#drunkconversations

[buckyrevolution]

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[anavidfuckup]

Arguments about whinnie the Pooh and padington

HE WENT TO JAIL

[drunkfriendconvo-blog]

3:30am drunk gates: “ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!” *Wakes me up from screaming Sleeping Keith: “yo dude chill wtf” Drunk gates: “I’m not a liar!!!!” “I’m not a liar” Sleeping Keith: “….ok” Drunk gates: “I’m not a liar sandshrew!! Fuck you!!! Sandshrew!” *passes out sitting up with a glass of wine in his hand. Sleeping Keith: *takes wine out of hand places it on table falls asleep 4:15 Drunk gates: *wakes me up. “I’m in love with a girl.” Sleeping Keith: “good job buddy” Drunk gates: *falls back asleep.

Conversations with my drunk friend

[simplyobsessed08]

I came out to my parents that I was gay when I was 17, for the past six years my mum has always said to me that I would find a guy and I'll end up marrying a guy and all this nonsense 😂 tonight for the first time ever she said me and my future wife would be happy when I described what kind of house I would want to live in. ecstatically happy right now 🙊👌🏼

[lightfeed]

Nine times out of ten.

An example:

“Tell me what you think of me. No bullshit. Just straight up” “Well I think you’re pretty cool. What do you think of me ?” “Yeah well I think you’re pretty cool too”

Nine times out of ten, what you feel about a person they feel the same. So don’t doubt yourself. Energy radiates and reflects. It’s all about the vibes and how they’re usually mutual. What you think he(she) feels is probably the same as what you feel. Things don’t always need to be said out loud. Trust the energy , it’s just as real as words are.

So just tell people how you feel. Because nine times out of ten they feel the same, and you end up with love and happiness. Its about right now and acting on what you want and how you feel right now , because right now is when it’s real.

-conversation with a stranger.

[cornerofhazel]

sometimes

i'm terrified that you were right and that'll never be the same again, and my entire life it'll be sub par in comparison. but that doesn't mean i can't try. 

[raydaymonsanto]

gromcake and I drunk discussed almost every topic last night. From Existential despotism to the reason why bees are probably way more intelligent than humans. Actually pretty much that humans are fucking stupid as shit (especially straight white males haha). 

[happyslacker]

Conversation with a Brit

Joel: “So what do you think of the Beatles?"

BritishMark: “The old or the new?

Joel: “The good years, you know…"

Me: “…the LSD times..?”

BritishMark: “I would say the older ones…(says something in reference to a VW Beetle”

Me: “wait…the cars or the band?”

Simultanioulsy- Joel: “the band.” BritishMark: “the car.”

"…."

Awkwardly LOL together….

BritishMark: “Not fond of the band at all."