A quick translation:
Dude: OK, guys, letβs assign the disasters. Hum, tsunami. Who wants the tsunami?
2004: Yeah, Iβll have the tsunami.
Dude: OK, 2004 has the tsunami. 2012, do you still want the asteroid?
2012: Nah, no need.
Dude: Cool, letβs schedule that for 2030. OK, 2020, I have-
2020: FIRES.
Dude: OK, we can do fires, no problem-
2020: NUCLEAR TENSION.
Dude: Fires and⦠nuclear tension?
2020: PANDEMIC.
Dude: 2020, you canβt just- just have EVERYTHING-
2020: KOBE BRYANT DIES IN A HELICOPTER ACCIDENT.
1986: Wh-whoβs Kobe Bryant?
1347: Heli-what?
Dude: So, youβre asking for fires, nuclear tension, a pandemic AND the death of basketball legend in your year!?
2020: TILL MARCH.
Dude: Cβmon. Guys, help me with this.
1986: I would say something, but⦠CHERNOBYL! Oops, am I right?
2014: At least you still have the twin towers.
2000: Wait, what do you mean?
1347: I agree that 2020 is pushing it-
1945: YOUβRE LITERALLY- Youβre the high point of the Bubonic plague!
1347: Oh, much apologies, Sir TWO ATONIC BOMBS!
1945: Itβs ATOMIC, you f*ing medieval-
1347: Who are you calling medieval, G.I. Joe. Go play with your-
1945: Here we go again-
2000: Now, seriously, what-
1: Yβall want BREAD?!
1347, with a funny accent: Look at me! I have ME.DI.CI.NE.
