My favorite thing about playing a drow in DND isn't the inherent creepy edginess but the amount of ridiculous flavor you can impose on them about discovering the world around them
Your average drow has never even peeked at the surface world. So I like to headcanon some things depending on how recently they've ventured out on their own
Sky??? What is sky??? Why does up go forever??? Where are my cavern ceilings??
Similarly, the sky changes??? Gonna stare at the night sky for way too long cause it's the most stunning thing they've ever seen. (If you have not seen the night sky without light pollution then I genuinely pity you)
Seasons??? Why are the leaves falling off trees?? They are such vibrant colors
Also just colors!!! So many rich colors
What the fuck is weather? WHY the fuck is weather?! Thunderstorms??? The clouds are casting lighting?!! Is no one concerned about this???? HELLO?!
s n o w ? ? ? ? OhFuckIt'sCOLD-
Probably literally anything with sugar in it is a wild ride. Get your grumpy drow on a sugar high and watch them run in circles and then take a fat crash nap
Oceans are weird. The water doesn't end?? Does it fall off the edge of the world or- what the fuck is a horizon and what do you MEAN there's more world beyond that???
"Don't drink the ocean water. It's nasty. Trust me on this." <- a clear indication of your drow having done some dumb shit
Just learned about dogs: "And what about this cute guy??" *owlbear cub wandering out of the forest*
And yeah I know they took away the drow's light sensitivity but I will always play my drow not being able to see in daylight. Its fun roleplay
"Didn't you see anything?"
"Nope."
"It's the middle of the day, how could you have missed them??"
"The sun is burning my eyes, Brenda."
-later-
"How did you fall down that hole? It was so clearly right in front of you??"
"Everything looks black"
"But the hole is a darker black-"
"..........."
"...... It's like the sun thing but backwards, isn't it."
"Gee I'm glad you noticed, Varant."















