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Eddie: Baby, are you coming to bed? I need my big spoon with me.

Buck, drunk: No, thank you, pretty stranger.

Eddie: What?

Buck, still drunk: I'm sure you're a lovely man but I have a husband that I love very much, who has a silver star by the way, so no spoon for you.

wouldn’t it be funny if drunk eddie got drunk buck to tattoo the word “eddie” on the bottom of his foot like toy story???

Hen: Eddie, why are you topless and have puke on your sleeve?

Eddie: Excuse you, I'm not topless, Buck is right here.

Buck: Yeah, Hen, you've hurt my feelings.

Eddie: And that's not my puke, I don't think.

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