Dec 17, 2025
I finished Season 1 before drawing this and I’m already at episode 8 of Season 2, I love these guys so much ✍️🔎
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I finished Season 1 before drawing this and I’m already at episode 8 of Season 2, I love these guys so much ✍️🔎
drawtectives shitposting pt2
tinkering the @ andthe canon because i basically can do that and you cant stop me, actually
who everyone is talking about when they mention ogilvie:
who i keep seeing every time they say it:
Imagine being a giraffe with a sore throat
almost forgot, soyork
york really does just keep saying words <3
idc what anyone says. drawtectives season one Phlegm Mucousy is a hagfish jablinsky.
Harper: Is this really the hill you're gonna die on?
York: This ground is flat and I will never die.
Ok so I was originally going to go back through and rewatch all the episodes again to make sure I have everything correct but I do not have to the time to do that sadly, so here is the long awaited
Northern tribes lore (as long as season one is concerned)
Episode one season one
1. Skull crushers have weapons made of skulls
2. Bones is payment
3. Murder is common at ork parties ( implied)
4. Does not have a jail or a pub ( bar) (implied)
Episode two season one
1. No writing system ( implied)
2. Do not give a sh*t, here to do their job
3. Have paladin captains
4. Shake people to make them feel better
Episode three season one
1. Animals are pre-made
2. Most dangerous = most delicious
Episode four season one
1. Lots of wild trains,
2. “ you don’t slay a wild train”
3. Cannot tame a wild train
4. Cannot refuse an invitation
5. Do not like the wild lands
Episode five season one
1. Orkish soap operas
2. Only band they get is birds of prey
3. No phones or cameras or mirrors
4. Have to fight for the throne
5. Monarchy?
Episode six season one
1. Murder is common, especially dad murder
2. Freelancing: taking someone’s lance out of their hands to rip their arms off
3. Pee = compliment, blood = insult
4. Went to school, can do division
5. Northern cats: 8 feet fall and 8 feet wide
Episode seven season one
1. Very anti tobacco ( orkish grass, which cows eat)
2. Eat mushrooms
Episode ten season one
1. No ghost in northern tribes
2. Do cry over spilt milk
Episode eleven season one
1. Orkish elders know about Julia