DuPont School for Monstrous Youths- Some More Student-Enforced Dorm Rules
These were so much fun that I had to do more. As always, credit to @artzychic27 and @imsparky2002!
Buff Squad™️, If you are going to do a group flexing session, please make sure your partners are somewhere they can land softly if they swoon. Seriously, Simon almost got a concussion last time.
Related to the above, taking pictures of or openly expressing interest in the Buff Squad™️ is discouraged. (Their partners may have reputations as ‘nice’, but they will MAIM you.)
When Jean is performing and asks for requests, submitting the name of an opera is not funny. It’s inconsiderate and rude.
Stop trying to toast marshmallows over Lacey’s head while she’s sleeping! At the very least it’s unsanitary.
Unless you have the clearance for using it medically or for anxiety reasons, stop asking Mylene to grow you Weed.
Also, unless you want to deal with a VERY angry yeti, stop jumping out to scare her with hedge clippers/Weed eaters/pesticide sprayers etc.
If you draw out your ‘s’es when you talk to make fun of Alix, she WILL punt you. (Same with Austin A)
As funny as it was, Nino, assigning everyone theme songs to play when they walked in the dorm was unnecessary.
Please be mindful not to step on Chloe and Zoe’s scarabs. Seriously, those are like their children.
Yes, Cosette has participated in rodeos in the past. No, they don’t want to talk about it.
Ivan, Simon, Max, and Jean would like to request that people stop making fun of their accents.
Whoever switched Ondine’s moisturizer out with tartar sauce will PAY.
For the love of all that’s holy, STOP stealing Austin T’s scythe! If you touch the blade, you DIE.
Whoever changed the theme music on Alya’s blog to ‘Ghostbusters’: Not. Cool.
Look, just because that's her screen name in the group chat doesn't mean Kagami will grant you a wish if you throw seven balls at her. Stop it.
If you need Kim’s attention, go up and tap him. Any and all dog whistles will be broken by Ondine, along with your spine.
Not everyone appreciates puns based on their monster species.
Whoever thought it was funny to chase Reshma with a vacuum cleaner, Ismael would like to inform you that that mask won’t protect you forever.
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