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orochimaru: why are you so prickly today

sasuke: i had a nightmare

orochimaru thinking about the uchiha massacre: better cut him some slack he’s been through a lot

sasuke: *still thinking about dream naruto beating him at ping pong*

#naruto #naruto shippuden #naruto incorrect quotes #orochimaru #uchiha sasuke #bold of me to claim orochimaru would express concern tbh #sasuke has TRAUMA (sad) and tRaUmA (ridiculous)#one minute he’s angry about how the government wronged him the next he is asking for a 50th rematch of thumb wrestling #and he is SO valid for it i love him #my posts #draft trash

Benrey... music major...

Coomer... I have no fucking idea

Bubby... bubby...

#talk #hlvrai #benrey lover #benrey #bubby #dr. bubby #harold coomer #coomer #dr. coomer #draft trash

gai: *saying something nice*

kakashi: kisses you on the mouth

gai: uhh you could actually kiss me as opposed to just pretending to by saying it you know?

kakashi: yeah i got nervous and panicked. anyway i have to go scream in the woods somewhere for reasons completely unrelated to my embarrassment over what just happened.

#naruto #naruto shippuden #naruto incorrect quotes #kakagai #hatake kakashi #might gai #when you aren’t used to actually being able to kiss someone😔#kakashi: holds your hand #gai: ngl this is super cute but pls don’t run away to scream in the woods again #my posts #draft trash

kakashi: *full body shiver*

tsunade: what was that?

kakashi: i felt an emotion for a second it’s fine now i got rid of it

tsunade: you….got rid of it??

kakashi: yeah whenever i feel things i imagine burning them all in a funny little emotion incinerator i imagined haha

tsunade: i am begging you at this point please just go to therapy

kakashi: see i could be offended by that but instead i’m just going to imagine burning up my offense and getting rid of it isn’t that better?

tsunade: no. it is not.

#naruto #naruto shippuden #naruto incorrect quotes #hatake kakashi #tsunade #yall ever just think about kakashi because yeah #tsunade: you heard about his emotion incinerator too? isn’t that so fucked up?#yamato: yeah definitely weird if he was normal he’d have an emotion trash chute like the rest of us #get konoha a therapy program pls #my posts #lol wait one more #tsunade: you ever want to talk about your emotions kakashi?#kakashi: what emotions haha incinerator go brrrr #draft trash #<-lol just because it’s like 2am when i wrote this one

naruto watching kankuro wash off his face paint: wait that comes off?

kankuro: duh, you thought my face just naturally looked like that? i’ve gotta paint it on like your little whiskers

naruto: i don’t paint them they’re just part of my face

kankuro: what! that’s crazy. does that just happen with tailed beasts cause that would explain why gaara suddenly got a forehead tattoo scar thing when he was like five

naruto: wait his DOESN’T come off??

kankuro: …..suddenly i’m not sure…so many people wear face paint but a bunch just have facial markings too….how do we tell

naruto: we could just throw water at people and see what happens

kankuro already nodding: yes. perfect.

#naruto #naruto shippuden #uzumaki naruto #kankuro #sabaku no kankuro #sabaku no gaara #naruto incorrect quotes #kankuros face paint coming off turned my entire world upside down tbh #no clue how face marking work in this show since then #my posts #draft trash #also midterms for the next few weeks so activity might dip a little again!

i still firmly believe that everyone in konoha was so relieved when naruto left the village with jiraiya thinking he would come back and be over the whole sasuke thing only for him to come back and be at least 20x more insane about it

#naruto #naruto shippuden #naruto uzumaki #sasuke uchiha #konoha: please be normal about this #naruto: idk what you guys mean i am being normal about this *revolves entire life around sasuke*#and he’s valid for it😌#sasuke deserves people being insane for him #my posts #draft trash #sorry for low activity midterms be killing me fr #wake up every morning like blehhhh not into this #i just want spring break so i can sleep and watch naruto pls

shikamaru: kankuro sent a letter. he says that him and gaara have been managing just fine since you moved to konoha—

temari: oh good i was so worried about them, i can’t believe nothing has happened

shikamaru: you didn’t let me finish he says they’re fine but also wants to know where to buy toasters because they lit theirs on fire

temari: ….on purpose?

shikamaru: he didn’t specify. your brothers don’t know where to buy toasters??

#naruto #naruto shippuden #shikamaru nara #temari #kankuro #gaara #sand siblings #naruto temari #shikatema #naruto incorrect quotes #they absolutely did it on purpose #my posts #draft trash

sasuke: objectively i think naruto is really unattractive

sakura: okay, what about subjectively?

sasuke, squeezing his eyes shut: i don’t want to talk about it

#naruto #naruto shippuden #naruto incorrect quotes #sasunaru #sns #uchiha sasuke #haruno sakura #naruto uzumaki #sasuke quit lying naruto is attractive objectively too dumbass🙄#also just admit you think he’s fine as hell🙄🙄#my posts #draft trash #not me three days into finals week remembering that i have drafts #i was like im so sad my blog will be dead since i have no time for it :(#completely disregarding how i always use drafts when i get busy #my dumbass #brain absolutely fried rn i guess

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