#drunk barry

[1ncorrect-flash-quotes]

*Cisco and drunk Barry*

Cisco: Let’s get you home, bro

Barry: I am home bro

Cisco: What do you mean bro?

Barry: I’m with you bro *slaps Cisco on the back*

Cisco: *Tearing up* Bro……..

[grantgustinlove]

[kleptoandpyro]

Barry Allen + Alcohol

Arrowverse Headcanon #4 (+ Joe West)

I can’t stop thinking about Drunk!Barry at his bachelor party and what probably happened.

Because seriously you know this dumbass bitch got so whacked on that Speedster alcohol that he just turns to Joe like, "wE should totally invite Snart, I even have his nummber!"

Joe: *snaps himself in two reacting* No Barry that is a terrib- Barry: *flinches* Joe: ... Joe: You just texted him at super speed didn't you Barry: *smugface*

Much later that night there'd be a knock on the door and Joe would answer it and see Snart stood there with Barry over his shoulder like, "Does this belong to you."

Joe: Barry?! He's been missing for hours! Where the hell did you find him? Len: I came home and found him crying on my doorstep Joe: Barry? Barry: hE nevEr responded to my text and I thhhhought he was dEad *hic*

Other Hcs:

(If Len had met Constantine) (Why Len Doesn’t Drink) (Len the Team Mom) (Len Vs the Brig)

[temmie-loony]

Barry: what if people had food names and food had people names?

Kara: hey spaghetti time for dinner

Barry: what are we having?

Kara: Margaret

Oliver: was it Cisco that gave you the alcohol or Mon-El?

Felicity: *lightly glares at Oliver upon seeing the tears in Drunk Barry's eyes* shut up asparagus

[lokixreader]

Me when people comment on my posts or send me asks

(Darth Vader dances better than me)

[Best. Scene. Evah.(Who is from Italy will understand)]

(Yeah, me too Barry, me too)

[shippostsandshitposts]

Who Are You and Why Do You Look Like My Girlfriend?

Drunk!Barry Allen x Female!Reader

A knock on the door brought you out of your thoughts. You get up and unlock the door, revealing Cisco and a very sloppy-looking Barry.

You glare at Cisco before turning to Barry. “Babe, are you drunk?”

“Who are you and why do you look like my girlfriend?” Barry slurs, slipping forward and forcing you to catch his form, almost falling over yourself.

“I gave him speedster-alcohol,” admitted Cisco with a frown. “But now he’s your issue! At least for the next half-hour or so.”

“Screw you,” you mutter. “I’ll see you tomorrow.” You slam the door with the side of your foot and guide Barry over to the couch.

“Oh, you are my girlfriend,” Barry said with a wide smile. He lay his head in your lap. “I reaaally love you.”

“I love you too, Barr.” You laugh, running your hand through your boyfriend’s tousled hair. “Wanna watch a movie?”

“Okay,” mumbles Barry as his eyelids slid closed.

“Or maybe we’ll save the movie for tomorrow,” you whisper, more to yourself, as you also slip off to sleep.

[wade-wilson]

“IM THE FLASHHHHHHH” 

[sseureki]