#drunk skyrim

[pancakesmythie]

god drund, got on skyrin and kild a dragon

[zhongluong]

I’ve done this.

This is the third time I’ve done this!

[hiddenskyrim]

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

[ohwyrmies]

cheap sake is best sake

and by best I mean fun

time for drunk skyrim

[ambitchousrobot]

Drunk Skyrim Update #5: I escaped prison, only to get hopeless lost while attempting to locate my possessions. I was incarcerated a second time, and served my sentence after breaking my only lock pick. The jarl decided a murderer fresh out of his dungeon would be a trustworthy agent to carry out official business of the highest priority. I then murdered his court wizard. For reasons.

[ambitchousrobot]

drunk Skyrim update #4: I have forgotten how to save, as I am massively drunk and haven't played this game in months. Here's to hoping I don't die! Also, I've been arrested. But luckily they didn't find the lock pick I always keep safely stowed away in my rectum!

[ambitchousrobot]

Drunk Skyrim Update #3: I just sang a soulful and passionate mashup of Go Rest High on That Mountain and The Climb will stubbornly going over a mountain rather than going around. My partner didn't seem to appreciate my creative artistry.

[ambitchousrobot]

Drunk Skyrim Update #2: I accidentally stole a blacksmith potion. The people of Riverrun refused to see reason and chose to fight rather than offer me mercy. I had no choice but to murder the entire village. I'm now a fugitive of the law.