over and over again lando says honestly i’m lying to you. this is a game and i am winning it because you have never once properly understood me so why would i tell you the truth. but he is unfortunately deeply genuine by nature. and he’s always saying that he’s telling the truth. because people are going to interpret it however they want, even if he says exactly what he means. paraphrased from his own mouth ‘i’ve learned to think it’s funny when people misunderstand me.’ ‘the things people come up with his unbelievable, it can be fun to play with that .’ ‘if i were to have another job outside of f1 it would be something like graphic design, with a lot of creative expression.’ (‘do you like expressing yourself?’) ‘no. i don’t /:’ ‘if i wasn’t in f1 id be a golfer. or a designer’ . even about little shit like ‘what happened to bleaching my hair? i only said that to agree with that guy’ ‘oh you’ve ruined perfectly good ice cream with coffee /: i hate coffee.’ (posts a black and white picture of a drink from a cafe.) (posts it again in color and it’s matcha) haha :P. this is my room tour. oh, this on the shelf? its my morning latte *sipping it*. (asked who is most likely to foot the bill?) has to be me (heard you paid for george’s birthday drinks) *annoyed* who would even tell you that?? most recently it’s ‘no these new cars are soooo different. they feel like f2 cars’ ‘i’m having fun driving these new cars i’m enjoying the challenge but if he isn’t he can retire’ ‘yes i did rage bait everyone and say that i liked driving the cars. and they believed me. wasn’t that funny :P’ like. do you understand yet. he’s a bug who’s aware of the microscope. the animal who finds the cameras in his enclosure and reacts with disdain. he’s tampering with the observation on purpose.
