a tooth this week. They grow up so fast, huh?
Yang: So, has Thrum been visited by the Tooth Fairy yet~?
Nora: About that...
Nora: Thrum actually lost her tooth three days before we knew about it. She hid it under her pillow and checked it every morning. Then she finally told Jaune about it and, well, she found the lien he put under her pillow. That's when she confronted us with the evidence, calling us both liars. (Sighs) She's way too smart for her age...
Yang: Well, it's not like that's really a bad thing, right? Still, does that mean no more Spring Hare or Red Man?
Nora: (Shakes head) No, she hasn't thought that far ahead yet. Right now, we're trying to tell her not to tell other kids-
Tai: WAAAAAAAAAAAH~! THERE'S NO TOOTH FAIRY~! MAMA AND PAPA ARE LIAAARS~!
Nora: THRUM!
Thrum: I refuse to lie to Tai Ren like you've lied to us our whole lives!
