#doublewbrothers

[howlingday]

Plans Are Useless

Weiss: RUBY! I need you to look after the dorm for five minutes! Can you do that? FOR FIVE MINUTES?

Ruby: You can count on me, Weiss!

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4 Minutes Later...

Weiss: (Evicted, Wearing a potato bag)

Ruby: (Evicted) Er, okay, so, that didn't go to plan... But, hey! I've got just the thing to help!

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Weiss: (In prison)

Ruby: Okay, okay, so the last plan didn't work, buuuuuuuuuut-

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Weiss: (In prison)

Ruby: (In prison) Okay, so-

Weiss: NO! No more, Ruby Rose! From now on, I will be taking the lead on this plan.

Ruby: Aw! But why?

Weiss: Because there's no way in Remnant that anything I come up with will put us anywhere worse than where we are now!

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HERE LIES RUBY ROSE HERE LIES WEISS SCHNEE

Ruby: Huh. When you're right, Weiss, you're right! Thanks to that new law enforced by Atlas, tombstone sales are through the ROOF!

Weiss: Less talking, more engraving!

Jaune: (Runs up to front of the line) I'LL TAKE TWELVE!

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Ren: Can't you use normal weights like a normal person?

Jaune: (Benching 12-tombstones of weight) No!

Nora: Are you serious?

Jaune: DEAD SERIOUS!

[mediumsizetex]

Tiny Apple Dance by doubleWbrothers

Apples For Applejack

[anonthesup]

Yeah, this is a cropped image from the comic “Luna Land” that my favorite mlp artist doublewbrothers has made! They’re great at comics.

[aardwolfpack]

By the Double W Brothers.

[howlingday]

Taiyang: Ruby, you were a very good girl today. No oopsies in the house and no ouchies for Daddy or Yang! You've earned yourself A COOKIE~!

Ruby: YAY~! Can I have kissies, Daddy~?

Taiyang: Uh... Sure... Just wait until Daddy gets his chainmail lip cover.

Taiyang: Huh?

Taiyang: GOOD LORD! THERE'S A GRIMM ASTEROID OUTSIDE! WE'RE DOOMED! DOOOOMED!

Ruby: (Eyes flash, Meteor annihilated)

Taiyang: Ruby... You just saved the entire world... And I always thought you'd be the one to end it...

Taiyang: Now you've earned THREE COOKIES~!

Ruby: YAY~!

[howlingday]

Jaune: (Dressed up as Superman) Alright, Adrian! You ready to go trick... or... What is he wearing?

Saphron: (Dressed as Wonder Woman) Hah... He said he wanted to go as his favorite character from your stories...

Adrian: (Face painted white, White curly wig, Black robe)

Jaune: I never told him about fighting Salem.

Adrian: (Grinning)

Saphron: He says he wants to be just like her when he blows up.

Jaune: Don't you mean "grows up"?

Adrian: (Makes blasting sounds, Waves hand)

Jaune: (Sighs) Well... At least it's not Tyrian.

[howlingday]

Yang & Neo: Besties

Neo: (Via text) You have pretty hair

Yang: Thanks! I can make it catch on fire. What can you do?

Neo: This~!

Neo: (Turns into Yang)

Yang: Whoa~! Let's prank Ruby!

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Yang: Hey, Ruby, check it out~!

Ruby: Huh? WHOA! Two Yangs?! Hm... But that won't trick me. I obviously can tell this is- YEOWCH!

Ruby: (Turns away, Blows on hand) Very funny... But this time, I know for sure that you're- OWOWOW~!

Yang: We switched places when you weren't looking~!

[howlingday]

Junior: Sorry, folks! We're outta booze, what with that Atlas embargo goin' on!

Crowd: (Jeers)

Yang: Aw! No booze again?! If this keeps up, I'll have to give up drinking altogether!

(/): Yay~!

Yang: HEY! SHUT UP, LIVER! (Punches, Groans) Owie... My liver hurts...si