Aug 4, 2020
When you at a beach party & that DPS queue FINALLY pops.
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When you at a beach party & that DPS queue FINALLY pops.
Stormblood trailer gang!!
[7:42][1]<Mael Archevauliere> that feeling when you are 54 min in the queue but you don't want to get up to poop because it might pop and you were there for almost one hour [7:43][1]<Mael Archevauliere> #dps-problems
The planets have aligned, the end is coming. DPS is in need.
The DPS lifestyle
DPS Queue be Like...
Duty Finder: Average wait - 20 minutes
Me: Okay, I can get a coffee, maybe some lunch, cure cancer, save some kids from a burning orphanage...
GUYS IT’S HAPPENING AGAIN.
I’M SCARED.
*frantic clicking*
FF14 Folks; Ever sign up for a duty and then craft/gather while you wait for it?
...Do you also picture your character frantically trying to change clothes when it pops up, like a kid who’s late for school? Tripping over their own pants, hopping on one foot trying to get their shoes on, trying to jam their shirt on only to realize they’ve been trying to put their head through a sleeve hole, asymmetrically buttoning up their jacket, all while cursing like a Lominsan longshoreman?
Because I do. And I love it.