Talk Nerdy to Me - Henry Loomis x GN!Reader
Word Count ~ 1757 Warnings: Blowjob (m!receiving), orgasm denial Notes: MDNI
Dr. Henry Loomis was many things: a summa cum laude graduate, student of the renowned Alan Grant, museum exhibition manager, and briefly an advisor to Parker-Genix. He’d made it through a Spinosaurus-Mosasaurus ambush, touched a Titanosaurus, nearly been pecked to death by a Quetzalcoatlus, fallen from a cliff, and been chased by mutant dinosaurs that shouldn’t have existed. Three spec-ops (they were totally mercenaries) had died on that island mission, yet he’d survived and kept his glasses intact. And after all that… he was pretty sure his partner was gonna be the death of him.
“You want me to what?” he squeaked, feeling the tips of his ears heat up.
Down on the ground, you were perched comfortably between Henry’s legs, eyelashes fluttering anything but innocently. Your cheek rested on his thigh so casually that one would think you belonged there (you did, and you’d swear that under oath).
“You heard me, Loomis,” you cooed, lips twisting into what could only be described as a Cheshire Cat grin. “Talk nerdy to me.”
The paleontologist blinked owlishly from behind his round spectacles. Part of him was wondering if he’d gotten concussed during the fall on that island and was just now starting to feel the effects. Definitely possible, since he totally should’ve.
It wasn’t that Henry had never been propositioned before–look at the man. Who wouldn’t want to climb all 5’11” (180.34 cm, since he’s a man of science) like a tree? No, it was more so that his current partner was just fucking insane.
When he’d first met you, the first words out of your mouth were, “Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.” He was just a man, a man at work who nearly dropped his clipboard out of sheer shock. But maybe he was a bit insane as well, since soon he was your boyfriend, or as you called him, “paleo boy”.
Which brings us back to the present.
“I assume that means you want me to talk about dinosaurs, but… do you have to be between my legs while I do it?” he asked, feeling a warmth more intense than the one in his ears start to pool in his gut. The current sight of you was very suggestive, but he had no clue if you were just being yourself or being yourself + horny. It was always a toss-up.
“Henryyyy, that’s the whole point,” you drawled, eyeing the bulge in his slacks. There had been less hunger radiating off the mutant dinosaurs that tried to eat him.
The bespeckled man pulled out his can of Altoids and shoved some in his mouth. Despite the icy coolness of the mints, his groin still felt like it was throbbing with heat. “Go ahead,” he groaned after he finished crunching the little white candies.
That was all you needed to hear, hands making quick work of Henry’s belt. There was an audible hitch in his throat as his boxers were exposed, including the little wet patch from his pre-cum. “Call me a paleontologist as well, because I’m about to unearth this bone,” you said with a laugh, tossing his pants aside.
“Why do I love y–f-fuuuuck…” As soon as you coaxed his cock out and wrapped your lips around the blushing tip, he was melting like butter. Blunt nails dug into the couch cushions, gripping onto them like he’d done with the cliff ledge.
You just smiled and pulled off, kissing the pearly drop of pre that was already beading up again. “C’mon, paleo boy,” you crooned, spitting a dollop of saliva onto your hand so you could work his aching shaft. “Asked you to talk nerdy to me. If you don’t, I’ll stop.”
For a moment, he just stared at you, slack-jawed, like you were an angel, the devil, or both. “Fine,” he gasped out, knowing you weren’t bluffing about blue-balling him. Another moan bubbled in the back of his throat as your wrist twisted ever so slightly. “What ngh period?”
“Hmm…” An absent-minded hum vibrated through you as you mulled over your three options. All the while, your hand languidly pumped up and down, filling the living room with slick, lewd noises. It was just enough to make Henry’s nerves tingle, but not sufficient to bring him closer to release. “How about Cretaceous?”
When your hand started to slow down even more, he blurted out, “Pachycephalosaurus.” As a reward, you dragged your tongue up one of the yummy-looking veins that adorned his cock, dragging a deep, shuddering moan from the depths of his soul. “I-it’s a herbivorous ah ornithiscian that lived about seventy million years ago.”
Now that Henry was getting started, so could the real fun. His hips jumped when you suddenly took the tip back into your warm, wet mouth, suckling oh-so sinfully. “Back in the 1870s, Joe–god, please more,” he whimpered, resisting the urge to push more of his length between your slick, accommodating lips. His restraint was laudable, but his begging, however cute, didn’t sound like an info dump. Slowly, you started to draw your head back, much to his despair.
“I’m sorry, I’m sorry,” the brown-eyed man whined, trying desperately to recollect his thoughts, which was hard, considering you seemed to be trying to suck them straight out of his dick. “Back in the hngh 1870s, Joseph Leidy named a taxon Tylosteus ornatus because of a bone fragment that he mmm thought was reptile armor. That bone f-fragment was later determined to be part of a Pachycephalosaurus’s skull–the squamosal part, to be specific. Please keep on going.”
Much better. Your tongue swirled around his weeping tip, teasing at the leaking hole until his honeyed moans were coming out in full force. And it was beautiful because Henry Loomis moaned like a whore. His lashes fluttered behind his glasses, and his tendons tensed deliciously in his neck as he practically sobbed something about Stygimoloch spinifer, Dracorex hogwartsia, and potential juvenile skulls. In return, you took more of him, hollowing your cheeks until his hips were bucking softly.
Henry tried–he really did–to keep rattling off the factoids that he’d spend hundreds upon hundreds of hours researching, but he was just sooo helpless to the pleasure that you sent tearing through him. The moment words turned to just moans, you were off of his dick, letting it slap against the slutty, little sweater he’d worn to work that day.
He looked like he was going to cry.
“Henry, Henry,” you tutted, giving him a look of faux disappointment. He met your gaze, pupils blown wide and chest heaving in shallow, little pants. Sweat lined his hairline, trickling slowly down to his jaw. Yummy. “You were doing so well. Don’t tell me you don’t want to cum.”
An honest to god whine reverberated from the back of his throat.
“I do! I’m trying so hard, love,” he groaned, words coming out slurred. The poor man knew that if he didn’t get himself together, he’d be having a sad, not as sexy date with his hand tonight. “Just one more chance. I’ll be good. I’ll be so, so good.”
Who could say no to that?
Your hands braced on the paleontologist’s thighs, giving them an indulgent squeeze. “Hope that brain of yours keeps up this time,” was all you said before finally taking him wholly into your mouth.
For a brief moment, Henry couldn’t breathe. All he could discern was the rush of heat that spread from his cock to the rest of his body until he felt feverish. When his vision cleared, he saw you with hearts in your eyes and your nose buried in his trimmed pubes. It was the most exquisite thing he’d ever seen, more so than the wild Titanosauruses.
“Kingdom: animalia. Phylum: chor–oh my goddd–chordata,” he choked out, defaulting to rambling scientific classification. Remembering history was too big of an ask at the moment. “Cl-clade: dinosauria, ornithiiiiscia… pachycephalosauri–hahh.”
As Henry struggled through family, tribe, and genus, you began to bob your head, mixing the sloppy noise of your mouth gliding up and down his shaft with his symphony of moans. He was shaking now, eyes glossy with pleasured tears, and glasses crooked on his nose. Whatever facts he was spewing from his lips were random streams of consciousness at this point, because he would probably perish on the spot if you stopped. And this wasn’t a riverbed with silt.
Pleased, you continued your torturous ministrations, removing one hand from his tensed thighs to gently fondle his taut balls. That was his undoing. Henry practically wept, “The only d-definitive type species is the P. wyomingensis! Shit! Cumminggg…”
You felt his cock twitch once, then twice in your mouth, releasing sporadic spurts of his cum while he cradled your cheeks with the same care he’d use with an excavated fossil, whimpering something delirious. God, he was a vision, dark hair mussed with sweat and head tipped back in ecstasy.
“F-fuckkkk, I love you,” Henry mumbled in his blissed out state, finally regaining some coherency. His head weakly tilted forward, witnessing you as you drew off with a soft pop and swallowed down his essence. You were too damn hot for your own good.
Smiling, you pushed yourself to your feet and kissed his bearded jaw before going over to the kitchen and getting two glasses of water. When you returned, Henry’s hands were trembling, so you held the cup for him as he drank in greedy gulps.
“So sweet,” he said breathlessly, pulling you into his side as soon as his cup was set aside. “You're perfect.” The light scratch of his scruff as he rubbed his cheek against your shoulder made you laugh fondly.
“You make it sound like we’re done here,” you purred, carding your fingers through his dark, damp locks. “Once you recover, we’re doing this again, but this time, I’m going to ride you.”
In an instant, the sleepy post-oral haze was gone. Desire was once again stoked in his core, the sensation completely at odds with the logical part of his brain, which was screaming that he couldn’t survive this ordeal again. “Y-you’re going to what?” he stammered.
A lazy grin just graced your lips as you grabbed his pants from the coffee table (he hadn’t even noticed them landing there), then pulled out his Altoids, popping one in your mouth. “Love you,” you giggled, pulling Henry into a kiss. ‘Definitely the devil,’ he thought to himself while your tongue gently pushed the candy into his mouth. ‘But I still love them.’
A/N: Thank you for reading!
And ty to @swimmingnightcolor, who made me wanna write faster. I wrote this as fast as I could (which is not fast for most, but it is for me)
And another ty to @inadreamgirl. When I stumbled upon their post and saw that their vision aligned with mine, I knew I had to write this.












