"he said hey who turned out the lights, and when I turned around there's a skull looking back at me. terrifing. yeah when my back was turned he somehow slipped a skull mask on and messed with the black out/light up settings on his helmet. right before a space walk. and that is why gordon is bannedfrom watching doctor who forever."
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I absolutely believe this to be a true and accurate depiction of a Gordon classic prank that pushes the boundaries just that little bit too far.
I also choose to believe Gordon got into Dr Who because John's a fan and he wanted to share that with his space-case brother.
Many thanks for the giggle-snort this gave me when I read the notification at work earlier today!!
'Someone save me from this torture.' you thought, trying to listen to Cho sun-saeng-nim discuss the history of the Game Massacre in 1990 for the nth time.
Apparently, hundreds of people went missing and kidnapped to participate in a set of children's games and were killed. A police officer reported the incident.
Unfortunately, when the authorities arrived, there was only one survivor, the officer was dead, and the suspects escaped, yadda yadda yadda.
Already bored, you decided to look around the room. There were some students on the verge of sleeping and, some were diligently taking notes. Others were smiling dreamily at your teacher.
You rolled your eyes. 'Figures.'
You felt someone's eyes on you, so you turned and faced at Sae-Byeok, predicting it was her.
You were right. Sae-Byeok is staring at you intensely, making you feel weird things in your stomach. You raised your eyebrow and gestured at her to listen to your teacher but, she only smirked in reply.
'God damn it, Why does your crush have to be so hot?!'
"Will you please stop eye-fucking each other. You're literally five feet apart!" you can hear Mi-nyeo complain beside you, making you break your eye contact with Sae-Byeok.
"We were doing no such thing!" you objected.
"Yeah, right. Because undressing someone with your eyes is nothing." Mi-nyeo scoffed while making finger quotes. Rolling your eyes, you hit her on the shoulder.
"Maybe I'll keep on doing it just to spite you." you muttered in annoyance.
"Oh, well. Good luck paying for my therapy." Mi-nyeo replied dryly.
<コ:彡
You two were both sitting at some bench near the court, eating while watching the tennis players.
"Deok-su is saying that I spread the rumors about his tiny dick. Like, it's not really a rumor if it's true." Mi-nyeo was trying to tell you but, she noticed that your eyes were focused on something else or, to be specific, someone.
Rolling her eyes, she continued. "Anyway, I broke up with Deok-su's shitty ass. I'm planning on stop smoking and, I'm thinking about making Principal Il-nam my sugar daddy."
"If you're trying to check if I'm listening to you talk. The answers are, thank fucking god, good for you, and that's gross as hell. In that particular order." you replied, finally looking at her.
"So you were listening and, here I was thinking I was the only one talking." she retorted.
"Maybe it was because I couldn't get a word in." you quipped.
"And not totally because you were busy being head over heels to Ms. Kang over there?" she said teasingly, looking over at the tennis players.
"I'm planning on asking her out, later." you said, voice full of conviction.
"Finally!- wait what? Hey!" she stared at you, bewildered. She didn't get to say anything else because you ran straight to Seong sun-saeng-nim's class when the bell rang.
<コ:彡
At the end of the class, Seong sun-saeng-nim asked you to stay. He handed you a bunch of papers that he needed you to give Kang Sae-Byeok. You were reminded of your earlier declaration and absentmindedly took them. You weren't even looking at what was written in it.
<コ:彡
You were regretting it now. How could you decide something on a whim? There you are, five meters away from the one you like and her friends. You were going to walk back out when a hand tapped your shoulders.
"I thought I was late!" exclaimed an out-of-breath Mi-nyeo.
"Did you write a script or something?" she asked, making you confused.
She held up the paper you were holding and showed you. It read,
"Try to be all nervous, rubbish, and shaky. Why? You're going to be like that anyway. Might as well make it part of the plan, then it'll fell in purpose.
PS: We kind of made a bet out of this so, if you could hurry, it would be much appreciated!"
'Seriously? Even the staffs?' What's with this school and gambling?' you thought, groaning while Mi-nyeo was stifling her laughter.
"Okay, I'll do it.' you said, voice shaking a bit.
"But I'm going to need your help." you told Mi-nyeo, gesturing at Sang Byeok and her friends.
<コ:彡
You don't know how Mi-nyeo did it but, Sae-Byeok is now alone. They were hiding in a corner, showing you their support. Min-nyeo is gesturing for you to go, jersey number 119 was giving you thumbs-up, and jersey number 240 is smirking while holding up a camera.
Taking a deep breath, you started walking in Sae-Byeok's direction. She was looking quite dazed, making you clear your throat to announce your presence. She looked startled but calmed down when she saw that it was you.
"Hey, I have to ask you something." you started and, Sae-Byeok only tilted her head in question. You wanted to continue but, the words were stuck in your throat.
"I was going to ask you if-" you tried but, some strangers decided to bypass you two. You can help but sigh in relief because you don't know what to say next. You were surprised when she suddenly talked.
"Is your question urgent?" the question sounded harsh but, Sae-Byeok's voice was soft. "I have to go to..." she murmured, looking away. You didn't hear what she said next, but you didn't ask because she looked embarrassed.
You panicked when you saw her start walking away. So you held her hand before you could've stopped yourself. She jolted in surprise and, you gave a series of apologies. You were the stupefied one when she said it was okay. Taking one deep breath, you decided to ask her.
"Hypothetically speaking, are you available this weekend to come with me? I mean, if you're free and you want to go. I don't want to force you. If you don't want to, it's okay. It's a date if you want, like romantically-"
"Yes." she answered rather quickly.
"What?" you stuttered. You were utterly shocked, surprised, flabbergasted, and possibly ecstatic.
"How about this weekend? Five pm. I'll pick you up at your place." she started walking away, not waiting for your response. You only nod in understanding, feeling incapable of saying words.
You walk to where Mi-nyeo and the others are hiding. Noticing the spring in your steps and your obviously beaming face, Mi-nyeo counted the confession as a success.
Now she has to go shopping with you, to help you with your clearly lacking fashion sense.
Sae-Byeok's POV
It's another one of Cho sun-saeng-nim's boring classes. Gazing at the (Y/N) who's looking around the room. 'Guess she's bored too.'
She must have felt me staring because she suddenly looked at me. Raising her eyebrows and gesturing something.
'It's unfair. How can someone looks so adorable every day?'
"You know, you can just confess and get it over with. End our suffering, please." Ji-Yeong grumbled beside you.
"You guys keep telling me that she feels the same way but, I doubt it." you replied, sighing.
"If she confesses to you, I definitely earned my right to say I told you so." Ji-Yeong said confidently.
<コ:彡
You were playing on the court when you noticed her. You were hoping that she was watching you play. Maybe if you hit the ball hard enough, it'll land next to her then, you can talk to her. Although, you wouldn't risk accidentally hitting her.
"That was a good play!" Ali complimented you. You quickly gave him your thanks and looked around. You were disappointed when you saw she wasn't around.
<コ:彡
You're friends and you were talking about different techniques you could use when playing tennis. You were interrupted by a strange woman.
"Hey guys, sorry to interrupt your lovely conversation, not really. I'm going to have to borrow this pure cinnamon roll here." she said, tapping Ali on the shoulder while he looked utterly confused. She pulled him with her and, they started talking.
"Wonder what that's about?" Ji-Yeong asked beside me. I only shrugged as a reply.
It wasn't even a full five minutes when Ali returned, saying that he needed Ji-Yeong's help. They looked like they were having a silent conversation with their eyes which ended with Ali grinning and Ji-Yeong looking smug. They told me that they would get back in a few minutes.
'They sure take their time. I'm already hungry. What kind of friends do this? If they're not back here in five minutes, I'm going to the cafeteria.' You were startled when you heard someone clear their throat. You turned and came face to face with (Y/N).
'Oh hell, calm down my heart.'
"Hey, I have to ask you something." she started, making you tilt your head, curious. She looked like she was hesitating. Some strangers were bypassing you two.
You remembered that you were hungry. So you asked (Y/N), "Is your question urgent?" you tried not to sound harsh but, you really don't want to embarrass yourself in front of your crush.
"I have to go to the cafeteria." you mumbled, looking away. You didn't hear (Y/N)'s response that you started walking away.
You were pleasantly surprised when you felt something warm pulling your hand. Looking in front of you, (Y/N) apologized, you shook your head and told her it was okay.
'It was definitely more than okay.'
She took a deep breath and asked you a question that you were not expecting.
"Hypothetically speaking, are you available this weekend to come with me? I mean, if you're free and you want to go. I don't want to force you. If you don't want to, it's okay. It's a date if you want, like romantically-"
"Yes." you quickly answered without a hint of hesitation. (Y/N) gave you an opportunity and, you're going to damn well take it.
"How about this weekend? Five pm. I'll pick you up at your place." you informed her. It felt like your heart was about to burst in excitement when you turned around and, she was nodding.
<コ:彡
You were on the benches, drinking water. Recalling (Y/n) asking you out earlier, you blushed, stuffing your face in your towel.
"I told you so." you heard, making you look up and face to face with a smug Ji-Yeong, showing you the video on her phone.
"Shut up." you weakly replied.
Omake:
In the Principal's office, a couple of staff such as Principal Il-nam, Seong sun-saeng-nim, and Cho sun-saeng-nim watched your confession on the CCTV camera. Hearing Sae-Byeok's response, Gi-hun celebrated, Sang-woo groaned, and Il-nam sighed in defeat.
In the end, you and Sae-Byeok are going home positively gay while Seong Gi-hun will come home with pockets full with an appalled Sang-woo.
