Everything that Everyone is Not Allowed to Do at the Foundation
(Open for additions with your own characters/other people’s characters)
1. Dr. Reed is not allowed to put SCP-513-1 in charge of any of her duties when she is absent.
2. SCP-513-1 is NOT to be referred to as:
- A handyman
- Handsome
- A creepy [EXPLETIVE REDACTED]
3. Dr. Reed may not introduce SCP-513 as “the instant cure for loneliness” to new personnel and attempt to release it from containment.
4. SCP-513 is not and never will be in any kind of “SCP Marching Band” because, even if that did exist, just…no.
5. Dr. Reed is not to convince anyone that SCP-513-1 is taking videos of them in the shower.
6. No matter how many times you may ask, Dr. Reed, we are not giving SCP-513-1 a name other than its designated item number.
- Or SCP-513.
- Or SCP-173.
- Or any other SCP.
7. Dr. Reed is not allowed to introduce SCP-513 to SCP-038 to “give -1 some new friends.”
8. Playing a recording of a bell ringing in a room full of personnel was never funny, not even if you say SCP-513-1 thinks so.
9. SCP-513-1 is not Dr. Reed’s “invisible friend.”
10. Dr. Reed and Dr. Bright are never to come in contact with each other.
- In fact, let’s just make sure they don’t know the other exists.
