Jan 22, 2014
Drunk At the Bar | | Derek & Lucas
Lucas looked at his drink. It was empty. All the glasses were empty. He looked up, searching around for that cute bartender, but the bar had emptied out.
"Tis a conspiracy," he slurred. Where did everyone go? Who drank all his drinks? "Fiiine, I'll gets myself my own drink, goddammit." He hauled himself to his feet and leaned over the bar to grab at a bottle of something. Lucas tipped it up, pouring its contents in his mouth. "Mmm, rum!" But the bottle had a shot cap and only a trickle came out. Lucas struggled to get the cap off, perhaps a little too vigorously and fell off his chair with a heavy thud.